Video: The most insane political ad ever
posted at 12:55 pm on October 6, 2006 by Allahpundit
For some reason, TV stations won’t run it. Why?
Because it refers to old men masturbating?
Or because it refers to teenage girls watching porn with probes hooked up you-know-where?
Let the word go forth: nothing has ever topped this, and nothing ever will.
Click the Vietnamese prostitute to watch. (Note: Might not work in Firefox.)











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Frankly I’d be very interested in reading the results of that research!
MY HEAD’S EXPLODING!!!
Dread Pirate Roberts VI on October 6, 2006 at 1:01 PM
Saw this the other day,I think I may even have linked it here,I’ll go back and check.I een got an email from this guy looking for a donation and a signature on getting it aired somewhere.It is brutal but true and the MSM won’t touch it.Maybe he needs to punch up the transgendered section, that seems to be OK with them.
bbz123 on October 6, 2006 at 1:05 PM
Sex sells. Apparently can be legislated also.
It does play in Netscape/Firefox.
But I donno what’s worst, this ad or Rosy’s sex scene.
Play dirty, real dirty. Cheeky Monkey.
Kini on October 6, 2006 at 1:08 PM
When you say “most insane” are you saying that in a negative “they shouldn’t run it” way, or just shocked at the content?
RightWinged on October 6, 2006 at 1:13 PM
Both. Plus, it’s unfair. Those programs they mention were buried in a huge list of earmarks, I’m sure.
Allahpundit on October 6, 2006 at 1:14 PM
That is very similar to the one Vernon Robinsonran against that liberal blow-hard Brad Miller in my NC district…district 13! I’ll be voting for Vernon!
SouthernGent on October 6, 2006 at 1:18 PM
Yeah, earmarks can be used as a club by the non-incumbent to make even a decent guy look like a scumbag. I’m sure there wasn’t any great floor debate regarding hooker research. Although, the military funding probably was.
jdpaz on October 6, 2006 at 1:19 PM
Admittedly I haven’t researched each claim, but could one argue that those are pork, worthy of attack? They may have been burried in with other stuff, but should they have been?
RightWinged on October 6, 2006 at 1:19 PM
Our GOP Senate candidate up here is fighting an uphill battle against socialist Congressman Bernie Sanders with ads that libs call dishonest because the bills he voted against were “bad pieces of legislation”, and he wanted better bills… I still have to wonder why he’s one of only like 10-20 to vote against bills while around 200+ vote for them. Check the ads out here. Not as outrageous as this one obvious.
Sadly, judging by polls Tarrant gets stomped by the socialist, but you’d be surprised by he amount of support you see everyewhere around here. I really question the polls here.
RightWinged on October 6, 2006 at 1:24 PM
This has to be a joke. It looks like one of those gag political ads SNL used to run.
Number 2 on October 6, 2006 at 1:28 PM
Wait. Wait. Focus guys. They give you money to study sex? When did this start?
Allah, your supposed to be bringing us news in a timely fashion. Not after the fact
man…umm diety.Iblis on October 6, 2006 at 1:31 PM
Worked for me in FF.
speed647 on October 6, 2006 at 2:01 PM
I love “Aleutian Eskimos, whoever they are.” Yeah, never heard of Aleutian Eskimos, it’s like two totally made up words.
http://nelson.sitebuilder.completecampaigns.com/common/media.php?id=6166
Alex K on October 6, 2006 at 2:02 PM
True, I and many others have heard of the words Aleutian Eskimos. But when you add “Bi-sexual, transgendered, two spirited Aleutian Eskimos” to it, yeah, even I would say “yeah, whoever they are.”
I think that was what he was refering to.
On his web site, Paul Nelson refers to his being a sucessful realtor. I hope he is, because I don’t thing he’s gonna get elected to Congress with this sorta ad.
EFG on October 6, 2006 at 2:22 PM
Heh.
Jaibones on October 6, 2006 at 2:27 PM
I love that ad. Thanks.
-T
The Therapist on October 6, 2006 at 2:28 PM
Best. Political. Ad. Ever.
Attila (Pillage Idiot) on October 6, 2006 at 2:36 PM
That guy’s voice at the end sounds like a caricature.
kmcguire on October 6, 2006 at 2:39 PM
It does, kmcquire.
