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Friday Funny: OBL’s latest message

posted at 3:02 pm on October 20, 2006 by Ian
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Detroit over the Jets?

Now we have conclusive proof that UBL is a madman!

Corky on October 20, 2006 at 3:07 PM

Woot woot, GO Detroit LIONS!!

But, what is his opinion of the World Series?

Carin on October 20, 2006 at 3:07 PM

Nice Friday laugh. Thanks!

journeyscarab on October 20, 2006 at 3:10 PM

Now that is Funny!! Gee after the insperational Little Kim jung ill video now this one. My week end is off to a good start.

Fandango on October 20, 2006 at 3:14 PM

Funny that he doesn’t want any action int eh Patriots game this weekend in Buffalo. I figured he’d want to go after the Patriots every chance he gets, the puppet team propped up by George W Bush to rally Americans Patriotism…

Go Pats!

Ennuipundit on October 20, 2006 at 3:16 PM

LOL! That was great, I will be giggling the rest of the day now.

Laura02420 on October 20, 2006 at 3:16 PM

I needed that laugh–thanks! Happy Friday everyone!

robblefarian on October 20, 2006 at 3:22 PM

Atlanta over Pittsburgh? Vick will need more than Allah on his side for that to happen.

GO STILLERS!

dalewalt on October 20, 2006 at 3:22 PM

What, no World Series prediction?

Perhaps Osama’s been disillusioned by the whole steroids thing.

infidel4life on October 20, 2006 at 3:23 PM

Evidently the DNC is running some contribution matching program. You contribute, and someone else will match the contribution. They will give you contact information for the person matching the contribution so that you can contact them if you like. Pretty simple.

Some poor DU’er got this message after making a contribution:

Again, thank you for your support.

Your contribution has been matched by:
Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan

A message to you from the person who matched your contribution:
With Democrats in charge of the Congress, America will run like dogs from Iraq. What a glorious day for jihad that will be! Defeat the infidels. Vote Democratic in ‘06!

So now DU is worried that they are being targeted for fraud or worse still, the DNC has a gaping hole that allows anyone to pledge to match contributions. A few did think that freepers actually made a contribution in order to send that message, which would indicate that the average DU’er believes that the DNC would take money from OBL in Pakistan.

rw on October 20, 2006 at 3:38 PM

Great, another reason for me to quit rooting for my Lions.

righteouschops on October 20, 2006 at 3:51 PM

No mention of the Chargers?

Chargers/Bears in the Superbowl.

Theworldisnotenough on October 20, 2006 at 3:53 PM

What, no World Series prediction?

Well, you see, he filmed this BEFORE the WS matchup was set.

By the way, VUCK THE FIKINGS!

Editor on October 20, 2006 at 3:54 PM

Some poor DU’er got this message after making a contribution:

Ahahahaahahahahahahahahaha! Ok, that made my week. If indeed it was a conservative that set that up, you deserve an award my friend. Too funny.

Benaiah on October 20, 2006 at 4:15 PM

C’mon Lions…(I have no idea why I love the Lions)

SouthernGent on October 20, 2006 at 4:16 PM

OBL hates baseball he said
it’s like watching Camel Dung Dry

Fandango on October 20, 2006 at 4:20 PM

I thought it was a little slow at first, but it finished strong.

Oh yeah, and Allah Akkbar.

Esthier on October 20, 2006 at 4:20 PM

Vikings over the Seahawks, in Seahawk Stadium?? Now I know he is insane. Everything else seemed true to form though especially Atlanta over the Stealers. haha.

Mallard T. Drake on October 20, 2006 at 4:31 PM

LOL! Excellent! Thank you.

Muslihoon on October 20, 2006 at 4:42 PM

LOL!

I wondered what happened to Scott…

frankj on October 20, 2006 at 5:13 PM

LOL. Hysterical. I needed that, its been a tough day. Thanks Ian.

americanpundit on October 20, 2006 at 5:17 PM

Speaking of football and terrorists…

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/orc/209504357.html

infidel4life on October 20, 2006 at 5:24 PM

Where’s Osama? I want some of that action.

steveegg on October 20, 2006 at 5:25 PM

A big thank you to everyone who has posted comments here on HotAir and YouTube. I appreciate it greatly.

BTW, I’m hoping that some cool vlogger produces a video in answer to this video; preferably playing the role of FBI/CIA analysts tearing apart Bin Laden’s picks.

CIA Agent #1: People, we need to verify if this is really Bin Laden. Sure he’s in a cave somewhere, but even my ten year-old cousin knows that the Browns aren’t playing the Panthers this weekend.
CIA Agent #2: Could be coded message to a sleeper cell?
CIA Agent #3: True. Olberman does it all the time.
CIA Agent #2: And how is picking the ‘Cards over the Raiders a surprise? Oakland sucks!
CIA Agent #1: Hey, focus team. We’ve got a War on Terror to win.
CIA Agent #3: And I share four out of six picks with Bin Laden…
(PAUSE)
CIA Agent #3: I mean, what a weird coincidence huh? That– that kinda freaks me out… y’know?
(OTHER AGENTS DRAW THEIR GUNS)
CIA Agent #2:

ScottMcC on October 20, 2006 at 5:29 PM

Chargers/Bears in the Superbowl.
Theworldisnotenough on October 20, 2006 at 3:53 PM

You got one thing right…the world is not BIG enough for both the Broncos and your lowly chargers…

Broncos win SuperBowl , chargers eliminated in early December in loss to Raiders. Just ask bin hidin, he’ll tell ya.

shooter on October 20, 2006 at 6:19 PM

SWEET!

ValhallaMike on October 20, 2006 at 6:57 PM

dalewalt,

It’s STEALERS!

Drtuddle on October 20, 2006 at 9:06 PM

dalewalt,

It’s STEALERS!

Drtuddle on October 20, 2006 at 9:06 PM

Sorry doc, but he has it perfectly right. Yinz don’t know how it’s pronounced uppair.

Learn, and ye shall be saved.
http://www.pittsburghese.com

TheSev on October 20, 2006 at 10:20 PM

That’s a hoot. What about the cheerleaders? Are they not infidels, too?

JimK on October 20, 2006 at 11:37 PM

Is this a joke, or has someone done a voice-over? It doesn’t sound like Osama’s real voice to me. This could be a hoax!

Halley on October 21, 2006 at 1:20 AM

Sorry doc, but he has it perfectly right. Yinz don’t know how it’s pronounced uppair.

Learn, and ye shall be saved.
http://www.pittsburghese.com

TheSev on October 20, 2006 at 10:20 PM

I’m originally from the Huntingdon area up there…my uncle always pronounced it picksburgh…yinz is still in my vocab!
Go Stillers! Back from the Dead!

Travis on October 21, 2006 at 8:05 AM

2 Words:

Eagles, Baby!
KaCaw KaCaw!

Mazztek on October 21, 2006 at 12:51 PM

Bin Laden is a stupid idiot!!!

The Lions just lost to the Jets 24 – 31.
He needs to follow the NFL more and not the come-hither looks of goats and sheep.

Canadian Infidel on October 22, 2006 at 4:05 PM

Bin laden is an idiot.
The Lions just fell to the Jest 24-31. He needs to follow the NFL more and not the come-hither looks of goats and sheep.

Canadian Infidel on October 22, 2006 at 4:06 PM

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