Gratuitous cheesecake shot of the day
posted at 10:32 pm on October 9, 2006 by Allahpundit
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It’s a thin slice. A sliver, really.
From Chanel’s Karen Carpenter line. The shroud also comes in black.
That one’s been among the “most viewed” on Yahoo News for two or three days running. The only photos that make it onto that list are the cute (i.e., animals), the sexy, and the scary. I’ll leave you to figure out which category this one belongs to.
Also currently among the top four:
Hint: different category from the last one.
That was taken at the new Playboy Club in Vegas. Apparently the grand opening is some sort of scary important news event because there are oodles more photos about it on the wires right now.
It’s news. This is a news blog. Consider it covered.
It ain’t a sex post without Billy Jeff: Democratic Senate candidate Claire McCaskill tells Tim Russert to keep the Clenis away from her daughters.
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Scary?
A tad to skinny to be really sexy, the look on her face is to mean lookin’ to be cute. so I have to go with scary.
LegendHasIt on October 9, 2006 at 10:38 PM
Did the “shroud” reference give it away?
Allahpundit on October 9, 2006 at 10:39 PM
ET phone home?
RightWinged on October 9, 2006 at 10:43 PM
I must admit I didn’t read all your text, so I missed the shroud reference until after.
Give her a couple of Big Macs a day for a couple of weeks; and something to smile about though, and I’d probably change my attitude though ;-)
LegendHasIt on October 9, 2006 at 10:43 PM
Mmmm… sternum.
Stephen M on October 9, 2006 at 10:43 PM
The Somali look,it is getting to be all the rage.
bbz123 on October 9, 2006 at 10:51 PM
She is starving.
Christoph on October 9, 2006 at 10:58 PM
Disgusting. I thought we donated money to charities to prevent that type of starvation.
zerodamage on October 9, 2006 at 11:04 PM
Sorry,
The first two photos are NOT cheescake.
rockhauler on October 9, 2006 at 11:17 PM
I never thought I’d say this, but Keith Richards’ life expectancy has got her beat by a mile. That girl has one foot in the grave.
infidel4life on October 9, 2006 at 11:22 PM
Someone should pay to hide this ‘thing’ instead of exposing it. Nothing attractive, from any angle/view/standpoint.
I’m way too libertarian to nag at others, especially adults, on what they should or shouldn’t do – this, however, in its parade and glorification, can affect young girls to ruin their lives, and their families’.
Entelechy on October 9, 2006 at 11:28 PM
Yikes…
I guess spines, scapulas, and clavicles are the new ribs.
Watcher on October 9, 2006 at 11:39 PM
In related news, Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride will be shown later this week on the Disney Channel.
Laura on October 9, 2006 at 11:54 PM
That little boy has almost nothing on! And he looks like he needs a good bath, his face is so dirty. And hungry, too! DAMN YOU, GEORGE BUSH!
Jewel on October 9, 2006 at 11:58 PM
Golden Girls from Tiger Land
Geaux LSU!
=-)
Got to love the south!
lsutiger on October 10, 2006 at 12:16 AM
Ok lets try this again…
Golden Girls
Can I say..Umm..healthy?
lsutiger on October 10, 2006 at 12:20 AM
I question the nutrition. Is her necklace from the Flavor Flav line?
Seriously, the fashion moguls can select their models, and as long as they keep selecting Skeletor’s daughters it will remain fashionable.
Bellicose Muse on October 10, 2006 at 1:34 AM
give me girls with curves or give me death
Defector01 on October 10, 2006 at 1:40 AM
I can’t help but feel sorry for her..
Does being a model mean so much that you’ll destroy your
health for it..
Tom N on October 10, 2006 at 2:12 AM
Dude, that ain’t Cheesecake. That’s Cheez-Whiz. Probably all the poor thing eats in a week. Give her a einstein wig and she could be that tribal shaman from the beginning of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
austinnelly on October 10, 2006 at 3:09 AM
I just don’t get the attraction for the Kleenex Klad skeleton. But then again, necrophilia leave me cold.
That last shot, however. Now THAT’S healthy. Did I mention I like bunnies?
GPE on October 10, 2006 at 3:32 AM
So, is this one of the starving french models we’ve heard so much about?
Now, I admit that I’m no model agent or fashion designer, so I might be a bit out of my league in saying this. However, I am also a guy, so I do have a decent understanding of what is and is not purdy. That said, I don’t know or care what you’ve been told, there are no situations where exposed ribcage is sexy.
