Reports: New tapes coming from Zawahiri — and Bin Laden

posted at 1:19 pm on September 27, 2006 by Allahpundit

The world’s most alarmist website called this three days ago. The word today is that AQ’s Mengele will be back soon with another windy rant about Bush, Darfur, and the biggest Zionist puppet of them all, Benedict XVI. Re: Sudan, we’re taking bets on whether he praises the genocide being perpetrated there or panders to liberals by condemning Bush for doing nothing about it. Or both.

As usual, though, it’s the Blotter that has the big news:

In a surprise phone call to the home of an ABC News producer in Pakistan, the top Taliban military commander, Mulla Dadullah Akhund, said Osama bin Laden is alive and that there is no truth to the rumors of his death from typhoid.

“Sheikh Osama is all right. He is safe,” Dadullah told ABC News’ Rahimullah Yusufzai. Dadullah would not disclose the location from where he was calling…

When pressed for evidence to show that bin Laden is alive, Dadullah hinted that there is a possibility of a tape being sent to media organizations to prove that the al Qaeda head isn’t dead. Dadullah, however, declined to say as to when this tape would be made available.

Dawood promised Mir, remember. Is the worry-meter about to go to code orange?


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I love evil Burt!

Catie96706 on September 27, 2006 at 1:28 PM

Conspiracy theories will come out as soon as the tapes hit the al jazera website..
Too close to the election… Rove planned it.. Not a real tape but made by republicans..

madmonaco on September 27, 2006 at 1:31 PM

We will probably see Zawhiri, who will probably say that OBL sends his best but of course previous engagements are keeping him from making an appearance at this time.
Details of the OBL “Sandfleas” concert tour are pending and several autograph sessions are planned.
Oh yeah and death to America for spawing the Pope during the crusades.

LakeRuins on September 27, 2006 at 1:44 PM

Rove planned it.. Not a real tape but made by republicans.

OBL being alive is good for the Republicans? Logic would dictate that they’d want to show how their procedures brought him down, not permitted him to carry on.

GregH on September 27, 2006 at 1:53 PM

In other words, Zawahiri to issue a “Special Comment”…

rw on September 27, 2006 at 2:01 PM

What would be really entertaining is if they spliced in the clip of Rosie denouncing Christians just as dangerous as Islamic extremists.

Editor on September 27, 2006 at 2:33 PM

Logic would dictate that they’d want to show how their procedures brought him down, not permitted him to carry on.

He’d have to actually be doing something to be carrying on, no?

Pablo on September 27, 2006 at 2:38 PM

The Dhimmicrats will be taking notes and following orders from their masters.

Tony737 on September 28, 2006 at 1:10 AM