Wolf Blitzer gets the nutroots blackface-photoshop treatment
posted at 10:24 am on October 30, 2006 by Allahpundit
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Not for any particular reason. It was just his turn.
Says Hawkins:
The same liberals who say they can hear imaginary jungle drums on Bob Corker commercials and who claim that having a playboy bunny say, “Call me,” to Harold Ford in a commercial is an obvious racial slur would undoubtedly see nothing racial or out of place about drawing Wolf Blitzer as a big lipped member of a minstrel show.
I think everything that can be said on this subject was said when Gilliard did it to Steele and Hamsher did it to Lieberman. Given the uproar in those cases, the fact that the nutroots persists in it lends this one a weird defiant overtone. It’d be like if George Allen insisted on referring to Webb’s tracker as a “macaca” even after he’d been called on it.
I guess they’re speaking racism to power now.
It’ll happen again. What’s interesting is how the betrayed allegiances at which they direct this delightful little metaphor seem to grow broader each time they use it. Gilliard mocked Steele for betraying black liberal Democrats; Hamsher mocked Lieberman for betraying liberal Democrats; Billmon mocks Blitzer, as near as I can tell, for betraying liberals. You could do a Venn diagram of their logic here. But at this point, who’s left?
I don’t know, maybe it won’t happen again. Maybe they’ve simply run out of apostates.
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I see Markos in blackface in the near future. Note the underlying message: If you are bad, we’ll make you black…so we can tell you’re bad at a glance.
Nope, no racism there.
Pablo on October 30, 2006 at 10:29 AM
This just goes to show, the only measure of someone’s racism is whether they vote “D.” We’re all a little bit racist, but those of us that express our atonement by voting Democrat are free to let loose with the racism, as long as it’s directed at Jews and the “wrong kind” of blacks.
Who are bigger dupes – blacks who consistently vote Dem despite the fact that all they get is lip service? Or born-again Christians who vote Rep despite the fact that all they get is lip service?
Enrique on October 30, 2006 at 10:35 AM
What on Earth did Wolf Blitzer, a loyal Democratic shill if there ever was one, do to deserve this?
Did he forget his purpose in life and ask a Democrat a hard question or something?
MoxArgon on October 30, 2006 at 10:35 AM
jimmah kartah and robet boid of WV come to mind as people who need this “netroots psychotic cartharsis” this election cycle. Following the hypothesis that you have to have earned this treatment, the entire dhimmicr@p party is up for this treatment. IMHO.
tormod on October 30, 2006 at 10:38 AM
Tolerance
Valiant on October 30, 2006 at 10:48 AM
Hillary as Aunt Jemimah?
RedWinged Blackbird on October 30, 2006 at 10:57 AM
Billmon thinks Blitzer should have been a bigger a-hole to Lynn Cheney. Amazing. She’s invited to shill her children’s book and immediately she is asked about waterboarding. Then it’s the Jim Webb porn crap.
EF on October 30, 2006 at 11:01 AM
You know, I would REALLY like to hear this explained by a moderate, rational liberal Democrat. How *DO* they rationalize this kind of thing?
(Yes, I know … finding that moderate rational liberal Democrat may prove challenging …)
Anyone? Anyone?
How exactly do you scream racism and then make blackface imagery – at the same time – without your head exploding from your own hypocrisy?
(Prediction: in the unlikely event a liberal troll actually addresses my questions – they’ll immediately try to turn it around, bringing up something totally irrelevant. Like: but, but Mark Foley is GAY! Or something like that …)
Professor Blather on October 30, 2006 at 11:06 AM
It’s so true that liberals only see skin color.
SouthernGent on October 30, 2006 at 11:19 AM
They come from the party of no ideas. That is why they are stuck on blackface.
DannoJyd on October 30, 2006 at 11:19 AM
Must be snowball fight in hell today.
fogw on October 30, 2006 at 11:28 AM
…in Howard Dean’s party, you’d sooner find yourself having a chinwag with a unicorn….
