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By: Hot Air » Blog Archive » Marked for death: Pope slams Islam for preaching violence

Thu, 14 Sep 2006 03:50:19 +0000

[...] If the Pope keeps talking like this, he might just lure me back into the fold. Not a moment too soon, either, as I’ve been leaning heavily towards Protestantism of late. But that’s really only because of the money, the parties, and the women. [...]

By: chsw

chsw — Wed, 13 Sep 2006 20:22:36 +0000

AP, my apologies. I remembered the joke age which you posted. Now shut up already and ask her out. Don’t post any disappointment when and if you find that she already has a boyfriend, dates only taller men than you, or (more likely) is dating a dentist (have you ever seen more perfectly white teeth in a smile?).

chsw

By: Slublog

Slublog — Wed, 13 Sep 2006 20:11:13 +0000

MKH seems to lean a bit more to the wild side of life.

Well, we won’t really know that until MKH and Bethany agree to a cage match.

By: Lawrence

Lawrence — Wed, 13 Sep 2006 15:09:13 +0000

Go, Jack. Go. MKH is a real catch also.

MKH seems to lean a bit more to the wild side of life.

By: Jack M.

Jack M. — Wed, 13 Sep 2006 06:41:38 +0000

Sure…everybody cares about Allah’s lovelife. AP this and AP that.

But where is all the attention for my torrid flirtation with Mary Katharine Ham???

I mean, sure, she’s creeped out by it. And, yeah, until Ace gave me the keys to his blog last week no one ever heard of me, except for Slublog.

But it’s real, dammit! The attraction is there. Restraining orders notwithstanding.

By: repjew

repjew — Wed, 13 Sep 2006 06:25:46 +0000

Bethany you have another admirer, and I’m actually in my early 20’s, too bad I’m Jewish:(

By: journeyscarab

journeyscarab — Wed, 13 Sep 2006 04:45:23 +0000

Very aware and enjoying every minute :-) realVerse on September 12, 2006 at 11:02 PM

AP. If Bethanys HotAir handle is realVerse, then you’ve been elevated to a God in my book.

By: Entelechy

Entelechy — Wed, 13 Sep 2006 04:39:06 +0000

AP, no harm meant. I missed the 61 claim. I recall you posting your age, and me looking up Ann’s b-day. Since I don’t have time to look up all the threads, I just looked up her b-day again and she’ll be 46 on Nov. 8. Could it be that you said at one time that you’re 31? I distinctly recall commenting on the autumn-spring relationship, with you the spring…

In any event, I don’t care how old you are. It’s part of that mystery man!

Also, correction from above – you’re our ‘deity’, of course.

By: Allahpundit

Allahpundit — Wed, 13 Sep 2006 03:09:54 +0000

AP, in one of the Ann Coulter threads you claimed to be 41.

When did I ever claim to be 41? I claimed to be 61 once, as a joke. Don’t remember claiming to be 41.

By: old_dawg

old_dawg — Wed, 13 Sep 2006 02:49:23 +0000

This would be Allahpun’s version of “Girls gone Wild.”

By: Wolfman

Wolfman — Wed, 13 Sep 2006 00:49:08 +0000

Apparently, Allah claims a lot of things. You know, like being 41, being 61 (allegedly), Bethany wants him, that sort of thing. Which brings me to my question: Is Bethany aware of this rampant flirting that is going on between the two of you?

By: Entelechy

Entelechy — Tue, 12 Sep 2006 23:03:39 +0000

AP, in one of the Ann Coulter threads you claimed to be 41. I remember posting an “autumn-spring relationship” potential, would she not have said those dreadful words about the 4 widows…just remembering my e-friend and my e-diety of everyday…

By: Slublog

Slublog — Tue, 12 Sep 2006 22:41:27 +0000

She’s in her early 20s, I’m in my early 30s.

Pah!

A decade-long age difference cannot defeat true love.

By: Allahpundit

Allahpundit — Tue, 12 Sep 2006 21:10:59 +0000

If you are old enough to have possibly fathered her, you shouldn’t be messing with her.

She’s in her early 20s, I’m in my early 30s.

By: Kokonut

Kokonut — Tue, 12 Sep 2006 21:09:06 +0000

Hey AllahPundit and Bethany fans, here's something for ya'll to look at and see exactly what AllahPundit may be thinking about Bethnay. AllahPundit and Bethany - cruel Intention Yoohoo, Bethannnny!

By: Lawrence

Lawrence — Tue, 12 Sep 2006 20:54:51 +0000

No chsw,

Allah is trying to make people like me jealous that he knows Bethany better than I. Now… understanding that he and I are both old enough to be Bethany’s father…
…anyway… I pretty much think Michelle is the hottest.

In this day and age of terrible news it is still okay to fantacise a bit, isn’t it?
;)

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By: chsw

chsw — Tue, 12 Sep 2006 20:36:44 +0000

Allahpun, you are too old for Bethany. If you are old enough to have possibly fathered her, you shouldn’t be messing with her. Or are you just trying to make MM a little jealous?

chsw

By: Jack M.

Jack M. — