This morning I had the misfortune to turn on my television and not realize it was tuned into MSNBC until I had suffered the frag attack that is Mr. Olbermann, I guess I fell asleep watching it last night.  If douche-baggery were a  Spec Ops…

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Bush is equivalent to Al Qaeda.Chris Wallace is a monkey.Chris Wallace’s question was a “sandbag effort.”That is all brought to you by Ze Olbermench.There’s also more obsession with The Path to 9/11, which I simply cannot understand. It’s as if th…

Is there anyone out there who A.) listens to MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann? and B.) takes him seriously? The man is so strident, ignorant, puerile, inaccurate and biased it is difficult to take offense at his ranting. Much the same as it is not easy to be o…

I know that ‘monkey’ is now an acceptable adjective for political discourse but it can be misunderstood.

I was not, I repeat, I was not calling him a macaca.

There are monkeys, and there are monkeys.

I used the hyphenated title ‘monkey-boy’ to honor both sides of his family tree.

When I say ‘tree’ that is merely out of my deep respect for his monkeyness.

When I say ‘boy’ I was not, I repeat I was not calling him a ‘boy’, the racially charged epithet of the old south.

I never, never called him and ‘old boy’ although his is very, very old, again out of respect for his beltwayness.

I called him a ‘boy’ to honor the other side of the tree, the lower part where those without tails dare to climb.

Because monkey-boy has climbed the tree higher than he has ever climbed before.

Every time I see this…person speak, he amazes me more and more. Olby’s show is like an outhouse exploding. Sure, it is hilarious to watch, but you feel sick and smell bad afterwards. The man is an assault on decency itself. I am stunned at his defense of Clinton’s remarks, remarks that are proveably false. Sharp as a basketball, this Olbermann is.

The man makes me sick.

He said Lincoln deserved some of the blame for the Civil War. Uh, that’s credit, not blame.

Evil Bush landed a pre-emptive blah blah just when the National Intelligence Estimate was

released

that

proved

the war increased terrorism. Hey monkey-boy, the report wasn’t released, it was a classified document illegally leaked.

A National Intelligence Estimate (NIE) is the U.S. intelligence community’s most authoritative, top-of-the-line written judgment on a specific national security issue. Representatives from keyU.S. intelligence agencies participate in writing an estimate, which is then submitted to the president and other policy-makers.

says the CFR, Council on Foreign Relations

Funny, the NIE on WMD’s in Iraq was the justification for the war in Iraq, monkey-boy! Heh heh heh.

So monkey-boy is Worried that Bush’s incompetence will subject our soldiers to waterboarding instead of having their corpses dragged by the heels down the streets of Mogadishu?

If only Clinton had gotten al Quaeda to sign the Geneva Convention. then we could shoot all those guys at Gitmo for being out of uniform.

But at least Clinton tried. He tried for eight years. Bush had 8 months and he never thought of trying. When the WTC fell Bush still didnt try. He didn’t even act Presidential. Had Clinton been in that schoolroom that fateful day, he would have known to immediately start trying.

This is the key to being Presidential. Lincoln didn’t understand that and so instead of being Presidential he caused a terrible war. Roosevelt had over a decade to try but wasted his time giving speeches about the economy; next thing you know Pearl Harbor and the fool gets us into another war.

You guys tricked me into watching this video. I could fight monkey man with one brain cell, one brain cell on drugs, one brain cell on the drugs he must be using. Was this Clinton wering a disguise?

I love KO . . . love him. He’s been at this for a while now, and in a few years he will be seen as one of few mainstream media figures who had the balls to speak truth to this gang of fascists. He is surely risking it all to do this. Yeah, his rhetoric is a little sophomoric (he needs better writers than himself) and he gets a little long-winded on points that would be more effective served in smaller doses. But NO ONE ELSE is saying these things with a mainstream national audience listening with anywhere near his level of vigor and passion. Right. On. Keith.
posted by fourcheesemac at 6:55 AM PST on September 26

Hot Air has a quick link to Keith Olberman’s latest “commentary” from his little show over on CNBC, the one so frantically struggling for viewers all the time. Apparently Olberman has come to the conclusion that he needs to say something outrageousl…

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I never watch MSNBC. But maybe I should start watching just to see the kind of mental illness they’re peddling. Olbermann needs help. This rant is far beyond the pale, barely worthy of the blogosphere, never mind a widely distributed cable TV network….

Ed R. in St. Louis sent me a beautiful email saying he was insulted by Keith “dumb as a rock” Olbermann calling Chris Wallace a ‘monkey’. Wallace is apparently a descendent of Russian Jews, and it seems Olberidiot was making……