Their platform calls for less guns and more butter. And lots, lots more ice cream:

Frank: I’ve heard a rumor that you may be looking to start your own third party. Is that true?

Sheehan: Yes, it is true. I think that to save our democracy our country needs a viable and credible third party. This nation was founded on rule by a few rich white males, and for all intents and purposes, we are still ruled by a corporate elite.

We need a third party that will represent all the people, not just the wealthy.

Socialism, in other words. A bold new direction for third parties.

Via Florida Cracker, who wonders why The Man, being The Man, had such a tough go of it in the revolution.

Update: Are people not making the connection between “chubby” and that absurd diet St. Cindy was on? It was a running joke here for months, not to mention the subject of our most popular Vent ever.