Video: RealVerse – “Under the Weather”

posted at 2:57 pm on September 29, 2006 by Allahpundit

Bethany’s got a throat cold this week, so naturally the thing to do was to film outdoors in an off-the-shoulder sweater. A warning to the realVerse guys: if harm befalls her, my wrath will be terrible.

On the plus side, she’s milking that Kathleen Turner huskiness for all it’s worth.

It’s potpourri this week. Click the convalescent to watch.


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When I get sick, I look like death warmed over. I also have to pay a small fortune for generics here in So Cal. Hopefully Wal-Mart will pass on their generics prices to their other stores over this way.

Get well soon Bethany!

SilverStar830 on September 29, 2006 at 3:09 PM

I don’t think she’s sick. That’s a whisky voice.

mikeyboss on September 29, 2006 at 3:12 PM

Gotta’ get me one of those guitar guns. Pretty cool.

And damn, isn’t she an attractive young lady. I’m inclined to go along with anything she says just to keep her talking. Be still my lecherous beating heart.

Blacksheep on September 29, 2006 at 3:14 PM

Smart – check
Attractive – check
Conservative – check
Raspy Voice – check

Allah, I’ll arm wrestle ya for the hand of the Fair Maid Bethany.

natesnake on September 29, 2006 at 3:34 PM

You were right to post this after the last one. Thank you.

Cary on September 29, 2006 at 3:52 PM

natesnake – I don’t think you have to worry.

Allah’s heart belongs to another.

And another.

And, uh, another.

He’s a ladies man.

Slublog on September 29, 2006 at 3:53 PM

That French chick is hot, but I don’t like her simply because I feel like she’s giving my Kiran Chetry and Julie Banderas a run for their money.

RightWinged on September 29, 2006 at 3:55 PM

… oh, and of course Bethany, but that goes without saying.

RightWinged on September 29, 2006 at 3:56 PM

Slublog, that was mean spirited.

Diamond is such a piece of ass compared to those other hags.

natesnake on September 29, 2006 at 3:59 PM

nate, I literally laughed out loud at that one.

Slublog on September 29, 2006 at 4:00 PM

I wonder if I could ask her to dinner….I could take her to the best Traditional Sicilian Pizzaria in the nation and introduce her to the staff.

Ah, probably not….

Tim Burton on September 29, 2006 at 4:16 PM

Redemption never looked so good.

Allah= not gay.

Tman on September 29, 2006 at 4:32 PM

Her “bad voice”?
I’m putting a recording of that under my pillow tonight.

bbz123 on September 29, 2006 at 4:36 PM

Do you think Bethany would go for the bourbon swilling, cigarette chain smoking, pork chop side burn wearing, occasional soft core porn watching, creative type?

Yeah, you’re right.

Probably not.

natesnake on September 29, 2006 at 4:46 PM

I’m telling you all, pretty soon Allahpundit will be rocking the pimp cup and hanging with The Bishp Don ‘Magic” Juan and Snoop.

Number 2 on September 29, 2006 at 4:53 PM


CP on September 29, 2006 at 5:09 PM

Cold weather, sore throat, my eye. This is realpolitik! Just another bald-faced marketing scam designed to enslave the male, hetero commenters on HotAir. You can’t fool me with the Heidi hairdo, the heartstopping shoulders … the … come-hither voice …

… what was I saying?

How old is this girl.? I may have to arrest myself.

Jaibones on September 29, 2006 at 5:16 PM

I always love these posts, they are so much fun. Also, I hate to admit it, but Slublog is the man for pointing out that AP is such a pimp daddy.

I have to add, while not as syrupy sweet as usual, I find Bethany’s voice to be unexpectedly sexy. It almost makes me want to recommend that she start smoking, a lot.

Wolfman on September 29, 2006 at 6:22 PM

Look, mister, I’m not falling for this comment-bait.

Okay, after this I’m not falling for your comment-bait.

MacStansbury on September 29, 2006 at 9:33 PM

Number 2, I clicked on your name and am still reading and laughing over your blog.

PattyAnn on October 1, 2006 at 6:00 PM

Thank you PattyAnn. All support is appreciated.

Number 2 on October 2, 2006 at 12:18 PM