Confirmed: NFL dirty bomb plot = two morons messing around on the Internet
posted at 3:59 pm on October 19, 2006 by Allahpundit
If 19 jihadis could bring down two towers with boxcutters, I guess we shouldn’t be surprised that two retards with modems could bring the cable news industry to its knees:
The agents say the Milwaukee man and a second suspect in Texas attempted to “outdo” the other in producing the scariest terror threat.
I’ve got nothing else here, so here’s a radio spot from West Virginia GOP Senatorial candidate John Raese. He’s lagging far enough behind Byrd that RCP isn’t even charting the race, but god love ‘im, he’s going to get his shots in before they carry him out.
The image is from the Allah photoshop archives. Klick the Kleagle to listen.
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Oh No! They have finally arrested Beavis and Butthead…
Trooper on October 19, 2006 at 4:05 PM
Some 30 years ago, chatting with friends at college, I opined that there was no true organized evil in the world. I felt this was true because it would be so easy to explode a bomb in a crowded football stadium or train station, or to fly an airplane into a skyscraper.
I stand corrected.
stonemeister on October 19, 2006 at 4:07 PM
Well now the Raiders really have no excuse for sucking.
infidel4life on October 19, 2006 at 4:08 PM
Here’s hoping their cellmates “try to outdo each other” in producing the most submissive “prison wife”.
dementia unbound on October 19, 2006 at 4:10 PM
Damn Al Gore for ever inventing this vile thing!
dalewalt on October 19, 2006 at 4:10 PM
These two should be subjected to spending a week with Dr. Phil, who will tell them how to improve their lives and become better citizens.
Actually, that probably falls under banned torture. Okay, no Internet for 3 years then.
Bellicose Muse on October 19, 2006 at 4:22 PM
Two Tickets to see your Favorite Team = $200
Computer from The DELL Outlet = $600
Two Dork’s about to make Democrats the wet their pants = Priceless IDIOTS!!!!!!!
dallas94 on October 19, 2006 at 4:27 PM
I guess the only bombs I will be watching at Seahawk stadium on Sunday are Matt Hasselback’s throws to DJack and Deion Branch as the Hawks shred the Vikings secondary. It’s so loud at a Seahawks game, we wouldn’t hear the explosions anyway.
Mallard T. Drake on October 19, 2006 at 4:31 PM
Can someone fill me in on why this guy gets elected? He’s 800 years old, looks like he’ll die on the senate floor at any time, can barely cast votes. And an entire state keeps sending him back. Why?
lorien1973 on October 19, 2006 at 4:50 PM
That was a brilliant ad.
DaveS on October 19, 2006 at 4:50 PM
As a Vikings fan, I can assure you that the “bombs” in the game will be the Vikings offense, because it manages to bomb every week. But, you will be treated your very own 19-16 game this week.
theovermind99 on October 19, 2006 at 4:55 PM
HeH
David Nick on October 19, 2006 at 5:01 PM
The reign of Count Byrd is inexplicable to many folks here in ‘Wild and Wonderful’. I’ve voted against Byrd in every election I’ve ever voted in, including primaries, and know lots of folks who do the same. It’s been said for years here that he could burn a cross on the Senate floor and he’d still get re-elected somehow. Although our state ranks near last in all the ‘good’ categories, we love us some incumbents. Makes no sense.
That ad has cracked me up every time I’ve heard it, but it won’t be enough to take down ‘Big Daddy’. Now, if we could get ahold of the red hot transcripts of the ‘telegraph sex’ between the very senior senator and Mother Jones, that may just do it. ;)
Readymade on October 19, 2006 at 5:15 PM
Was anybody really alarmed at this bogus threat? It had “FAKE” written all over it from the git go.
But you know the real thing is coming and we won’t get any warning.
Tantor on October 19, 2006 at 5:37 PM
Al-Jazeera just released video (CLICK HERE TO WATCH-SAFE FOR WORK) of Bin Laden talking about the NFL dirty bomb plot. Not a hoax but not a plot, either.
ScottMcC on October 19, 2006 at 5:59 PM
The only bomb going off in Oakland this weekend is a huge Stinkbomb when The Raaaidahs take the field.
Sacwannabe on October 19, 2006 at 6:02 PM
According to osama binhidin, they must give warning so infidels have a chance to make the big switch… over to the religion of pieces. Otherwise, allah(pissbeuponhim) would be upset at the murderers.
Broncs win 13-9 again….boring, but another win.
shooter on October 19, 2006 at 6:31 PM
O Creator of Worlds, where hast thou archived the glorious 2003 ALCS proclamations? Remember when Abu Pedro was bringing it? Oh, how he vanquished the Jew Zimmer…
Pablo on October 19, 2006 at 7:14 PM
is a MUCH better headline than the one ABC used:
I dont see anything in there that says this guy is a “blogger”. A sportsjunkie maybe,an idiot most definitely but a blogger? Insidious!
labwrs on October 19, 2006 at 7:40 PM
infidel4life on October 19, 2006 at 10:17 PM
Ahhh! Damn blockquote tags…
infidel4life on October 19, 2006 at 10:19 PM
It looks like it was not two retards with modems that made this up. They merely copied some other retard. Word for word. Copy/paste even.
Oy vey …
LissaKay on October 19, 2006 at 11:00 PM
*begs for preview button*
Eh hem … anyway, should you care to visit that link (recommend BDS blinders at full strength), the posts in question are at the bottom of the page, dated Oct 3 by a post with the handle “Australia”.
Hat tip to Dr Rusty
LissaKay on October 19, 2006 at 11:03 PM
Funny they can’t even come up with an ORIGINAL scary plot as stonemeister points out he thoughtof it in college with friends. It has been talked about in MSM in low tones since 9/11. The general idea of the bet I can think of a better one game is to do something original.
No No wait for it I am going to watch a football game Sunday! Cool Right!
Priest on October 20, 2006 at 10:01 AM
I can only guess WV wants to break Carolina’s record–how old was Strom before he gave it up? Bigotry is apparently some sort of Fountain of Youth. Go figure.
honora on October 20, 2006 at 10:08 AM
Can anyone tell me why Homeland Security doesn’t look into these things before broadcasting them? It has that boy crying wolf feel.
honora on October 20, 2006 at 10:10 AM