Audio: Cindy Sheehan says she “planted” her uterus in Crawford; Update: Illegal?
posted at 1:47 pm on October 16, 2006 by Allahpundit
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A colorful metaphor, perhaps?
I’m afraid not.
Update: The person who recorded it says it comes from a book signing in Palo Alto. He’s working on finding out the exact date. Also, it’s been slightly edited.
Over the summer I had a hysterectomy, and um, I got my “parts” back. I thought I could just [inaudible] on eBay, you know, “[inaudible] Cindy Sheehan’s uterus.” And so I planted it in the garden where the bush, it’s a pretty bush… It’s so funny ’cause me and my children, we’ll always be a part of, of Crawford, Texas. Long after people forgot the horror of the Bush regime, long after, you know, we’re forgotten. We’ll always, our DNA will always be in the land…”
Update: Commenter RLW surfed around in the Texas statute books and found this:
(A) Human materials removed during surgery, labor and delivery, autopsy, embalming, or biopsy shall be subjected to one of the following methods of treatment and disposal:…
(ii) tissues or fetuses:…
(III) interment;
We go to the definitions:
(31) Interment–The disposition of pathological waste by cremation, entombment, burial, or placement in a niche…
(9) Burial–The act of depositing a pathological waste in a grave, a crypt, vault, or tomb, or at sea…
(27) Grave–A space of ground in a burial park that is used, or intended to be used for the permanent interment in the ground of pathological waste…
(10) Burial park–A tract of land that is used or intended to be used for the interment of pathological waste in graves.
Update: What will Cindy’s planted uterus spawn? Another war hero? Or something more Lovecraftian?
Update: Kristinn Taylor of Free Republic e-mails to say that it was probably recorded at this appearance on October 7th.
Update (Bryan): Maybe St. Cindy was just trying to set up a new geocaching target. Get out yer GPS and hunt for…the uterus of a Peace Mom.
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eww!
E L Frederick on October 16, 2006 at 1:56 PM
Ewww. BTW, I’m surprised she could udder the phrases “Crawford, Texas” and “pretty bush” in the same sentence.
BrunoMitchell on October 16, 2006 at 1:57 PM
E.L., Just beat me by secs :-) BTW, I guess it’s also “utter?”
BrunoMitchell on October 16, 2006 at 1:58 PM
Personal tragedy can lead people to do a lot of things…burying an udder in Texas generally ain’t one of them.
armylawyer on October 16, 2006 at 2:01 PM
The list of things confirming Cindy Sheehan is totally insane grows.
I think this one might even help some on the Left realize it.
IndependentConserv on October 16, 2006 at 2:02 PM
Does that make her crazy…yes that makes her crazy…definitely…
Ennuipundit on October 16, 2006 at 2:02 PM
By any standard, she’s now crazy…and yet, remains unquestioned. Belief in God? Bill Maher thinks you’re insane…Uterus in the ground? Meh…no biggie.
StoutRepublican on October 16, 2006 at 2:04 PM
I wish she would just go away and leave us all alone.
Catie96706 on October 16, 2006 at 2:11 PM
It would probably be charitable to ignore these symptoms of total insanity, unless, of course, she runs for office.
skeeter on October 16, 2006 at 2:17 PM
I’m going to be sick.
Kadnine on October 16, 2006 at 2:18 PM
Thinking about Cindy’s Bush just made me vomit in my mouth…
BirdEye on October 16, 2006 at 2:21 PM
What happens when you plant a uterus? Does it grow into a lovely uterus tree, or does it just turn into a grizzly old bush?
Kid from Brooklyn on October 16, 2006 at 2:27 PM
why did i read this before lunch?!?!?!?!
Defector01 on October 16, 2006 at 2:45 PM
Get me an air sick bag!!!!!!!!
dallas94 on October 16, 2006 at 2:45 PM
That’s disturbing. I’m now disturbed. AP, you’re gonna have to put something up to relieve the disturbedness. Bethany, where are you!?!
CP on October 16, 2006 at 2:51 PM
Officially Unhinged
vcferlita on October 16, 2006 at 2:51 PM
Whu … um .. why would anyone want their “parts” back, in the first place?
yo on October 16, 2006 at 2:56 PM
You mean by the third Wednesday in November 2008? Once your raison d’etre is out of office, you will officially cease to exist.
I’d love to see a cartoon of the earthworms pushing her uterus back out of the ground saying, “No, thanks.”
