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Jim Treacher on September 19, 2006 at 12:05 PM

Ugh. I can’t even pimp myself right…

Jim Treacher on September 19, 2006 at 12:05 PM

lol, just checked your link Jim, hilarious. I’ll pimp it for you, because it’s definitely worth checking out.

John McCain has been alternately parading around the Northeast and the capital this week proclaiming that our moral compass will point due terrorist if we dare to clarify the text of Common Article Three of the Geneva Conventions for our……

An Associated Insurgency Press photographer had “strong ties to known insurgents,” says the Pentagon. Make ‘em talk. Down here in Alabamastan, torturing terrorists is not an unpopular idea. You people need to listen to more talk radio….

We do worse to each other for fun at parties and on television! Watch “Survivor” or “Jackass” and I hear there is “Jackass 2″!

My family and friends should go to jail for what they did to me in fun and I thought it was funny!

I always wondered what a terrorist would do to torture me and was aprehensive of the pain. I can tell you they must be laughing at us. They live through worse conditions than our proposed “torture” every day.

We are a nation of pansies!

You have got to be kidding me…..
This is torture?
“The techniques sought by the CIA are: induced hypothermia; forcing suspects to stand for prolonged periods; sleep deprivation; a technique called “the attention grab” where a su…

Click here if you want to see, but be forewarned — they’re extremely graphic.

i hope you’re kidding.

I wasn’t going to write a post dedicated to the torture debate, because 1) I’ve covered it I don’t know how many times already, and 2) I think it’s the stupidest debate we could be having in this country.

Stupid, because we’re talking about doi…

These leaks – and I think this one may have been from the WH – are damaging to our security. I just wish they’d all grow up and stop it.

I derive no great joy out of slamming John McCain. I admire his service to our country, and admire the way he conducted himself in the face of horrific torture and imprisonment by the Vietnamese. Further, during my time on……

Crossposted from: Stop The ACLU Via the Guardian we learn of the horrible torture techniques the CIA have been using to get information from Islamic Nazi killer suspects. Details emerged yesterday about the seven interrogation techniques the CIA is see…

The Guardian Unlimited has the scoop on the new techniques that the CIA wants to use to interrogate captured terrorists:The techniques sought by the CIA are: induced hypothermia; forcing suspects to stand for prolonged periods; sleep deprivation; a tec…

Can’t we just send the terrorist captives through an average military Basic Training Course, then?

Or is that process now against the torture rules (with its ritual “take off your protective masks, now!” tear-gassing agonies, the exhausting forched marches in mud and snow with 50 lb. packs while singing the praises of your buzz-cutted tormenters, capricious punitive exercise regimens for failing to simply raise a hand in the properly-shaped salute at the right time, and the constant humiliating yelling of things like “Get with the f*cking program you pansy-a**sed, gnatc*ck dipwad!” ?

Who do I retroactively sue for this contra-Geneva Conventions treatment -which I actually volunteered for?

I say, show the terrorist prisoners the same care that we give our Boot Camp trainees if these CIA “belly slap” techniques are outlawed by such delusional doom-inviters like Potatohead McCain, et al.

I wasn’t allowed to have any books in Basic (I was supposed to be busy memorizing the serial number of my M-16 among other literary pursuits), so why do the Gitmo terrorists have their war manual allowed to them (AKA Koran)?

Paris Island instead of Guantanamo Bay.

There is one dreaded, super-secret CIA technique, which al-Qaeda fears the most, that the NY Times overlooked: the two-digit Gila Monster nipple tweak!

Osama wakes up screaming with hummus-scented nightsweats at the very prospect.

“Allah, no! Not the evil Crusader aureole pinch! AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!”

If this is what worries McCain then I am forced to conclude that his interrogators totally broke him, thus he cannot be held responsible for his poor decisions concerning getting the information from the terrorists that could save thousands.

Perhaps we can work out a deal with Iraq to send all of our prisoners to The Abu Ghraib Prison due to cost overruns. I am pretty sure that they have the extra room now.

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the “belly slap”

Sons-a bitches! Sorry guys, I stuck with Dubya on this one for a while, but after reading about those brutal techniques, I’ve jumped the fence. How can any of you support a President who would allow the torturous act of the “belly slap”!? What’s next, will you be okay with tickling of terrorists you sadistic bastards! The thought of Islamists decapitating Americans used to turn my stomach, but now I’ve seen the true face of evil!

(heavy sarcasm of course… although disregard this note if you’re Michael Moore and you want to use me as an example of a NeoCon who’s turned on Bush in your next film. I know how you roll.)

McCain is an asshat. I hate the guy.