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Wisconsin Republican runs on strong sex-with-Green- Bay-Packers platform

posted at 9:07 pm on October 10, 2006 by Allahpundit
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Is there really a constituency for this?

Running on a pro-sex-with-Vikings platform in Minnesota, sure. But the Pack?

I doubt Brett Favre gets so much tail that he can propel a candidate to victory on it.

On the one hand, she’s running against a 30-year incumbent named LaFollette. On the other other hand, she’s got a picture of herself with Bart Starr on her homepage.

I’d say it’s too close to call.

She has a blog (of course) and writes that she’ll be on MSNBC tomorrow, presumably to discuss Iraq, tax cuts, Foleygate, and how boinking Paul Hornung helped define her, um, position on those issues.

We might just have video.


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So, her credentials are being a cream-puff?

Vote for me cause I did one and all for the team!

I’ll wear rubber gloves the next time I’m in Wisconsin.

Kini on October 10, 2006 at 9:19 PM

Were they waterboys? Presumably underage? Did someone save the love letters?

SouthernGent on October 10, 2006 at 9:29 PM

Sounds like time for one of Stewie’s sexy parties!

RightWinged on October 10, 2006 at 9:35 PM

I don’t know what that has to do with her positions but I think her book is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while. I guess if it was a Dim she would be celebrated for her (s)exploits!

Catie96706 on October 10, 2006 at 9:39 PM

Oh, and incase anyone doesn’t know about Stewie’s sexy parties, check it out.

RightWinged on October 10, 2006 at 9:43 PM

OK. I’m not impressed. Is anyone?

DannoJyd on October 10, 2006 at 10:28 PM

Stewie is dat man babe!

I like Bryan also. Er, the dog, that is.

Although, HA Bryan is pretty cool also… jus sayin…. as a guy… a writer…

I’d better stop now…

Kini on October 10, 2006 at 11:56 PM

GREAT. Not only does the Republican party specialize in queers, but it seems they are now cornering the market on whores. Hope you’re proud.

Soothsayer on October 11, 2006 at 12:39 AM

This is the first I’ve heard of her. And I live in the state. No matter, though, she’s running against someone named LaFollette in the state of Wisconsin. Snowball’s chance in hell doesn’t begin to describe her predicament.

alflauren on October 11, 2006 at 1:32 AM

cornering the market on whores

I hear business is on the rise in NO! You got the market’s symbol for that?!?

Wedge Plissken on October 11, 2006 at 2:32 AM

Can’t comment upon an old Green Bay (nose)Picker groupie beyond the word “yccch!”

B – U – T!

This clause in her bio would be enough for me to vote for her if I were a cheddarhead — which, thank goodness, I most certainly am not!

“Grew up hunting and fishing – skilled marksperson”

Wisconsin needs PRO-GUN politicians in office. So does Illinois.

I went to college in western Wisconsin, and I (a purebred cityboy) learned to hunt and dress game on farmland that was less than 15 minutes away from my off-campus apartment. Outside of the leftist America-hating enclaves of Madison and Milwaukee, the people strongly oppose gun control.

The current administration are hoplophobes; the governor (Jim Doyle) has repeatedly vetoed licensed concealed carry and the Democrats tried to sink the 1998 “right to keep and bear arms” amendment to the state constitution, which when put to the people, was ratified by a 3 to 1 vote (74% approved).

Unfortunately, he can count on enough Democrats in the legislature to uphold his vetoes.

georgej on October 11, 2006 at 2:55 AM

I doubt Brett Favre gets so much tail that he can propel a candidate to victory on it.

How big is the District?

marykatharine on October 11, 2006 at 4:34 PM

Suggest headline should have been “Yard-Bird runs for Office.” If she wins it will successfully illustrate the “Down and In” play.

Dr. Charles G. Waugh on October 12, 2006 at 12:11 AM

Have any of you people ever been to Green Bay? These are folks who wear foam cheese wedges on their heads. And not just at games. Sounds like a smart strategy to me. “The best defense is being offensive???” Oh Vince. (And Favre never should have come back, but that’s another story).

honora on October 12, 2006 at 11:04 AM

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