Comments on: Archterrorist warns believers: Don’t yank it during Ramadan

By: Gottafang

Gottafang — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 15:05:44 +0000

So if they’re not going to be saying “hi to their monsters” during Ramadan, does that make them “masters of their domains?”

What are some others?

Slam the Spam
Polish Mount Baldy (or, during Talk Like a Pirate Day, Polish the Yard Arm)
Coax one out
Grow some hair on Rosie (obscure)

By: soulsirkus

soulsirkus — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 14:44:56 +0000

Life sure sucks when you can’t get a date!

By: honora

honora — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 14:39:27 +0000

Another example of the total weirdness that results from the intersection of sex and religion.

By: tormod

tormod — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 14:30:32 +0000

I thought images were forbidden practice in the “religion of peace”, what’s up with that(Pic of assaholla khomeini on the wall behind assaholla archterrorist)?

By: xanadu1015

xanadu1015 — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 13:41:20 +0000

pullingmyhairout on October 5, 2006 at 9:31 AM

how does one masturbate accidently?

I was afraid to ask that question. I wasn’t sure if I wanted to find out the answer. lol

By: pullingmyhairout

pullingmyhairout — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 13:36:00 +0000

I guess her vegetarian sh** doesn’t stink…

By: pullingmyhairout

pullingmyhairout — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 13:35:10 +0000

This is the best quote I’ve read today (and the day is just starting!):

Malibu actress and animal-rights activist Pamela Anderson contends the real polluter is animal agriculture, such as chicken farms.

“When the results of these tests come back, I’ll bet that once again we’ll find that it’s people’s meat addiction, not their septic tanks, is causing this pollution,” Anderson wrote in an e-mail. “The best thing any of us can do to fight pollution is to adopt a vegetarian diet.”

bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

By: shermacman

shermacman — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 13:34:10 +0000

I love Ramadan!
The second thing I do after I wake up each morning is eat bacon wrapped scollops.

By: pullingmyhairout

pullingmyhairout — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 13:31:32 +0000

If he do not intend masturbation…

how does one masturbate accidently?

By: The gay problem in the GOP - The Boston Globe « Ennuipundit

The gay problem in the GOP - The Boston Globe « Ennuipundit — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 12:59:04 +0000

[...] Christians aren’t perfect. But we are called to treat all of God’s children with love. Even those we disagree with. Contrast that with the attitudes of radical Muslims towards sexuality. Hanging teenagers in the public square for engaging in Mark Foley-esque activities? Okay. [...]

By: Alabama Liberation Front

Alabama Liberation Front — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 09:48:48 +0000

Fighting Islamofascism one-handed…

All across America, even as you read this, thousands of teenage boys are courageously defying Islamofascism….

By: doingwhatican

doingwhatican — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 07:53:46 +0000

Yank, jerk, splat….all over that blue burkha.

By: Ropera

Ropera — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 04:12:22 +0000

What is the first thing that muslims do after Ramadan?

By: MT

MT — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 03:43:44 +0000

I’m Foley-ed out. And bored with election crap. And tired of bad news.

I agree. Al Gore is always good for a cheer-up though. Watched Manbearpig lately? How about him hawking his books to UN staffers after his talk? Eco-fear-peddlers have some thinking to do. There's really nothing about Al that isn't amusing, even when he's trying to be serious. Try 40 secs into this video of Al and Tipper on a jet plane... did he say that it was "hard to be stiff with his wife barefoot"? Anyway, Al is funny.

By: Bellicose Muse

Bellicose Muse — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 03:36:07 +0000

I question the timing.

By: shooter

shooter — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 03:14:38 +0000

Whatup AP, dallas already lose again?

By: Allahpundit

Allahpundit — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 02:46:53 +0000

October-blogging in an election year. Nuthin’ like it.

I’m Foley-ed out. And bored with election crap. And tired of bad news.

By: marykatharine

marykatharine — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 02:45:47 +0000

October-blogging in an election year. Nuthin’ like it.

By: Tony737

Tony737 — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 02:16:30 +0000

If they get caught doing it, do they get their hand cut off? And if so, which hand?

By: shooter

shooter — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 02:14:37 +0000

weird, ‘quote block’ worked backwards/opposite above me here?

By: shooter

shooter — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 02:12:29 +0000

Sorry.
harrison on October 4, 2006 at 9:36 PM

-you should be.

By the way, when did this fasting thing start? Am I already in trouble? (or is my girlfriend? how does that work, with or with-out….um…..completion)

By: Kini

Kini — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 02:04:57 +0000

Jeez, how do you think we got all those blind Muslim clerics?

Jeez, musta been one hell of a Jihad.

By: Attila (Pillage Idiot)

Attila (Pillage Idiot) — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 02:01:30 +0000

Jeez, how do you think we got all those blind Muslim clerics?

By: xanadu1015

xanadu1015 — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 01:57:59 +0000

This is even worse than them banning soccer. This is hilarious. *snicker*

Think the muslim streets will be very quiet that morning after? lol

By: Old War Dogs

Old War Dogs — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 01:49:52 +0000

Soft Bites (Bill’s Bites, Page 2) — 2006.10.04…

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