Video: Screech talks about his sex tape

posted at 12:35 am on September 29, 2006 by Allahpundit

No one sent me any tips today, so it’s come to this. The bottom of the bottom of the barrel. Tabloid nirvana.

Screech. Having a threesome.

The fact that this tool is still parlaying his role as a paradigmatic high-school dork a decade and a half ago into sexual bonanzas today is about as depressing as that Al Qaeda nuke story we’ve been following. If you don’t know what’s allegedly on the tape, you’ll say the nuke is worse. But if you do know

I’ll have to think about it.

Having watched the clip and read the latest at TMZ … I don’t know. Call me crazy, but Diamond might just be a fat liar who orchestrated this himself.


Vote in the comments. What’s freakier: Screech getting his screech on, or the multi-millionaire hedge fund manager who married the girl of his dreams?


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THIS might be a good reason for the loser to leak his own porn. Just to make it sell he had to throw in a Dirty Sanchez. Who the hell would wanna see Screech nekkid without a hook?

THIS is making things pretty obvious as to why he’s joining the ranks of Tommy Lee, Paris Hilton, and Colin Farrell.

Which “Saved By The Bell” character are you?

It says I’m A.C. Slater. Thank god it didn’t say Screech!

SilverStar830 on September 29, 2006 at 1:05 AM

What’s freakier: Screech getting his screech on, or the multi-millionaire hedge fund manager who married the girl of his dreams?

You’re joking, right?

I think I’m going to hurl.

Anwyn on September 29, 2006 at 1:40 AM

Oops. Broken tags. Trying again:

What’s freakier: Screech getting his screech on, or the multi-millionaire hedge fund manager who married the girl of his dreams?

You’re joking, right?

Screech: who cares. The other thing: I think I’m going to hurl.

Anwyn on September 29, 2006 at 1:41 AM

Wow…truly is bottom of the barrel…I’d go with Screech though. Just because if this works, I’m afraid of Urkel’s revenge…it’s not going to be pretty…

StoutRepublican on September 29, 2006 at 1:47 AM

“The dad is supposed to be the adult,” Soll said. “He should have been responsible enough to say, well, wait.

Wait for what? What part of never doesn’t register?

see-dubya on September 29, 2006 at 2:38 AM

What’s next…a Ron Palillo (Horshack from “Welcome Back Kotter”, whom Diamond beat up in a celebrity boxing match) sex tape? Other TV nerds could follow…Urkel, Radar O’Reilly, the entire cast of Mama’s Family? Paris Hilton?

Oh, the humanity!

Bellicose Muse on September 29, 2006 at 3:40 AM

What’s freakier: Screech getting his screech on, or the multi-millionaire hedge fund manager who married the girl of his dreams?

That’s…just….so, so very…wrong. And I’m not talking about Screech (who has been dying to be relevant for a long time now – he “leaked” the tape).

I think I’ll go back to bed and try waking up again. My brain is threatening to leave me for reading that.

Pablo on September 29, 2006 at 6:23 AM

Bethany’s back!!!!

Here’s a video worth watching. Allah has seemed grumpy. Maybe this will put him in a better mood.

BacaDog on September 29, 2006 at 7:35 AM

Oooops, where’d the link go???

http://www.realverse.com

BacaDog on September 29, 2006 at 7:36 AM

Wow, dude you really are desperate for stories today, aren’t you?

vcferlita on September 29, 2006 at 9:08 AM

More Bethany, please.

Spurius Ligustinus on September 29, 2006 at 9:15 AM

Ever think you’d wake up on a Friday to find Bethany and dirty Sanchez end up in the same thread, Inshallah?

Terp Mole on September 29, 2006 at 9:15 AM

Relavant comic

http://www.courting-disaster.com/d/20060922.html

Other then that (Shudder)

Wyrd on September 29, 2006 at 9:38 AM

Too bad he didn’t do it on a Lark (Vorhees) :-)

SouthernGent on September 29, 2006 at 10:05 AM

I was going to call you a bunch of sick puppies for participating in this thread until I got really turned on by Bethany’s sultry voice from the respiratory infection.

Valiant on September 29, 2006 at 10:06 AM

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

That was one of the most disturbing stories I’ve ever read.

Allah. Where do you find this shit?! You need to get out more. Go ask Bethany for a date or something. Anything!

nukemhill on September 29, 2006 at 10:56 AM

*puking* This surely is… *puking* one of the… *puking* signs that the end is near… *puking*

BirdEye on September 29, 2006 at 11:03 AM

The other thing: I think I’m going to hurl.

i just did. sick story. sick. sick. sick.

pullingmyhairout on September 29, 2006 at 12:42 PM

see you next week….

shooter on September 29, 2006 at 2:23 PM

I had to look up Dirty Sanchez, now I have to look up a psychiatrist.

TheSev on September 30, 2006 at 2:43 AM