Is this ‘Islamic-rage-poop’ here wearing a propeller-fez?

Isn’t he the Uncle of ‘Islamic rage boy?

Def Jam next?

Or does he mean Acquired Islamic Dementia Syndrome?

Oh, that’s good. Mental AIDS, indeed!

A word of warning: stay away from the ‘fiction’ references, for example any made-for-TV movie you might come across, unless your hide is thick.

And then comes the content, which is barbaric.

I’m still trying to get those things to go together in my mind. Those people that actually are rational and reason-oriented, the ones that make valid arguments with meaning in them, this culture ejects. They have body guards, and are making the Talking Head rounds in exile.

I wonder what it’s like to be a scientist, or politcal philosopher, or historian, in Saudi Arabia?

Or does he mean Acquired Islamic Dementia Syndrome?

Noth are deadly, if untreated.

The former with the dreaded “honesty“.

The latter with Predator Drones.

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Good guy, this guy, though.

Oh, yes. I couldn’t agree more. A perfect gentleman. Absolutely cuddly, this man. A regular “Mr. Congeniality”. Learned and pious, too — why he can EVEN quote Mohammed’s prophecies!

Watch this Mr. Congeniality. I can prophesy too! Here’s mine:

When Mr. Congeniality dies, he will receive his great reward. I am sure that Mr. Congeniality will be happy to know that he will NEVER EVER again have be in close proximity to the offspring of apes and pigs (not even that Jesus fellow). In fact, he will be permitted to spend ALL of his time with another like-minded, cuddly fellow, who is definitely NOT the offspring of apes and pigs. This other fellow’s name is Mr. Ghengis Khan. Mr. Khan will be Mr. Congeniality’s new best friend for ALL of eternity.

Mr. Khan is a nostalgic 13th century fellow who is always trying to be helpful to Muslims. Mr. Khan has noticed that many Muslims are in dire need of training in the proper techniques for beheading one’s opponents. Mr. Khan has had a lot of practice at that sort of thing. In fact, Mr. Khan perfected his techniques (coincidentally) in many of the places that Mr. Congeniality knows and loves — like Iran and Iraq.

Mr. Khan is very eager to find a new Muslim friend like Mr. Congeniality — a friend who is sure to appreciate Mr. Khan’s beheading expertise. Mr. Kahn has grown weary of trying to instruct his previous Muslim friend, Mr. Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, in the arts of beheading. The nice Mr. Khan has generously shared his expertise with Mr. al-Zarquawi (by repeatedly cutting Abu’s head off), but alas, poor little Abu just can’t seem to “get the hang of it.” Perhaps poor little Abu is suffering from mental AIDS — since Abu’s head just keeps re-attaching itself. Mr. Kahn is now hoping that his new friend, Mr. Congeniality, will be a more promising student than Mr. al-Zarqawi.

So this is the end of our story. And everyone is dead of AIDS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0owRk-zYOk

We got quilting to do!!

Hmm… I have a sudden urge to eat pork bbq and drink beer…

Is it me, or does the audience look bored?

Jeez….I wonder where he stands on the Israel/Lebanon conflict. I’m surprised Murtha didn’t pop-up in the video and give a speech too.

“This accursed Israeli people…this accursed nation, the offspring of apes and pigs.”

You see, if he would have said the Jooooooos were the offspring of apes and pigs, or were accursed, well that would be anti-semitism!

But Israeli…that’s a whole ‘nuther thing there. That’s got all sorts of meanings and metaphores and depth and layers. I can’t see them, but I’m an idiot. My liberal progressive betters tell me so.

This is just authentic Palestinian expression.

Lovely stuff.

Is Bush inspired by Satan?
10/16/2006 7:00:00 PM GMT
Hi Sheikha,

The Iranian President has made a new inflammable speech this time against the American President George W. Bush, alleging he is inspired by Satan.

Nejad seems to have not heeded lessons from his previous attack on Israel, when he quoted a remark from Iran’s Ayatollah Khomeini, the founder of Iran’s Islamic revolution, who said that Israel should be wiped out from the map of the world.

Today he claims that he has inspirational links to God, while Bush receives inspiration from Satan.

Tim from Venezuela
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Dear Tim,

Well I’m not sure whether the American President receives inspiration from Satan or not, although this is very likely. But what I’m definitely sure of is that Mr. Bush wasn’t asked by God to start his noble mission by first invading Afghanistan then Iraq to plant the flag of liberty and freedom as he previously alleged.

Both claims sound ridiculous, but the one by the Iranian President could be justified, given the crimes we see everyday in Iraq all because the American President decided he’s needed there. The destruction that has been inflicted upon Iraq and Afghanistan, and the hundreds of thousands of innocent people who lost their lives in both countries without logical reasons being presented for launching the two wars, makes the suggestion that Bush’s policies are inspired by Satan easily digested than that claimed by the U.S. President who reportedly told then Palestinian Foreign Minister – Mahmoud Abbas and Palestinian negotiator Nabil Shaath at a summit in the Egyptian Red Sea resort of Sharm al-Sheikh in June 2003 that God gave him a personal message to invade Iraq and Afghanistan.

How are we supposed to believe that God asked Mr. Bush to launch two unjustified wars that resulted in the death of thousands of innocent lives, including women and children?! Holy missions would reap justice, better life for individuals and democracy, which is definitely opposite to what we see today in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Bush’s mission only brought death, destruction and bred a new generation of terrorists who pose a threat to their nations and the entire world.

Sheikha Sajida,
The Sheikha can be reached via e-mail at Content@Aljazeera.com