Sorry to say, but there was no appearance on a cross or even talk about it. This interview was all about baby David, the child Madonna and her husband Guy Ritchie adopted from Malawi. Oprah and the Oprah women were glued to Madonna and her “accent” as she told the story of the adoption, denied rumors, and the real baby daddy’s response.

My favorite part was when Oprah confronted Madonna with the fact she first wanted to adopt an Los Angeles inner-city youth, an idea they supposedly got from Brad and Angelina. Apparently Brangelina and Madonna don’t even know each other. Oh. My. God. Get your tissues ready and watch how it plays out: