Comments on: Video: Brian Atene’s audition tape for Stanley Kubrick

By: JunkYardBlog

JunkYardBlog — Wed, 01 Nov 2006 19:56:35 +0000

What We Heard At Kerry’s Press Conference…

In which See-Dub uses himself that there You Tube thing: Acting! Brilllliant! Thank You! (Background on the soundtrack here.)……

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By: JunkYardBlog

JunkYardBlog — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 21:42:02 +0000

In Defense of John Kerry…

Just kidding. What a maroon! He ain’t gonna walk agayan… Not even on…kerrrutchez!……

By: budorob

budorob — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 20:32:05 +0000

Sure that wasn’t Brian Atene playing Rosie playing the retarded girl?

By: RD

RD — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 17:31:31 +0000

As for this loser, I’m shocked that he was insane enough to make a follow-up video. Older, yes. Wiser? I dunno, his acting may have gotten worse, and after the first video that seemed impossible.

No worries mate :-) – the follow-up is a obviously a spoof. By someone else! (And he’s being kind – it could’ve been a lot more vicious ;)

By: Faith1

Faith1 — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 14:59:49 +0000

I think it needs more cowbell. I can never get enough cowbell.

By: Freelancer

Freelancer — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 08:09:49 +0000

Wow. That’s amazingly bad. I remember when The Outsiders came out as a movie. Ralph Macchio’s Johnny was the only one who played his part the way I pictured in my head when I first read the book. But the cast is a total who’s who of that generation. Cruise, Swayze, Lowe, Estevez, Dillon, C. Thomas Howell, Diane Lane, and even Leif Garrett.

As for this loser, I’m shocked that he was insane enough to make a follow-up video. Older, yes. Wiser? I dunno, his acting may have gotten worse, and after the first video that seemed impossible.

I enjoy how he says that he is “still acting”, and yet there are no credits ANYWHERE to his name.

AP, I think you’ve made us all dumber now. Be careful not to do that again before next week or some of us will regress to Democrat.

By: RD

RD — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 07:57:44 +0000

The Kubrick 2006 clip rules though :-)

By: RD

RD — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 07:48:57 +0000

Loved the Bill Shatner link – at least when he’s swimming off the deep end, he’s got style. This character OTOH is just embarrassing. Enjoyed his screeching a little more when put to a Danny Elfman soundtrack – just in time for Halloween!

By: The Ugly American

The Ugly American — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 04:21:23 +0000

ACTING!

GENIUS!

THANK YOU!

By: tickleddragon

tickleddragon — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 03:54:13 +0000

Okay…I am THOROUGHLY lost. Who is this guy? And why do we care about the videos?

By: Mr. Bingley

Mr. Bingley — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 03:42:07 +0000

So that’s what Carville looked like when he had hair.

By: pjcomix

pjcomix — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 02:40:53 +0000

Oops! I messed up. Okay here is the Brian Atene of today. 22 years later: Good Day, Mr. Kubrick 2006

By: pjcomix

pjcomix — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 02:38:31 +0000

UPDATE: The Brian Atene of today has made a followup video! (Note: This is NOT a link-whore outbreak): Good Day, Mr. Kubrick...

By: thedecider

thedecider — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 01:13:02 +0000

If Stanley Kubrick ever inflicted this level of hammy over-acting on me, I would demand a refund direct from Stanley. As for “The Outsiders”, great movie, well-written by S.E. Hinton, and brilliantly directed by Francis Ford Coppola. That loser, however, should be kicked.

By: GoodBoy

GoodBoy — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 00:45:15 +0000

OMG! I was laughing like heck watching that..It was like listening to a 70 year old southern black man do the Ralph Macchio part.

By: geoff

geoff — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 23:54:00 +0000

This guy says it's a fake.

By: Limerick

Limerick — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 23:50:30 +0000

This is the guy that pushes the carts in from the Sack-N-Save parking lot up the street……no wonder everyone in town keeps their daughters away from him.

By: el75

el75 — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 23:47:22 +0000

20 years later, he appears to be just as nuts.

By: bigbeas

bigbeas — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 23:35:13 +0000

OMG what a d-bag

By: Scotsman

Scotsman — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 23:31:14 +0000

WTF. Scotty, beam…….

By: Alex K

Alex K — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 23:27:57 +0000

I love this video so much. He is basically the greatest person ever.

By: E L Frederick

E L Frederick — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 23:15:46 +0000

Jumped both the shark and the couch in the same taping…

By: jummy

jummy — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 23:13:07 +0000

is he drunk?

By: Ace of Spades HQ

Ace of Spades HQ — Mon, 30 Oct 2006 23:11:13 +0000

An Oldie But A Goodie…

Can you find the three differences in these photos? Thanks to Dad. Weird: Allah tells me this is real. It’s an audition tape from 25 years ago, offered to Stanley Kubrick. It’s painful. An IMDB search reveals no credits for……