Puritan1648 on October 30, 2006 at 11:32 AM
I’m going to take a whack at this:
Classic 19th century black minstrels were performing at their boss’ demand, usually to avoid physical pain for not getting it right.
Steele is black, so opposing the Democrats is against his best interests. Lieberman is rebelling against the party and so obviously enslaved by the neocon warmongers. Wolf can’t be bothered to deal appropriately with the villain’s wife so he is obviously serving some dark master.
With this ultra-inclusive definition for the use of blackface I disagree with Allah that they will run out of people who deserve it. Because after all the Democrats and blacks who will eventually deviate (even slightly, Wolf!) from the party line there will still be the rest of the country working against their own best interests.
As we all know, to serve your own best interests is to agree with the Democrats, serve the Democrats, and vote for Democrats. It’s just a matter of political expediency whether you’re branded with a swastika or blackface.
JoeEgo on October 30, 2006 at 11:33 AM
So technically it’s not about race. It’s about being a traitor to yourself and your people.
Hell, you guys are racist for even calling it blackface.
….wow. How do those people wake up in the morning?
JoeEgo on October 30, 2006 at 11:36 AM
Hillary as Aunt Jemimah?
RedWinged Blackbird on October 30, 2006 at 10:57 AM
“And I do believe ya’ll KNOW what ah’m talkin’ about….”
Hoot!
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The Machine on October 30, 2006 at 11:41 AM
I agree with JoeEgo above. What we see happening here is typical Leftist tripe meant specifically to send a clear message to the rest of the minions that if you step out of line, even if it only appears that you didn’t drink the entire cup of kool-aid, then there’s hell to pay and you will be mocked, ridiculed, and publicly scorned. Their message here is intended soley for consumption by rank-n-file minions.
Mahdi Al-Dajjal on October 30, 2006 at 11:49 AM
Most 19th Century minstrels, like Dan Emmett and “Daddy” Rice, were white.
Minstrel performers were largely white guys who would black-up and portray stereotypes of blacks — like “Zip Coon” the foolishly “sophisticated” and uppity urban black, the black predator, the warm-hearted mammy — with a few black troops joining in (under white management)…who had to black-up, as well. It was all watermelon and chicken, how much they either loved or feared “massa”, how big their feet were, and casting moon-eyes at “Canebrake Katie”.
But, the parallel holds…except, now, folks don’t black themselves up. They’re blacked up by others.
Black liberals, pundits and allied anti-social types blacking-up white politicians (like Bill Clinton) to show favor. On the other hand, upwardly mobile black politicians who want to make a difference in the world are back to being blacked-up to appear, as Belafonte put it, as “house n*ggers”.
…no…we’re not “over” anything as far as race in America goes…the worrisome thing is that it’s all coming from the Left…and they’ll neither admit to it or be called on it by the 89% of black America that keeps them in power.
Puritan1648 on October 30, 2006 at 11:58 AM
How many times do I have to tell you stupid neocons, you can’t call liberals racists after all the pandering they do to minorities! There is no such thing as liberal racists, just like there is no such thing as black racists. Move along, nothing to see here.
(Bonus points for anyone who discovers a lefty blog calling this photoshop a Rove plant at the liberal blog it was taken from.)
RightWinged on October 30, 2006 at 12:10 PM
Raaaaacist!!!
/sarc
urbancenturion on October 30, 2006 at 12:16 PM
In a sense, this is slightly consistent with hearing racism in those drums or seeing it in Harold Ford’s “call me” girl. Liberals are obsessed with racism, so a good minstrel metaphor is always lurking under their thoughts, ready to arise to be used in any situation, no matter how far from germane.
