Video: Rosie O’Donnell’s sex scene on “Nip/Tuck”
posted at 4:54 pm on October 5, 2006 by Allahpundit
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Karol sent this to me. And now I wish I was dead.
Content warning. Proceed at your own risk.
The fact that her character has to pay for sex? Realistic. The fact that she’s paying a man? Not so much.
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I’m melllllting…I’m melllting!!! My eyes! It burns!!!!!!!
BirdEye on October 5, 2006 at 5:00 PM
I won’t even look. You should ban yourself for posting this.
thirteen28 on October 5, 2006 at 5:01 PM
I AM HEREBY BANNED.
Allahpundit on October 5, 2006 at 5:02 PM
Must.gouge.eyes.
CrimsonFisted on October 5, 2006 at 5:06 PM
… after I vomit, I’m heading to therapy.
yo on October 5, 2006 at 5:07 PM
I didn’t watch, but I think I’m gonna hurl anyway.
speed647 on October 5, 2006 at 5:07 PM
blnd, cant see nemor…
Bob Owens on October 5, 2006 at 5:08 PM
Man, I’d rather see Foley’s sex scene.
CT on October 5, 2006 at 5:09 PM
I saw it last night, flipping through TV. It was gruesome.
Dr. Gecko on October 5, 2006 at 5:09 PM
That should be shown in Sex Ed class to promote absintence.
darwin on October 5, 2006 at 5:09 PM
Dang, I thought it was Monica Lewinsky.
BelchSpeak on October 5, 2006 at 5:12 PM
I hope he really got that amount of money to do that scene.OMG talk about taking one for the team.
bbz123 on October 5, 2006 at 5:12 PM
YouTube is having a horror clip contest for Halloween. Hands down whinner!!! C-:
GoingThere on October 5, 2006 at 5:13 PM
ugh!
I wish I was blind right now, that is something I should never have seen. Excuse me while I go pull out my eyes.
Laura02420 on October 5, 2006 at 5:14 PM
It would have been worth watching if he pulled a Dirty Sanchez on her… or a Donkey Punch
SilverStar830 on October 5, 2006 at 5:15 PM
UGHHHHHH! I MISSED THE WARNING AND ATE BEFORE I WATCHED THAT!!!
I can’t eat now til tomorrow.
rightside on October 5, 2006 at 5:19 PM
THERE IS NO WAY I’M CLICKING THE BUTTON TO WATCH THAT. You trying to end my career?!
You can’t throw a power drill under an Abrams tank and expect it to work anymore.
Lone Star on October 5, 2006 at 5:26 PM
On the other hand you may have invented something that could prove lucrative: virtual birth-control.
Lone Star on October 5, 2006 at 5:28 PM
Alarming News indeed. What does Karol have against you? It’s like when someone tastes something vile and then tries to get you to try it…
MT on October 5, 2006 at 5:29 PM
A producer’s slyly voyeuristic view into the Carpenter-O’Donnell household.
The Ugly American on October 5, 2006 at 5:40 PM
This is proof that ROSIE is more dangerous than the radical muslims. At least they have the decency to kill you after they torture you.
Lone Star on October 5, 2006 at 5:43 PM
You know there are laws against the use of Weapons of Mass Destruction!
Where’s HRW? Where’s AI?
CrazyFool on October 5, 2006 at 5:44 PM
I think I’ll skip it, I don’t wanna forever lose the ability to get it up.
Tony737 on October 5, 2006 at 5:49 PM
I think I’ll skip it as well. I just ate lunch and don’t feel like being ill.
Catie96706 on October 5, 2006 at 5:52 PM
Curiosity killed my Cat-scan
…brain
…death
…is
…now
…
…welcome
..
.
Fogpig on October 5, 2006 at 6:17 PM
Now–was she playing a character, or was that Rosie O’ Donnell playing as Rosie O’ Donnell? Either way I’m very, very, very sad now.
JamesVersusEveryone on October 5, 2006 at 6:29 PM
This has to be a plot by the mullahs to prevent masturbation during Ramadan.
NTWR on October 5, 2006 at 6:39 PM
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(This is RightWinged’s ghost, letting you know that the above was RightWinged flatlining)
RightWinged on October 5, 2006 at 6:42 PM
The strangest thing happened after I watched that clip. My phone rang and somone whispered “7 days.” Does anyone know what that’s about?
Greg Tinti on October 5, 2006 at 7:00 PM
I just vomited in my mouth… thanks. Ban Allah for this crap. Lol
I think you got it!
Shack on October 5, 2006 at 7:01 PM
Zip it Rosy. You’d think she take the hint.
