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Did JFK predict 9/11?

posted at 8:42 pm on September 21, 2006 by Allahpundit
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YES.

And thus are joined two of the three great passions of conspiracy paranoiacs. All that’s missing is a Holocaust angle. Maybe they’ll find another doodle: “Zyklon — effective? Possible?” It all comes together.

But that’s not what I wanted to talk about. What I want to talk about is this:

CAN YOU HANDLE THE TRUTH? OMG.

I wouldn’t have believed it if not for the music. The music sold me.

Thirty-five thousand views of that clip today and counting, by the way. Go have a look at the comments.


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Hey, I love the music too!

Jay on September 21, 2006 at 8:51 PM

I hear EuroEnya music and I lose all capability for rational thought.

Mr. Bingley on September 21, 2006 at 9:00 PM

I was skeptical of it, but they sold me. It wasn’t al Qaeda! Can you believe that no one knew there was a volcano below the WTC? This is all the USGS’s fault!

What kooks, they just can’t give up. Sad that they find it easier on their delicate little minds to believe the Govt. was behind it not, oh say, the lunatics that decided to hijack planes and turn them into missiles.

mdconservative on September 21, 2006 at 9:12 PM

This begs the question: If you mentally masturbate enough, does more hair grow on your head?

JammieWearingFool on September 21, 2006 at 9:13 PM

Now that’s drama. The narrator’s voice is irritating as hell though.

Anyway, this is the best site I’ve found so far to address all the conspiracy issues.

SilverStar830 on September 21, 2006 at 9:15 PM

So wait.. are they saying a volcano blew up the WTC?

The soothing music made me lose concentration.

Enoxo on September 21, 2006 at 9:16 PM

This is the loser’s YouTube profile who posted that drivel. He has posted numerous other conspiracy bits and is actively participating in the comments section.

I posted a comment inviting everyone to hotair.com’s Popular Mechanics vs Loose Change debate thread and to the http://www.debunking911.com website. I then messaged the guy the same links. Son-of-a-gun if he didn’t delete my posts with the links in the comments section AND banned me from posting to his video comments.

I guess the truth hurts, spreading the truth hurts even more apparently.

SilverStar830 on September 21, 2006 at 9:22 PM

I just told them I did it. Either I’ll get booted, or I’ll be growing a fan base.

Pablo on September 21, 2006 at 9:38 PM

“Carmina Burana”. I liked that better with the Conan movie.

They had me with the twin towers being built over an active volcano, but the connection with volcano plumes and controlled demolition is too far of a stretch. If this was a high school science project, that kid gets an F.

Hening on September 21, 2006 at 9:42 PM

Music was good.
Someone posted at the video:
“I’m more afraid of the people behind this video, than the terrorists. Remember that nobody took credit for 9/11, and that fact so disturbs some Americans, that they must retreat to complex consipiratorial theories.”
Um, did not OBL and his evil henchmen take credit for the WTC attacks?
Lunatics!

MITX on September 21, 2006 at 9:54 PM

There is a supposedly dormant volcano beneath NYC; that’s a well known FACT. Obviously this was a conspiracy between the Bush administration and the Roman god Vulcan.

frankj on September 21, 2006 at 10:08 PM

Everyone knows the Queen of the Intergallactic Unicorns blew over the towers, after belching from eating Pluto’s little known sister planet, Goofy.

fogw on September 21, 2006 at 10:15 PM

Ronald Reagan’s childlike portraits, including of himself in a cowboy hat.

If that were Bush it would be gold for the late night comics.

RightWinged on September 21, 2006 at 10:19 PM

Wow, Cindy Sheehan’s time machine didn’t get her back far enough to kill George Bush as a baby, so she tried to get JFK to warn us! But Scooter Libby discovered Cindy’s time travel and warned Bush, who then had to use the Republicans’ secret time machine to send Dick Cheney back to find Lee Harvey Oswald and convince him to kill JFK. Simply amazing!

JayVee on September 21, 2006 at 10:41 PM

I always wondered how half a million tons of tower could come straight down and not topple as the Saudis planned. This happened twice mind you. I guess Islam really is the religion of peace and Bush does emit sulfur from between his pitchfork and red cape.

Valiant on September 21, 2006 at 10:47 PM

Where do these conspiracy theorists get the crap they spew. I have one question – Am i the only person that SAW the plane fly into the WTC?

What a–holes!

immigration inspectr on September 21, 2006 at 10:53 PM

I have one question – Am i the only person that SAW the plane fly into the WTC?

Yes, because it was a cruise missile and/or drone, etc. etc. Illuminati! Bush/Cheney/Rove/Rumsfeld! Bimini Road! Free Masons! The owl on the dollar bill! The truth is out there!

RightWinged on September 21, 2006 at 11:16 PM

You know what I took from this?

Shockwaves ARE EQUAL TO tornadoes.

DaveS on September 21, 2006 at 11:19 PM

Wait… there was a volcano under the World Trade Center?!?

DaveS on September 21, 2006 at 11:20 PM

If it wasn’t so sick, it would be laughable.

