Actually HIS pain begins after their seventh year aniversary when all that they own becomes community property.

Ya know, I’m a month away right now…why did ya have to mention that?

/drinks

Could the same lord work another miracle and make one of our male friends pregnant, and actually show us his handling of the pains of birthing. Please, lord :)

Entelechy on October 11, 2006 at 12:52 PM

*laughing and falling off the chair* Remember when VW offered “one MILLION dollars to the first man to give birth in a Volkswagen”..part urban myth/part hope

You are too funny!

“Allah be praised. Allah be praised.”

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EFG you’re slaying me.

1st. He carries the stanky, braided, hair balls around in a *Al Macys* bag!

2nd. Does the virgin *wink, wink* pull the grungy braided beard out of her puki, or does the sheik (it’s ok, I’m a doctor) do it for her? If so, I hope she was wearing one of those modesty gowns that are all the rage in Britain

3rd. For the love of God, get that shit away from your damn mouth!

4th. My theory: those are just the dreads from when she trimmed her sabot.

5th. Yellow scarf is a major piece of tail and can hardly keep from bursting out laughing at how these two gullible, dopey, religious fanatics are getting played by the little 14 year old minx.

Many hoaxters in Central and South America and in Asia use slight of hand to “remove” cloth and other objects from desparately ill and/or frightened people claiming that it is cancer or evil spirits (a jinn).

Now, the supernatural should not be pooh-poohed so quickly. Many responsible people have had encounters with spirits, ghosts, whatever.

In this case, I tend to doubt the Shiek’s claims that all of that stuff, if any, came out of that girl.

Notice when asked if that girl was still a virgin went unanswered? I don’t know why, but I get a strange, uneasy feeling that the Shiek did not answer.

And yes, that lady with the yellow scarf is indeed a babe. Notice her smiling? She knows the score in this situation!

Allah be praised (both of them!)

Actually HIS pain begins after their seventh year aniversary when all that they own becomes community property.

what a great society they live in.
If someone is about to disagree with you just say ‘praise Allah’ and they have to shut up and accept it as a miracle after that.
I love the way she was smiling through this clip, like gimme a break!

Just think, she shouldn’t have hiccups for years…!

Could the same lord work another miracle and make one of our male friends pregnant, and actually show us his handling of the pains of birthing. Please, lord :)

Hehe…..good one Entelechy. Actually, a man’s real birthing pains come after the point when his sweet wife becomes a mother!

Really now, someone should be keeping a close eye on the little girl and limit her access to kitchen towels and stuff…

Update: The lord works in mysterious ways!

Could the same lord work another miracle and make one of our male friends pregnant, and actually show us his handling of the pains of birthing. Please, lord :)

On a more serious note, didn’t Muhammad think that Satan or a Jinn inspired the Koran in his initial visions?

OK, so Mo did get one thing right….

Was the sheik showing the cloth to the audience or something more sinister with it so close to his nose.

On a more serious note, didn’t Muhammad think that Satan or a Jinn inspired the Koran in his initial visions?

Oh my! Jinns hide in virgins’ vaginas, pass out cloth, and naughty notes!…

This is just creepy.

That woman in yellow is a babe. What is she doing hanging out with guy that carries a paper shopping bag filled with virgin hairballs?

Islam is one whacky state of mind. They need more gin and less jinn.