Wolfman on October 10, 2006 at 3:34 AM
In tears…
Theworldisnotenough on October 10, 2006 at 3:43 AM
High Maintenance,
Very HIGH Maintenance,
Beauty is in the heart, not in the sight.
Kini on October 10, 2006 at 4:35 AM
Maybe she wears such a tentative, even anxious expression because she’s anorexic and is afraid everyone thinks she’s fat. As for the reason she’s being employed as a model, it seems to be because of the incongruous, shocking way she combines potential beauty and actual ugliness; she’s undoubtedly brought much attention to Chanel products.
I think our perception of her ugliness is an instinct that, in effect, warns us she’s not fit for pregnancy or breastfeeding. “Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.” I don’t mean to suggest that men appraise a woman for her childbearing potential; I mean that our perception of beauty and ugliness is adapted in such a way as to steer us clear of her and cause us instinctively to seek more fertile “ground” for our “seed.”
Kralizec on October 10, 2006 at 4:46 AM
GAH!!!
What is it about the fashion industry that promotes models who look like they are biologically incapable of bearing children?!?
Oh yeah right… forgot… liberals…
venmax on October 10, 2006 at 5:18 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4hNo8ex4Wg
venmax on October 10, 2006 at 5:30 AM
“That little boy” HAHAHAHAAAAaaaaa! Good one! So many good ones I lost track!
I was gonna say something about the Auchwitz fashion show but then thought it might be a little bit insensative.
Tony737 on October 10, 2006 at 5:46 AM
Agreed, though it does not apply in the cases of Madeleine Albright and Helen Thomas.
Bellicose Muse on October 10, 2006 at 6:22 AM
HOLY SKELETOR, BATMAN! That chick in the white looks like Gollum’s sister!!
It must be a French-thing.
Well, if modeling doesn’t work out for her, she could always be a spokesmodel for those starving-third-world-children commercials.
Lone Star on October 10, 2006 at 6:58 AM
What’s she supposed to be covering up? Breasts? Hah. Mah titties are bigger’n that moist bint. And I’m a guy.
Coronagold on October 10, 2006 at 7:18 AM
My goodness, that’s just sick.
She needs to gain 20 pounds to get back to birth weight!
Corky on October 10, 2006 at 7:42 AM
Beats the Rosie Odonnell altenative, hey, just being the optimist.
Alden Pyle on October 10, 2006 at 9:21 AM
add in cigarettes, diet coke and cocaine.
I saw something on tv the other night about anorexia – young girls find pictures such as this and put them on their bathroom walls to serve as “thinspiration.” It is truly so sad that the fashion houses continue to pick models who starve themselves.
pullingmyhairout on October 10, 2006 at 9:26 AM
Like riding an English bicycle over railroad tracks
Wander on October 10, 2006 at 9:30 AM
Sexy? Not.
Dead? Almost.
The Playboy Bunnies? Hubba Hubba.
Lawrence on October 10, 2006 at 9:46 AM
Dawn of the Dead.
Niko on October 10, 2006 at 9:53 AM
Wow, it’s the cigarettes and cocaine diet!
SouthernGent on October 10, 2006 at 10:10 AM
DAYUM! SOMEBODY GIVE THAT GIRL A RIB…oh…wait…she’s got plenty of those visible…nevermind.
BirdEye on October 10, 2006 at 10:10 AM
Quick, someone get that girl a burka.
coffee on October 10, 2006 at 10:47 AM
She’s not cheesecake, she needs to EAT some cheesecake! And some donuts, and burgers and ice cream and …
Tony737 on October 10, 2006 at 10:53 AM
PLAYBOY CLUBS AND HOOTERS: Infamous front groups.
Dr. Charles G. Waugh on October 10, 2006 at 11:10 AM
Caption for the first two pics -
Heroin: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
thirteen28 on October 10, 2006 at 11:15 AM
Must be that flavorless fat-free cheesecake.
Kid from Brooklyn on October 10, 2006 at 11:16 AM
Would anyone care to tell me why that poor anorexia victim is a runway model, and why the fashionista elite consider that a better way to show off their clothes than, oh… Say…Placing them on that trio of somewhat healthier models?
Kral, I get the reference and I see where you’re coming from, but there’s breeding and then there’s breathing. That girl won’t be able to do either unless someone looks after her health better than that photo shows. Dead ain’t pretty.
52Ranger on October 10, 2006 at 11:18 AM
Partial second verse, with feeling, in B flat:
“comforting caresses are a threat to them
you could snap a rib every now and then”
Sasnak on October 10, 2006 at 11:21 AM
Her name is Sasha Auschwitz…
…she vacations on de Nile.
DANEgerus on October 10, 2006 at 11:28 AM
Okay, I’ve officially lost my appetite.
And I’m sorry, but not even the Playboy Club pix or the LSU Golden Girls can take away the eyeball sear of the Chanel Tanned Zombie Queen.
Jeez. . .does she clatter when she walks?
Gottafang on October 10, 2006 at 11:46 AM
That french model is just hard to look at. Why do women subject themselves to this? Oh, I know, the money.
While I am a heterosexual, I have to say that if I batted for the other team, I’d go for the bunnies. Much more attractive.
And yes, I love my curves, thank you very much.
Pulchritudinous Patriot on October 10, 2006 at 12:21 PM
52Ranger says “Would anyone care to tell me why that poor anorexia victim is a runway model, and why the fashionista elite consider that a better way to show off their clothes than, oh… Say…Placing them on that trio of somewhat healthier models?”
My theory is that predominately gay fashion designers, either consciously or subconsciously, prefer dressing women like young boys. And anorexic young women more closely resemble young boys.
Dr. Charles G. Waugh on October 10, 2006 at 12:40 PM
Yeah, a big mac and a supersize fries would do her some good.
vcferlita on October 10, 2006 at 1:13 PM
My God, it looks as if the poor girl is dying. Somebody throw her a life line….or at least a wet noodle!
soulsirkus on October 10, 2006 at 1:30 PM
And from another angle…As a guy, I look at her and say, imagine the money and other convenieces that could be saved marrying a chick like this? I wouldn’t have to hide my favorite snacks. No eating out, no eating in. Hell, I wouldn’t even have need for a kitchen? No plates, nor forks and spoons, a stack of paper plates should last the year. And obviously the expense of toliet paper would be cut drastically. I possibly could do without 2 bathrooms? I could get her into football games and other paid venues by slipping her under a door or under a fence. I’d have access to 90% of the bed at night. I could carry her over the thresh hold everyday for the rest of my life, even with a bad back. And no matter how convincing any lie she may tell, I know I’ll always be able to see right thru her….Hmmmmmmmmmm, I DO!!!
soulsirkus on October 10, 2006 at 1:53 PM
My theory is that predominately gay fashion designers, either consciously or subconsciously, prefer dressing women like young boys. And anorexic young women more closely resemble young boys.
I’ve thought that for some time.
Ellen on October 10, 2006 at 2:06 PM
Ok, she’s dressed for the doctor’s office, now someone take her in and get her on intravenous feeding.
can’t believe the fashion industry treats its employees with less concern than the inmates get at Gitmo.
NellE on October 10, 2006 at 2:09 PM
Happy Freaky Halloween! [ick!]
DannoJyd on October 10, 2006 at 2:44 PM
Dr.C,
I don’t know about the infamous front groups but those you mentioned do have some infamous fronts.
ArkCon on October 10, 2006 at 4:54 PM
Good point Danno, the terrorists at Gitmo are GAINING weight while these human chew toys get thinner or get fired and libs complain about how terrible we treat terrorists.
Alos good point to (sorry, I forget who said it) whoever said gay fashionistas and models that look like little boys. Ya sure did put the ball straight through the uprights on that one.
Tony737 on October 10, 2006 at 4:56 PM
” My theory is that predominately gay fashion designers, either consciously or subconsciously, prefer dressing women like young boys. And anorexic young women more closely resemble young boys “……..Or, maybe, deep down in their souls, presuming that they have them, they just hate women. It would explain the abuse that this “cadaver” has suffered and the butt ugly clothes that they design. Just a thought.
Edward Lunny on October 10, 2006 at 7:12 PM
jesus.
someone get that woman a sandwich or something.
With extra meat and cheese.
moonbat monitor on October 10, 2006 at 7:21 PM
Heh, I dunno,…..2:00 AM, a thick pair of beer goggles….she’d probably get the nod.
Alden Pyle on October 10, 2006 at 8:08 PM
All I can say is:
For pete’s sake – have a cookie!
MITX on October 10, 2006 at 8:12 PM
Beauty is only skin deep… and girlfriend ain’t got enough skin thickness to be beautiful…
Someone give her a steak and some chocolate for the love of pete! Girl needs to have something liposucked into her.
E L Frederick on October 11, 2006 at 10:12 AM
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