Mallard T. Drake on October 16, 2006 at 2:57 PM
That should have been the second Wednesday in November 2008. Oh for an preview function on these comment forms… ;-)
Mallard T. Drake on October 16, 2006 at 2:59 PM
Mallard T. Drake. Thank you for that lovely visual. : )
vcferlita on October 16, 2006 at 2:59 PM
What is a sick person. Somebody get her the professional help she needs.
LakeRuins on October 16, 2006 at 3:08 PM
One thing is for sure… it will go without a headstone for at least a year…
sighkobabl on October 16, 2006 at 3:09 PM
Sheham is just sick, but I hope the press keeps covering her. Makes the Libtards look very very bad.
As a Texan, I would point out that no self-respecting Texan would wear a hat like that! Must have got it in the kids department of the dollar store.
Neocon Peg on October 16, 2006 at 3:15 PM
The definition of delusion: Contemplating selling your uterus on eBay.
The definition of reality: Knowing with certainty that several Moonbats would try to buy it.
natesnake on October 16, 2006 at 3:17 PM
That nutjob is sick beyond belief.
Nothing will grow on that plot of land ever again.
infidel4life on October 16, 2006 at 3:18 PM
I’ll have to go with eww!
High Desert Wanderer on October 16, 2006 at 3:18 PM
What kind of hospital gives doggy bags? Gross!!!!
honora on October 16, 2006 at 3:21 PM
Isn’t improper disposal of biohazard waste a criminal offense? Would the hospital REALLY return internal organs that have been removed to you?
ihavewebfeet on October 16, 2006 at 3:22 PM
For someone willing to lie prone on her son’s grave for a photo-shoot, this isn’t all that shocking.
I wonder if Crawford has a law about disposal of hazardous waste?
Retread on October 16, 2006 at 3:28 PM
Duh, Cabbage Patch Kids.
armylawyer on October 16, 2006 at 3:37 PM
The question: “Isn’t improper disposal of biohazard waste a criminal offense?”
The answer: Yes.
There are indeed laws concerning the disposition of uncremated human remains, and burying them in your back yard, under a bush, is a violation of the health codes in my state.
My response: BOOK HER, DANO!
georgej on October 16, 2006 at 3:37 PM
FWIW — ebaY has a policy regarding this sort of thing. From their site:
“Human Remains
Humans, the human body, or any human body parts are not permitted on eBay. Items that contain human hair (such as lockets) as well as skulls and skeletons that are used for medical purposes may be listed on eBay. eBay does not permit the sale of Native American skulls, bones or other Native American grave-related items, as the sale of such items may violate federal law.”
Of course it’s all part of the VRWC.
DuffBeer on October 16, 2006 at 3:38 PM
I still can’t believe the hospital returned the parts to her. Is it possible that she’s making it up?
ihavewebfeet on October 16, 2006 at 3:40 PM
I believe the uterus went to the pathology lab. It would not be returned to the patient. Thank God she no longer has uterus, not that anyone would want to impregnater her anyway.
bopbottle on October 16, 2006 at 3:41 PM
Casey is the only thing positive she’s ever accomplished (disclaimer: I know nothing about any other children she may have).
ihavewebfeet on October 16, 2006 at 3:47 PM
Talk about insane. How does anyone see any intelligence in her to begin with, then she says this stuff. Honestly, she’s fallen completely off her rocker. Friggin’ nutjob.
dynospectrum on October 16, 2006 at 4:00 PM
Ok, where are the tree huggers? The ones complaining about bad things getting into the ground water.
Jokes aside, I concur and believe that the bio-hazard material would not be returned.
mdconservative on October 16, 2006 at 4:00 PM
I continue to pity that visibly sick woman, and despise the liberals who have used her without caring even a little bit about getting her the help she so obviously needs.
Despicable!
DannoJyd on October 16, 2006 at 4:16 PM
I had a hysterectomy several years ago. As far as I know, the hospital disposed of it in the biological waste bags. I never thought they’d let me have it - not that I wanted it. I think The Cindy has officially gone cuckoo.
Ellen on October 16, 2006 at 4:16 PM
I’m going to throw up.
PRCalDude on October 16, 2006 at 4:17 PM
This is sick.
Cary on October 16, 2006 at 4:19 PM
Excuse me while a take a sharp stick to my mind’s eye.
HerrMorgenholz on October 16, 2006 at 4:28 PM
What a disgrace. She’s done nothing but disgrace her son, and now she’s suddenly a stand-up comedian? And who are these sickos yucking it up?
And by the way AP, I’m tempted to ban myself after you forced me to see the “muffin top” picture again. I had supressed that image, but you just had to go and post it didn’t you?
