Audio: Cindy Sheehan says she “planted” her uterus in Crawford; Update: Illegal?

posted at 1:47 pm on October 16, 2006 by Allahpundit

A colorful metaphor, perhaps?

I’m afraid not.

Update: The person who recorded it says it comes from a book signing in Palo Alto. He’s working on finding out the exact date. Also, it’s been slightly edited.

Over the summer I had a hysterectomy, and um, I got my “parts” back. I thought I could just [inaudible] on eBay, you know, “[inaudible] Cindy Sheehan’s uterus.” And so I planted it in the garden where the bush, it’s a pretty bush… It’s so funny ’cause me and my children, we’ll always be a part of, of Crawford, Texas. Long after people forgot the horror of the Bush regime, long after, you know, we’re forgotten. We’ll always, our DNA will always be in the land…”

Update: Commenter RLW surfed around in the Texas statute books and found this:

(A) Human materials removed during surgery, labor and delivery, autopsy, embalming, or biopsy shall be subjected to one of the following methods of treatment and disposal:…
(ii) tissues or fetuses:…
(III) interment;

We go to the definitions:

(31) Interment–The disposition of pathological waste by cremation, entombment, burial, or placement in a niche…
(9) Burial–The act of depositing a pathological waste in a grave, a crypt, vault, or tomb, or at sea…
(27) Grave–A space of ground in a burial park that is used, or intended to be used for the permanent interment in the ground of pathological waste…
(10) Burial park–A tract of land that is used or intended to be used for the interment of pathological waste in graves.

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Update: What will Cindy’s planted uterus spawn? Another war hero? Or something more Lovecraftian?

Update: Kristinn Taylor of Free Republic e-mails to say that it was probably recorded at this appearance on October 7th.

Update (Bryan): Maybe St. Cindy was just trying to set up a new geocaching target. Get out yer GPS and hunt for…the uterus of a Peace Mom.


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Get out yer GPS and hunt for…the uterus of a Peace Mom.

You have now tainted the image of geocaching for me forever… as well as gardening and the state of Texas as a whole.

High Desert Wanderer on October 17, 2006 at 12:58 PM

Just don’t send your kids to 7440 Lonestar Pkwy Crawford Tx. 76638 on Halloween. Unless they like chocolate covered uterus.

Boy I can just see a South Park episode coming out of this.

Drtuddle on October 17, 2006 at 1:11 PM

I think she should have buried it about 6 feet deep, before
having it removed.

Gooch on October 17, 2006 at 1:11 PM

I left my heart uterus in San Francisco Crawford, Texas….

TexasRainmaker on October 17, 2006 at 2:35 PM

Never mind a South Park Episode…Hollywood gets a hold of this and we’re facing another “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” sequel.And Rainmaker? TONY BENNETT was last seen running for the nearest bathroom for a long face-down session.I’d say “but seriously” at this point, but how in the hell could I take ANY of what this woman does seriously?

52Ranger on October 17, 2006 at 3:30 PM

Wouldn’t it be nice to go offshore fishing a couple hundred miles out, and finding Cindy Sheehan floating with a life preserver on? I’ll bet I could have some real fun there.

Shmo on October 17, 2006 at 4:04 PM

n 31degrees 32.753′ w097degrees 25.753′ somwhere near this are is the Uterus

Drtuddle on October 17, 2006 at 8:09 PM