Christoph on October 6, 2006 at 2:41 PM
…Freedom, Liberty, and Happy Endings for All.
Kid from Brooklyn on October 6, 2006 at 3:23 PM
I need to hire these people for our ads down here. This is classy. Real classy.
Vincenzo on October 6, 2006 at 3:24 PM
It’s actually even more “unfair” than that. The sex-related studies the ad mentions were done under NIH grants. It is unlikely that those projects even appeared as line items/earmarks in any resolution or budget. Instead, they were probably funded by NIH out of block grants after the proposals were received and peer-reviewed.
Congress does not explicitly approve every federally-funded research project.
LagunaDave on October 6, 2006 at 3:53 PM
Well. That’s. Just. Plain. Bizarre.
rightwingprof on October 6, 2006 at 3:58 PM
The way Paul Nelson sounds at the end of the ad reminds me of George McFly for some reason.
Lone Star on October 6, 2006 at 4:13 PM
Nice way to lose the moral high ground, eh?
This ad was distributed via NewsMax in the e-mail below by the Paul R. Nelson for Congress Committee:
(E-mail text starts here…)
We’re Going To Expose The Dirty Little Secret Of The “Stealth Liberal” Congressman Who Said:
“It’s time that America’s government lived by the same values as America’s families.”
What kind of sick individual pays good money to “study” the obscene self-gratification habits of dirty old men, or fund a study to attach probes to the private parts of teen-age girls while forcing them to watch vile pornography?
What kind of sick individual pays to observe the sex practices of Asian prostitutes in San Francisco and homosexual Eskimos?
No, it wasn’t Hugh Hefner of Playboy Magazine or Larry Flynt’s of Hustler. Believe it or not, YOU paid for it!
To be more precise, my Congressman, Ron Kind, joined Republicans and Democrats and voted to use your hard-earned tax dollar to fund this obscene filth — masquerading as “scientific research.”
Of course Ron Kind — and the other 200-plus Congressman for that matter — doesn’t want you to know that he voted for this filth!
That’s because his hypocritical voting record simply doesn’t jibe with what he tells the American people!
Kind once promised, “It’s time that America’s government lived by the same values as America’s families.”
What HYPOCRISY!
I’m Paul Nelson! And I’m running for Congress to KEEP that promise to the American people — a promise that Kind either forget or did not genuinely make in in first place!
With your help, we’re going to throw this HYPOCRITE, Ron Kind — who we not so affectionately call the “Wrong Kind” — out of office!
And that’s precisely why we’re going to expose Ron Kind’s dirty little secret to the people of America with a hard hitting television ad that lays it on the line and tells it like it is! I want you to see this ad! I want you to forward it to all of your friends! I want everyone to know Ron Kind’s dirty little secret.
And if — and only if — you agree that ALL the voters need to see this hard-hitting commercial, please consider helping me make it happen! Please use the https://www.donationreport.com/init/controller/ProcessEntryCmd?key=R2M3F3H1K1” rel=”nofollow”>hyperlink below to help me put this commercial on the air!
This Vote Wasn’t One Of Those Dark Of The Night Things!
Now I already know what you’re thinking.
You’re saying to yourself that this egregious vote was probably one of those obscure votes — one of those earmarks that gets added to appropriations bills in the dark of night — and that these 200-plus Congressmen didn’t really know what they were voting for such a vile thing!
Sadly, that is NOT the case! This appropriation of funds was debated OPENLY in Congress!
In fact you won’t believe some of the things that Members of Congress said in defense of this vile appropriation!
Congressman David Obey (D-WI) said that Congressmen — and by inference, the American people — “have no business making political judgments about those kinds of issues.”
Congressman Ralph Regula (R-OH) echoed those sentiments saying that Congressmen should “resist the temptation to select a few grants for defunding (sic) because they do not like the sound of them.” Regular went further and said denying funding to this depravity would set a “dangerous precedent” and ominously warned that it would “chill medical research.”
Congressman C.W. Bill Young (R-FL) actually had the audacity to say that NOT funding this depravity would be “mischievous.”
Of course, Obey’s statement is ridiculous on its face! Congress — by law — has the authority and responsibility to oversee these grants. That’s why they are debated on the floor of the House in the first place.