RightWinged on October 16, 2006 at 4:33 PM
I
think…er, know I’m gonna be sicktele64 on October 16, 2006 at 4:38 PM
Nobel Pieces Prize
RushBaby on October 16, 2006 at 5:04 PM
I’m pretty sure she’s lying. The hospital wouldn’t have given her uterus back to her. It’s considered medical waste, and has to be disposed of properly.
BeachBaby on October 16, 2006 at 5:05 PM
In the good ol’ days, feminists used to chant “Keep your laws off my body and your hands off my uterus!” Now, they’re discarding the damn things any old place. Would that they would go back to the old ways…
I was going to p’shop a ‘uterus bush’, but after just a quick google image searches I lost 1) my interest in producing such an image 2) my sanity 3) my lunch and 4) my perspective on what images I should produce.
Pray for my soul.
-Bryan @ Sanctuary
Prophet on October 16, 2006 at 5:28 PM
You know, she wasted what could have been a historically disgusting form of political protest. I mean, think of the headlines she could have made had she thrown the uterus at the President. I mean, if you accept the highly suspect scenario of giving someone their ‘parts’ back after an operation, if I was a deranged, halfwit moonbat like Cindy Sheehan, I’d do my best to wing it at the President. As far as I know, internal organs have been removed by Presidents (Idi Amin and Saddam Hussein come to mind) but I don’t know that any president has ever had one flung at him. Just a thought..:D
austinnelly on October 16, 2006 at 5:32 PM
Nary a positive comment about this beautiful person. Shame!
Entelechy on October 16, 2006 at 5:41 PM
I’m sure she’s lying too — but just that she would say it confirms her insanity. Actually, if she were really insane I might feel sorry for her, but she is just a freak of a lying moonbat.
wytammic on October 16, 2006 at 5:47 PM
These two book authors on Hannity just now that wrote a book about Sheehan said this was the truth about her divorce:
1.) She was having an affair with Lew Rockwell.
2.) She was addicted to internet porn.
BOMBSHELL (to all 2 people that care.)
p0s3r on October 16, 2006 at 5:59 PM
Even Howard Stern would be hard-put to come up with a story like that.
Eeeeeeeewwwwwwww!
I don’t know what’s more sick. Doing that, or lying about doing that. Maybe when Sheehan was knocked out before her operation the doctors knowingly glanced at each other, shrugged their shoulders & just gave her a friggin lobotomy.
Coronagold on October 16, 2006 at 6:17 PM
Entelechy, did you not read my comment?
The subject of this thread, as well as the South Park thread reminds me of a game that we used to play as kids. It would start with, What is grosser than __________ , then move on to answering what was grosser than that {the answer}. SO …
What is grosser than Cindy Sheehan planting her uterus in Crawford? How about Cigarman planting his cigar in her uterus that is planted in Crawford? I cannot think of anything grosser than that. :oP
For those upset with that, my excuse is that the Allah made me do it.
DannoJyd on October 16, 2006 at 6:27 PM
They wouldn’t let me take my gall stones when they took them out back in 1995, but they use to give them out. The doctor said that it was a new biohazard law in Texas.
I think the Big A owes us a free dinner after this story! And a new computer monitor if you can visualize the scene.
Drtuddle on October 16, 2006 at 6:52 PM
Entelechy,
Ms. Sheehan may be quite different in her private life, but her public actions lead many of us to doubt that is true. I am truly sorry for her loss, but I don’t have to like her or the way she presents herself in public. “The Uterine Affair” will do little to win her any new supporters or help her to keep the ones that she has.
ihavewebfeet on October 16, 2006 at 7:22 PM
Seems unlikely. Then again, all it would take is one nurse suffering from tertiary stage BDS to make this happen.
On the plus side, this could provide a plot for the next Indiana Jones film…
John on October 16, 2006 at 7:45 PM
T-Ha! You can’t make this stuff up!
Joe on October 16, 2006 at 9:09 PM
She will.
But my feelings run too close to DannoJyd on the whole thing to take a lot of joy at the thought.
I’m gonna go wash out myself. Well beyond creepy and into “bad acid trip” (or so I’d imagine).
Axe on October 16, 2006 at 9:13 PM
True, what a waste. Even if there isn’t much in the realm of toxicity left to worry about, at least she could have spared us the details and just sent the damned thing to the medical museum, or told Tom Cruise that the next time he’s travelling southward of Dallas that “lunch is on her.”
-Bryan @ Sanctuary
Prophet on October 16, 2006 at 9:41 PM
I wonder if women more consistently made an effort to appear worthy of the right to vote, before their right was recognized in the laws.