And, as with other nutroot classics like “rape gurney Joe”, the nastiness is mixed with and somehow augmented by the sheer stupidity of the gag. I mean, if you read the original nutroot post you’re just like, how does he get from Blitzer making a little peevish statement about Lynne Cheney going after him to jumping to an elaborate blackface photoshop complete ith all that “lawsey massa” crap? I mean, who thinks like that? And who sees that and cracks up? They’re just so clumsily, aggressively, nastily witless.
Alex K on October 30, 2006 at 12:17 PM
The problem is not about whether he asked the right questions to Libs or GOP’ers.
The problem is that he answered a question the wrong way……Lynn Cheney put ole’ Wolf on the hotseat when he said he wanted the US to win.
She pretty much pinned his ears back during her interview with Wolf last week. Lose to a Republican Wolf……you get the treatment.
BacaDog on October 30, 2006 at 12:30 PM
Maybe someone is still mad about this and didn’t know how to vent their anger. Poor Wolf “So poor, so black” Blitzer.
RightWinged on October 30, 2006 at 12:34 PM
What liberals have taught me so far this week:
1) I don’t love God. But they do.
2) I shouldn’t judge people … especially not the people judging me and telling me not to judge.
3) Suggesting that a white woman might find a black man attractive is racism.
4) To insult someone – you should paint them up in blackface. Because that’s not racist at all. Only Playboy bunnies and using the term “macaca” is racist. The N-word, calling people “Oreo,” and blackface is not racist.
I love learning new things.
Professor Blather on October 30, 2006 at 12:46 PM
…there is a definitive glimpse into the Democrat psyche: one can be “so black”…there are degrees of blackness.
If someone darkly complected is poor, lives in the 9th Ward, has several other social strikes against him, he’s “so black”. He’s more genuinely black, because someone black *should* be poor, maybe, should live in the 9th Ward, should be vulnerable, etc.
If, on the other hand, someone of African ancestry lives in the ‘burbs, drives a Volvo, has read the latest “summer novel”, has a college education, maybe is a lawyer, drinks Cabernet and not Boone’s Farm, whose wife calls him “my husband” not “my baby daddy”, he’s “not very black”.
It’s all about quantifying stereotypes.
Where is the black outrage at white pundits grading their “blackness” on a curve?
You can be so fat, so nice, so awful, so cheap, so stupid, or so late, based upon how fat, nice, awful, cheap, stupid or late other people you’ve met are or have been. How can someone be “so black”? It’s like being “so pregnant”. It’s a binary thing. You either are or you aren’t. If you’re not black, you’re something else, and I hope you like it because it isn’t going to change soon (unless you’re Michael Jackson).
Black isn’t something one can quantify…because, if it is, it can then be judged qualitatively, and be “so black=bad”, which I thought the Party of Self-Promotion was trying to wean us all away from.
Puritan1648 on October 30, 2006 at 1:06 PM
What these liberals have reminded me so far this week, and the week has just begun, is that the same rats are ecstatically and ignorantly rejoicing in their latrine.
Just one example here - Camille Paglia or any courageous liberal who reminds them of their nuttiness.
The Blacks will awake, hopefully soon, and it will be all over for the dems. It’s just a matter of time.
Entelechy on October 30, 2006 at 1:20 PM
didn’t Spike Lee suggest that it could be…? (a la Jungle Fever, when he put the “light” blacks into a nicer hotel than the “darker” blacks)
urbancenturion on October 30, 2006 at 1:35 PM
Excellent summary Professor Blather.
infidel on October 30, 2006 at 1:42 PM
I’d never seen that! Holy crap — so poor and so black? That’s insane. I guess that means that people who are so white are not so poor? How does this explain white trash? Just curious.
wytammic on October 30, 2006 at 1:42 PM
Ya know… I think I am going to put black face paint on for Halloween and go around with my kids as Joe Lieberman as represented by the Democratic party.
E L Frederick on October 30, 2006 at 1:59 PM
Charles Johnson at LGF points out the following exchange from Blitzer’s interview with Lynne Cheney that may answer the question, “why Wolf?”
