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By: Hot Air » Blog Archive » Heart-ache: Islamist parasite Abu Izzadeen arrested for inciting terrorism; Update: Whitewash headlines added!

Thu, 08 Feb 2007 15:36:40 +0000

[...] It’s bittersweet. How can it not be? He’s practically the mascot of this site, from his first big splash this summer to the famous heckling incident with Home Secretary John Reid to his ill-fated attempt at finding a few new wives through an online personals ad to his cameo at the debate last month at Trinity College, in which he informed the kuffar attendees that he wanted to drink their blood. [...]

By: Pursuing Holiness » Blog Archive » Profiling Radical Islamists

Pursuing Holiness » Blog Archive » Profiling Radical Islamists — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:08:23 +0000

[...] Read the rest here, but I do have to include one really hysterical comment – MIJ (Married Islamic Jihadist) seeks SIFB (Single Islamic Female in Burhka) to bear my shorties. Must be interested in the Koran, hate Jews, hate the Great Satan and the remainder of the West. Must also be willing to submit to regular beatings and the chance of any future daughter being the victim of an honor killing. Must also be drug and STD free. Serious inquiries only! I’m tired of meeting lesser female life forms in caves and bars, am tired of satisfying myself with young boys and donkeys and am ready to settle down with 3 or more women (when I’m not involved in terrorist training camps or other acts of jihad). If you are tired of the head games contact me. [...]

By: Alden Pyle

Alden Pyle — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 13:14:52 +0000

Does anyone else get a chuckle out of the mental picture that comes with him doing Kung Fu?

By: soulsirkus

soulsirkus — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 12:51:38 +0000

Somehow, I don’t think that constipated look on his face on going to help him get anymore wives.

GT on September 26, 2006 at 9:54 PM

What you don’t know is seconds after this photo was taken Abu unleashed a WMD of flatulence that annihilated every reporter and camera person within a 2 mile radius. Hey Abu, might wanna try some Beano….

By: Sean M.

Sean M. — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 09:33:56 +0000

…reportedly living off £700 a month in state benefits…

Now, why did my grubby, poor ancestors ever sail away from ye olde “Sceptred Isle” when they could’ve been making that kind of dosh without contributing anything useful to society?

Oh, that’s right. I’m pretty sure most of them were Christians of some denomination or another.

By: ar_basin

ar_basin — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 05:59:04 +0000

So sad, Muslims (& radical ones) will suffer for hundreds of years, does Bin Laden not see this as a result of his actions.

He should sit.

By: Mojave Mark

Mojave Mark — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 04:30:07 +0000

I agree, funny stuff Bellicose!

I met my wife on eHarmony (I really did). I shudder to think what this guy’s “profile,” if I can use the word profile here, would look like.

By: Kevin M

Kevin M — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 04:20:46 +0000

I too am looking for three more wives. But I’m in need of the working type, not the lazing around type. Be real, you can make a baby while you make a sweater. They are not mutually exclusive. Please send me an email if you are interested.

Looking forward to hearing from you!

By: Bellicose Muse

Bellicose Muse — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 04:08:24 +0000

Thank you beautiful people. I’ll be here all week and at the Funny Bone beginning Oct. 3rd.

Honestly, if you cannot find at least some humor in a time of despair and horrid stupidity then you will go insane.

So many Jihadist Muslims, so few bullets.

By: labwrs

labwrs — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 03:22:29 +0000

Pig..oh sorry..how VERY culturally insensitive of me! He isnt a pig..he is A JERK…a lazy, shiftless, unemployed, fatassed, obsessive, overbearing, JERK with a REAL attitude problem.
Other than that, he is just the kind of Jr Jihadi you want to take home to meet Mother..or is that Mothers? sheeesh

Bellicose Muse PERFECT! *lololol*

By: Catie96706

Catie96706 — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 03:07:41 +0000

Bellicose Muse that was soooooo funny!

By: venmax

venmax — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 02:59:23 +0000

See… liberals think Muslims hate us because of the Conservatives. But they really hate us because of the liberals.

Who else would be so cosmically retarded as to pay this jack-ass more than 7 Grand a year to encourage and plan terrorist attacks in their own back yard. All the while having LOTS of children that will no doubt carry on his dismal legacy.

Who you might ask? Liberals that’s who. Who, by the way, aren’t having any children to replace themselves leaving the way WIDE open for the progeny of this jack-ass.

They may disagree with the Conservatives who live in the West – but you can bet your ass they respect them.

No… they hate us for our liberals. It’s plain to them that they are running on an I.Q. of about 14 and they don’t understand why in hell we tolerate them.

By: fogw

fogw — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 02:53:48 +0000

Bellicose Muse,

OMG that was funny. ROTFLMAO

By: Old War Dogs

Old War Dogs — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 02:43:37 +0000

Bill’s Bites — 2006.09.26…

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By: Slublog

Slublog — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 02:16:32 +0000

Huh. This just cries out for a photoshop. Not sure my limited skills are up to it, though.

By: Valiant

Valiant — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 02:03:38 +0000

older than 16

Isn’t he 10 years out of range of the Prophet’s tastes?

By: GregH

GregH — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 01:58:15 +0000

From that Ramadan date article:

Previous years’ plumpest, most succulent dates were the Osama bin Laden and the Saddam Hussein. Today the “Saddam” has disappeared entirely from the market, while the “bin Laden” goes for a middling 43 cents a pound.

Muslims don’t seem to value those names quite as much anymore either.

By: shooter

shooter — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 01:57:35 +0000

I’ll leave you to guess which country’s footing most of the bill for this project. Here’s a hint: it’s not the UK.

PLEASE, NO.

By: GT

GT — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 01:54:30 +0000

Somehow, I don’t think that constipated look on his face on going to help him get anymore wives.

By: Bellicose Muse

Bellicose Muse — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 01:38:24 +0000

MIJ (Married Islamic Jihadist) seeks SIFB (Single Islamic Female in Burhka) to bear my shorties. Must be interested in the Koran, hate Jews, hate the Great Satan and the remainder of the West. Must also be willing to submit to regular beatings and the chance of any future daughter being the victim of an honor killing. Must also be drug and STD free. Serious inquiries only! I’m tired of meeting lesser female life forms in caves and bars, am tired of satisfying myself with young boys and donkeys and am ready to settle down with 3 or more women (when I’m not involved in terrorist training camps or other acts of jihad). If you are tired of the head games contact me.