Moreover, have you noticed that when it comes to issues that Congress actually has no business whatsoever debating that our elected officials are always more than willing to stick their noses where they do not belong?
When it comes to the War on Terror, Congress has no problem trying to micro-manage the war. They’re all too willing to tell the President and our brave men and women in the field what to do — even though fighting wars is the constitutional prerogative of the Executive Branch.
They have no problem falsely accusing our brave soldiers in uniform of behaving like “Nazis” or “Pol Pot.” They have no problem accusing them — baselessly — of torture!
But when it comes to tax-payer funded depravity, our Congressmen start acting like the three monkeys, “See No Evil, Hear No Evil And Speak No Evil!”
That’s why you need to see this ad! That’s why you need to forward it to all of your friends! I want everyone to know Ron Kind’s dirty little secret.
And if — and only if — you agree that ALL the voters need to see this hard-hitting commercial, please consider helping me make it happen! Please use the hyperlink below to help me put this commercial on the air!
I’m Angry!
Why am I angry? I’m angry because this vote for depravity is not an isolated incident in Congress.
I’m angry because:
We’re told that the desecration and burning of the American flag — even by illegal aliens — is a sacred right, but that prayer in a public school, the display of the Ten Commandments or even the very mention of God in public is somehow forbidden!
Radical judges and homosexual activists are trying to ram so-called “same-sex marriage” down our throats and our elected leaders — as a body — are unable to agree on the simple concept that marriage is between one man and one woman.
Our schools are now war zones. America leads the world in teen pregnancy, illiteracy and drug use and pornography floods our streets like an open sore! No child is safe and our leaders do nothing!
Radical Islamic Fascists have vowed to wantonly kill Americans — they state clearly that they want our destruction and our elected leaders seem more preoccupied with safeguarding the “rights” of these terrorists — rights that they don’t even have under the Constitution — than safeguarding Americans!
Maybe you’re angry too?
Maybe you believe — like me — that Congress needs a leader with some righteous anger right now?
Make no mistake! I’m not running for Congress just to be another conservative voice. If that were the case, I would not presume to ask for your support! I would not be deserving of your support!
The American people need and deserve more! The American people need leaders who WILL take the lead and clean up the mess that passes for a federal legislature right now!
And if — and only if — you agree that we need to clean-up Congress… that we need to bump some heads and shake up the political establishment then, please consider helping me make it happen!
But before you do, please use the hyperlink below to see our hard-hitting commercial that exposes Ron Kind’s dirty little secret. And don’t forget to forward it to your friends! Simply use the hyperlink below.
Paul R. Nelson
MT on October 6, 2006 at 4:56 PM
The incumbent voted for them, did he object to the buried parts….I see no innocence; It is his job to know what he votes for and against and at a minimum to explain that he is voting for a bill even though he objects to certain parts and supports motions to remove them from the bills.
Ignornance of the law is not a legal defense, Ignorance of the bill should be less so.
He voted for it…let him receive the credit.
MarkB on October 6, 2006 at 5:01 PM
I’m at work just now, so I don’t dare click on the video until I get home, but judging from the Nelson e-mail copied above, my first impression is that Nelson’s “indignation” is sincere, not merely political mudslinging. I wish there were 334 more like him. (It would be too much to ask the same for the Senate, I suppose)
Freelancer on October 6, 2006 at 7:06 PM
You can see this at
I think this was leaked as this was never released for TV. If someone could correct me if I am wrong; I believe the agencies who make these things make many of them and then release those approved by the candidate. I suspect someone close to the making of these released this thing.
zerodamage on October 6, 2006 at 7:32 PM
I just donated $20 to the Nelson campaign after seeing that video.
Lothar on October 6, 2006 at 9:03 PM
Whoa, that’s pretty hardcore. The real question, though, is is it true? If it is, then what’s the problem?
Wolfman on October 7, 2006 at 3:51 AM
“Bi-sexual, transgendered, two spirited Aleutian Eskimos” sounds a lot like a line from a Weird Al song called Jerry Springer.
theholyhermit on October 7, 2006 at 9:42 AM
LOL…. WOW. I’m speechless.
dynospectrum on October 7, 2006 at 1:17 PM