Kralizec on October 16, 2006 at 9:44 PM
Danno, I always read your comments and smile often at “Cigarman”. Only you and your imagination…
ihavewebfeet and Danno, I was sarcastic. Contrary to both of you, I don’t even feel sorry for her any more, unless she is clinically insane; we could tell by her actions and speeches but we’re not her doctor, though I do work in the field.
Entelechy on October 16, 2006 at 9:59 PM
As a former medical transcriptionist for 15 years, in my opinion, this is the passage that’s partly inaudible:
..parts back. ‘Cause I could just see it on eBay, you know, “part of Cindy Sheehan’s uterus…
That’s just IMO…
MsUnderestimated on October 16, 2006 at 10:02 PM
Oh, please don’t sully geocaching by affixing Sheehan’s name to it, okay?
Sheesh!
Bob's Kid on October 16, 2006 at 10:21 PM
In CA they won’t give you back your parts even if you do want ‘em. That’s what they told me when I had surgery last year.
/not that I wanted it anyway
Bob's Kid on October 16, 2006 at 10:23 PM
Entelechy ,
Sorry! I should have recognized it for what it was, as I, too, ride the snarky train from time to time!
Again…sorry!
~ihwf
ihavewebfeet on October 16, 2006 at 10:30 PM
Hey ihwf, nothing to be sorry about. I just didn’t want you to believe that I’ve joined those who’re now tending that ‘uterus plot’. Not even fiction pieces are this good/bad.
One thing we can always bet on - this site is never boring. It’s a good thing! Regards,
Entelechy on October 16, 2006 at 10:46 PM
There go the property values in Crawford, TX. That patch of land will be as barren as she is (in every way possible).
SouthernGent on October 16, 2006 at 11:47 PM
Sounds disturbingly like “The Vagina Monologues” meets “Night of the Living Dead“. (I would have said “meets ‘The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies‘ “, but she doesn’t deserve that much verbiage.)
Cindy needs to go to Iraq with a T-shirt on that says SUNNI on one side and SHI’ITE on the other, and let Allah sort things out.
Madness is the last refuge of moonbats.
profitsbeard on October 16, 2006 at 11:57 PM
Severe BDS.
Rick on October 17, 2006 at 12:18 AM
She planted her uterus.
And…
She fasted for like a month, dude.
And…
She never met President Bush.
And…
She never said her son died “for Israel”.
And…
Every Iraqi tells her that they can handle their own problems.
And…
Blah, blah, blah.
DaveS on October 17, 2006 at 12:41 AM
This woman just finds new ways to shock and horrify.
mesablue on October 17, 2006 at 12:54 AM
As to the question of the return of the parts… Technically, they are her parts. A friend of mine had his appendix removed, and they gave it to him in a jar.
Still, disgusting beyond reason. She could’ve just salted the earth instead. I would have been less vicious.
theholyhermit on October 17, 2006 at 12:57 AM
GAH! Give me a preview button.
Should have read: It would have been less vicious.
theholyhermit on October 17, 2006 at 12:58 AM
Aside from the ick factor, what kind of symbolic sense does this make? Isn’t Crawford the last place St. Cindy should want her uterus?
Retread on October 17, 2006 at 7:11 AM
Entelechy, my imagination is worth about as much as is Cindy’s uterus, but my common sense sense works overtime. It is a blessing, and a curse.
I say Cigarman due to an extreme paranoia that his Shadow GoBernment is out to get me, and thus hope that I won’t be noticed when referring to the sexual predator. Before Cigarman, I thought being a sexual predator was a good thing, but again we had to have one extremist liberal LOSER ruin it for the rest of us guys. Never would I have thought to use any woman as a humidor. Not much can be grosser than that.
As it is easy for all to see that Cindy needs professional help, I’ll continue to pity her, and keep her in my prayers as I curse the damned liberals who use her like a 20 dollar hooker.
DannoJyd on October 17, 2006 at 7:50 AM
I wonder if this is near the location where she buried her brain?
TexasRainmaker on October 17, 2006 at 8:45 AM
The Post made me vomit in my mouth.
Then I had the poor sensibility to read the comments and about every third one I found myself vomiting in moy mouth again!
For everyone’s sake can we put her out of our misery so I can stop rinsing out my mouth like millions of other gentle Americans.
Priest on October 17, 2006 at 10:18 AM
And in other news from the moonbat universe or Oh Hell No!
LakeRuins on October 17, 2006 at 12:33 PM
Okay, that answers the question about her uterus. Now, where did dhe leave her brain???
Blaise on October 17, 2006 at 12:57 PM
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