In the nutroots’ world, suggesting that you actually want America to triumph in its war with Islamic fascists is beyond the pale.
Athanasius on October 30, 2006 at 2:26 PM
…hey, *HEY*, Hey…as a Redneck-American, I take issue with the unjust, racist…er…somethinist…characterization of my people….
…you’re probably not “genuinely country”….
Puritan1648 on October 30, 2006 at 3:16 PM
I tried to get this posted but i guess it’s not worthy enough. Check out Bill Maher over the weekend, drunk and not very funny!
http://perezhilton.com/topics/australiastic/caption_me_interesting_costume_choice_20061029.php#comments
wdlp1965 on October 30, 2006 at 3:39 PM
Entelechy on October 30, 2006 at 4:32 PM
I imagine Letterman would have been sharing the stage with ‘Howlin’ Wolf’ were it not for the razor-sharp ‘bonehead’ comeback.
Readymade on October 30, 2006 at 4:44 PM
I like Wolf better this way–is that wrong?
He’s so boring.
What’s so hilarious and ironical is that he could be seen as Mr. Shuck and Jive…but for the Left!
He does their bidding (and it was so obvious that he was doing the bidding of his “betters” in his interview with the Second Lady) and they shame him for it, because he couldn’t read her mind and foresee that she was going to “ambush” him in response to his prepared ambush on her.
If it’s Michael J. Fox shilling for them, it’s “don’t hit the girl” rules for the GOP, but when they’re going after us, all bets are off and a “gentleman” like Wolfe can go after a lady like Lynne with bare fists while Ted Turner holds his coat.
Jen the Neocon on October 30, 2006 at 5:56 PM
The Big Bad “Wolf” thought he was interviewing “Little Red Rding Hood”.
She sure was lookin’ good.
doingwhatican on October 30, 2006 at 6:15 PM
How about “Riding”?
doingwhatican on October 30, 2006 at 6:16 PM
Wolfie, he-he-he, call me…
GoingThere on October 30, 2006 at 6:27 PM
KP as Aunt Jemina watch it happen…
Theworldisnotenough on October 30, 2006 at 7:27 PM
That reminds me… I was attacked by one of the bigger liberal blogs for blasting one of the left’s previous “blackface” incidents for having morphed Hillary on to the cover of the Roots DVD. The problem was, mine was in context and not mocking of someone’s race. It was when Hillary made her famous “running Congress like a plantation” comment. The skin tone of her face was darkened to match the hands as best I could with my crappy photoshop program, but that was it. It wasn’t the minstrel imagery or anything remotely related. It was simply mocking Hillary for painting the Democrats as slaves on a plantation. Not invoking the stereotypical racist imagery to blast those who don’t agree with me. It was shocking how many hundreds of comments these blogs got and who could not comprehend the difference no matter how many ways I broke it down to them.
RightWinged on October 30, 2006 at 9:43 PM
No!
The “satire” is aimed at Mrs. Cheney. The blog calls her the “massa’s wife” being tough on the house slaves. Blitzer is then painted up to represent one of the house slaves she was yelling at.
Translation: Lynne Cheney kicked Wolf’s butt and the uber Leftie bloggerman was sooo pissed he couldn’t lampoon straight. No one understands what his point was, and the image of Wolf Blitzer in blackface is going to be around for a while, taking on weird, unintended (and just wait, hilarious) meanings.
naliaka on October 30, 2006 at 10:33 PM
Here is the wellspring of Blizter-hatred. Note the poll *and* it’s results…(Warning: You’ll need to shower after this link)
dung.
Moose Dung on October 31, 2006 at 12:19 AM
Hillary as Aunt Jemimah?
RedWinged Blackbird on October 30, 2006 at 10:57 AM
NO, ROSIE O’DONNELL…
tormod on October 31, 2006 at 5:53 AM
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