Catie96706 on September 21, 2006 at 11:27 PM

Perhaps the 9-11 on JFK’s mind was the 2 hours he had scheduled for Marilyn that evening.

speed647 on September 21, 2006 at 11:31 PM

I’ve actually used that song in a video myself. Only mine was of the real version (not this crappy cover) and it was done in a deliberately humorous way. I made it a while ago, but just uploaded to YouTube so I could embed it. Check it out.

RightWinged on September 21, 2006 at 11:32 PM

Ya gotta love these people, they never give up. This stuff has been debunked so many times, but they just keep on keepin’ on.

Squib this…

pwhited on September 21, 2006 at 11:52 PM

RightWinged,
Too funny. My sides hurt.

mdconservative on September 21, 2006 at 11:55 PM

Glad ya liked it, thanks mdcon.

RightWinged on September 22, 2006 at 12:10 AM

Sometimes I don’t understand what causes these goof-ups with html – must be too late to comprehend…

Entelechy on September 22, 2006 at 1:12 AM

I heard, through secret vibrations picked up by the foil inside my hat, that it was really CIA-controlled, genetically-engineered, metal-eating termites, cloned and up-engineered from the Formosan variety …that the Company secretly-imported into the US back in the early 1950’s to eat New Orleans… but, when that plot failed, they blew up the leveees, under cover of a storm named “Katrina” (which, if you re-arrange the letters, spells: “Rat in AK“, -and that, clearly, points to Clinton, NOT JFK).

The volcano was just a smokescreen.

(Why don’t they ever use Captain Beefheart music for these videos? “I Love You, Big Dummy” would be apropos. )

profitsbeard on September 22, 2006 at 2:00 AM

whew! that sounds like a big task entelechy. If I do anything along those lines it wouldn’t be until at least next week some time, but it’s almost one of those tasks too big to even attempt, ya know? There are so many insane quotes one could dig up from the left over the past couple years, and sadly there is no video or audio of a lot of them. I would hate to leave anything out. (i.e. Durbin comparing Gitmo guards to Nazis, etc.)

RightWinged on September 22, 2006 at 4:16 AM

Wow…definitely a slow news day.

Are the ‘truthers’ kinda like houseplants? If we fail to feed and water them with the energy of our attention, will they die off eventually so we can just throw them out and move on?

webproze on September 22, 2006 at 8:30 AM

The scientific method says Observation, Hypothesis, Predict, Experiment. Popular Mechanics and ALL the experts, as well as these Loose Change guys have done only 3 of the 4 steps. Therefore the “scientific method” is incomplete. We should take down an abandoned building with an airplane as an experiment. For reals. See if it still stands. My money is on it still standing.

I just couldn’t make it past this quote. what imbeciles.

pullingmyhairout on September 22, 2006 at 10:36 AM

RightWinged:
The BEST video!! I absolutely LOVED the “Afternoon Delight” part. You made my day, friend (and I needed a good lifting-up today).
thanks.

pullingmyhairout on September 22, 2006 at 10:42 AM

Would these idiots have appeared if 9/11 occurred on Clintons watch?? I somehow doubt it.

gary on September 22, 2006 at 11:14 AM

Squibs—yeah, that’s the ticket…

the cia planted like a million squibs in each tower all wired up and no one noticed?!?!?!?!?!?

jdpaz on September 22, 2006 at 11:14 AM

We should take down an abandoned building with an airplane as an experiment. For reals. See if it still stands. My money is on it still standing.

I love this idea. As soon as we locate an abandoned 107 story building constructed exactly the same as WTC 1&2, with all the office furniture and other fixtures in place on all floors, we should give it a go. Then all we needed is a fully fueled 767, should be able to get someone to volunteer one for this test, right?

Sheesh…

pwhited on September 22, 2006 at 6:09 PM

I love this idea. As soon as we locate an abandoned 107 story building constructed exactly the same as WTC 1&2, with all the office furniture and other fixtures in place on all floors, we should give it a go. Then all we needed is a fully fueled 767, should be able to get someone to volunteer one for this test, right?

Man, will you Bushies open your eyes and see the truth! Don’t you remember, the “Truthers” already proved the conspiracy by their own reenactment, and it didn’t take duplicating the exact event… No… It just took some concrete slabs on top of and beneith a rabbit cage. Bottom line, Bush did it!

(Make sure you follow the link so that you know I’m totally just mocking truthers, and what a ridiculous expiriment they used to attempt to prove their fairytale.)

RightWinged on September 22, 2006 at 8:36 PM

RightWinged, your production was so incredibly good that we’d be happy with anything. The last two weeks provide enough to fill one of them. You can start a series – perfect timing, right ahead of the Nov. elections.

You’re talented and it was the most amusing video, ever :)

Thanks for all,

Entelechy on September 22, 2006 at 10:51 PM

They’ve got me convinced. Mount St. Helens was obviously a controlled demolition.

http://www.911myths.com is also an excellent debunking site. They’ve got a link to an amazing story about worms on the space shuttle Columbia that managed to survive the explosion.

dorkafork on September 22, 2006 at 11:01 PM

Well thanks again Entelechy, I appreciate all the kinds words and you’re motivating me to do it, but I definitely don’t have a lot of time at the moment to do it (as you might notice, I’ve barely blogged at all other than that video). I will keep it in mind and wouldn’t be surprised if one night I just get motivated to do it, but I can’t make any promises.

RightWinged on September 23, 2006 at 3:43 AM

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