Kini on October 5, 2006 at 7:25 PM
Hahaha. I mentioned this in the last Rosie topic. (I spared everyone with the image of Rosie having sex with a man… or at all.)
zerodamage on October 5, 2006 at 7:29 PM
Rosie a mean and selfish bitch? Realistic.
starflyer on October 5, 2006 at 7:30 PM
No, I’m not pushing the play button on that, thanks. Some things I just don’t need to see.
Pablo on October 5, 2006 at 7:33 PM
Take it easy on the guy. He was drunk, it was 2:30…
Hey we’ve all been there.. ya know.
Retch
HerrMorgenholz on October 5, 2006 at 7:45 PM
The fact that she didn’t like it? The writer respects that an audience can suspend disbelief only within limits. It’d be asking to much of the viewers.
Like having her play a Dem pundit w/ initials KP.
Stephen M on October 5, 2006 at 7:50 PM
Folks, he’s a professional. Don’t try this at home!
Beto Ochoa on October 5, 2006 at 7:56 PM
It was like watching a train wreck, horrifing, but you just couldn’t stop watching.
Thanks Allah, every time I close my eyes, that is going to be running through my mind.
Man, I’m not going to get any sleep for a week….
opiemuyo on October 5, 2006 at 8:00 PM
Ack! I’m not watching it!! You can’t make me!
vcferlita on October 5, 2006 at 8:10 PM
isnt that the guy that played doc doom in the fantastic 4 movie? Now I know what made him evil…
Wyrd on October 5, 2006 at 8:18 PM
Okay, first she makes you go see “Brokeback Mountain.”
Then she sends you this video.
Maybe it’s time to face the fact that Karol really doesn’t like you.
Slublog on October 5, 2006 at 8:18 PM
No way! Orca porno. The still was enough.
Rosie having sex with a man is Sci-fi. I bet she pays for women too. What a beast.
Same twit that has armed guards and wants to take weapons away from the rest of America.
Hening on October 5, 2006 at 8:20 PM
Could have been worse Allah …I was expecting a sweaty strap-on scene.
fogw on October 5, 2006 at 8:21 PM
There must be something close to that out there. Didn’t she play dominatrix in some wacky Dan Ackroyd movie?
vcferlita on October 5, 2006 at 8:28 PM
HAHA but I will not watch. This is like a conservative version of a DU thread giving Chavez a hand job for calling Bush the devil…
Theworldisnotenough on October 5, 2006 at 8:34 PM
I don’t watch the show, ever, Not going to watch the clip above. But I happened to accidentally see a preview.
Just let me say this: Rosie; Not for a hundred MILLION dollars. Not even with a triple layer of super-duper-extra-king size paper bags and full body condom for both of us.
LegendHasIt on October 5, 2006 at 8:48 PM
AAGGGHH!
A new warning label for toxic substances:
“In case of ingestion, watch Allah’s clip of Rosie having sex on Nip/Tuck to induce vomiting.”
Works for me! Blech!
MsUnderestimated on October 5, 2006 at 9:05 PM
As someone that does watch that show….Yikes! Julian never had to cover his buns until that scene!
Pam on October 5, 2006 at 9:19 PM
It’s enough to see this PIG and I strongly use the word PIG in the real world. Spare me anything else please.
NEMETI IN SYRACUSE on October 5, 2006 at 9:21 PM
Is there anybody here running around with scissors? Anybody? Well, if you are, please listen to the sound of my voice and run toward me… I’ll guide your scissors to my eyes. Please gouge them out.
Allah, how could you do this to us! AGGHH!
MsUnderestimated on October 5, 2006 at 9:38 PM
YYUUUCCCKKK!
I should not have watched that after eating Taco Bell. Rosie must be wanting all men watching to be traumatized and go Brokeback.
januarius on October 5, 2006 at 9:47 PM
I see dead people.
Valiant on October 5, 2006 at 10:25 PM
Oh my God.
I thought I would laugh, but it’s just too terrible.
Christoph on October 5, 2006 at 10:35 PM
wait a second, i thought that Rosie O’Donnell is supposed to be a lesbian?, why is she having fake sex on t.v. with a guy? & yes Wryd, it is the same actor in that scene with O’Donnell who plays Dr.Doom in the “Fantastic Four” movie. can’t wait for the sequel to “Fantastic Four”
wa
Starblazer on October 5, 2006 at 10:35 PM
Now the same scene with Meredith Chan, that would be worth watchin.
