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“Dear God”: Kids’ letters to the almighty

posted at 11:49 pm on October 7, 2006 by Allahpundit
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Via MetaFilter. I’m 98% sure at least some of them were written by atheists to goof on believers. Either way, though, pretty funny.

This one’s my favorite.

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I know someone’s going to end up saying “OHMIGOD THE JACOB ONE IS TOTALLY FAKE” so let me spell it out for that idiot upfront: I did the Jacob one in Photoshop. It’s a joke. Sheesh.

Allahpundit on October 7, 2006 at 11:51 PM

AP,

You know the Jacob one’s totally f…eh, nevermind, you beat me to it.

tdau1997 on October 8, 2006 at 12:00 AM

I can relate to the one with Cain & Able in their own rooms.

BTW, Jacob is dyslexic. ;-)

infidel4life on October 8, 2006 at 12:17 AM

Dear God,

If your other name is Allah and you know everything, how come you never got all those letters from other kids that have been going around the internet for a lot of years until now? And also God who will win the Series?

Thanks.

Anwyn on October 8, 2006 at 12:30 AM

There’s something about penmanship that can’t be hidden when adults pretend to write like kids…residual flair still peeks through. Kids tend to write with their arms. Adults write with their fingers & have more control over the gravity of the pen. I can notice that in certain word letters above, like the flair at the end of a “w”, etc.

Marie Barone – “You’re upset, have a cookie!”

Coronagold on October 8, 2006 at 8:04 AM

I want to believe most of them are genunine. I had the exact same thoughts about holidays between Christmas and Easter when I was a child. It seemed to take FOREVER to get to Spring. I think they are priceless and precious and sweet and I like this topic.
Thanks Jacob..OOOPS..I mean AllahP

labwrs on October 8, 2006 at 9:51 AM

Dear God,

I thought it was really cool when Moses inflicted those plagues and parted the Red Sea. I tried to do that once in the bathtub with my little brother and he almost drowned. How come we haven’t had any miracles like that in the past 2000 years?

Have you been able to watch the mess over there in the Middle East on your TV? Do you watch CNN or FOX?

If you’re not too busy, could you please let us have another miracle soon? I would like to be able to grow up some day.

Thanks God.

fogw on October 8, 2006 at 12:12 PM

Those are so cute! I get some of the funniest ones in my Bible studies class of 4-5 year olds! One of the funniest was a little 5 year old boy was leading prayer in class. He said, “Thank you God for everything we have and for Jesus. Please do something about my sister…” It was very hard not to laugh! What is neat here is that these kids do not hesitate to go to God for their answers! I pray this continues!