Christoph on October 5, 2006 at 10:36 PM
The best part of that whole guest starring role was the fact that Rosie hyped it for 2 weeks and for the past week kept reminding the viewers everyday..On Tuesday she played a teaser to get people to watch..Wednesday she leads the Hot Topics off by asking the co-hosts if they watched..Elizabeth said she forgot, Barbara mumbled no, and Joy just shook her head and said she didn’t either! Rosie’s face kinda dropped and she appeared to try to gain her composure by saying that she was tired too and fell asleep so she didn’t watch it either. At that point I busted out laughing……
Pam on October 5, 2006 at 10:36 PM
That is funny, Pam.
Yeah, all the other girls on the View want to watch Rosie fuck. Get real, girl.
What planet is her mind living on?
Christoph on October 5, 2006 at 10:45 PM
Pam-that’s hilarious. Now that’s a Rosie video clip I wouldn’t mind watching! To think that I used to like her show.
tikvah on October 5, 2006 at 10:54 PM
Of all the videos Allah get’s his hands on, that is the one to see!
Pam on October 5, 2006 at 11:08 PM
YUK ! !
That could be a violation of the Geneva Convention.
Texyank on October 5, 2006 at 11:18 PM
Oh that is so brilliant… we can show this to captured terrorists to extract information.
Christoph on October 5, 2006 at 11:25 PM
You are all so priceless on this one.
I just like it how he keeps telling her to shut up.
Esthier on October 5, 2006 at 11:55 PM
THAT was on regular TV??? We can show things like that on regular cable now???? Where any kid can turn the channel???
Plus it was sooo STUPID! Who has regular conversation at the point? Even if it had been a beautiful woman it wouldn’t have been sexy in the least.
Ugh. I hate this world.
Rightwingsparkle on October 6, 2006 at 12:11 AM
NO WAY! NO. FRICKIN’. HOW. am i letting the arrow get near that link.
Allah, you should really consider a new slogan:
“Hello no! We won’t show!”
Editor on October 6, 2006 at 12:20 AM
Noooo, Willlbur. Pleaasse don’t do that to me again. I promise I’ll stop talking. damn, I thought that Dr. Doom dude was a pimp. He carves up all kinds of attractive women then beds them. Instead, we find out he’s into farm sex. I think we need to notify John McCain. I think I would rather be waterboarded than sit through this again.
austinnelly on October 6, 2006 at 12:32 AM
I’m in Canada, Rightwingsparkle, and you have absolutely no idea what they show on TV here.
Full nudity, sex toys, corn starch massages (very sexy actually), sado masochism, lots of sex, rarely genital shots during sex, but the key word being “rarely”.
Christoph on October 6, 2006 at 12:32 AM
NTWR gets 10 cool points for the funniest post on this thread. Good job and thanks for the laugh!
Tony737 on October 6, 2006 at 6:04 AM
$400,000 to screw Rosie? I’d have wanted much much more than that.
I was pretty mad when I saw she was a guest star this week. I mean, beyond being a repulsive human being both inside and out, she simply can’t act. In this episode she was playing a hick from Pensacola, FL. She sounded like… surprise… a New Yorker doing a very bad impression of a hick.
Mark Jaquith on October 6, 2006 at 8:50 AM
I belive this is a direct violation of Geneva III, arts. 17 & 87.
Alden Pyle on October 6, 2006 at 9:40 AM
Alden Pyle my thoughts exactly.
First thought “It burns!!!”
Second thought “Oh @#%& they are going to have to add this to not allowed under Geneva III, art. 17 & 87.
Priest on October 6, 2006 at 10:56 AM
Somewhere there’s a director in Hollyweird who needs to do a few years in Purgatory for taking some really good dialogue and matching it with that visual. Try listening to it without watching Doctor Doom and The Incredible Bulk doing the horizontal samba and you might remember the Rosie O’Donnell who could deliver a line worth laughing at once upon a time, even if her character is a just plain sad person.
52Ranger on October 6, 2006 at 11:29 AM
Thankfully it wasn’t a Rosie O’Donnell paying for cunnilingus scene.
That would have stank.
Christoph on October 6, 2006 at 12:51 PM
Eeeeeuuuuwww!
I need to lie down now. With a cold rag on my forehead.
Think nice, happy thoughts. Nice, happy thoughts.
rightwingprof on October 6, 2006 at 2:15 PM
Watching this was like eating that 2 A.M. calzone that you KNOW you are going to regret the next day.
Now, Allahpundit, since you provided this link I am going to have to ask you to provide also the rusty fork with which to gouge my eyes out.
Kid from Brooklyn on October 6, 2006 at 3:40 PM
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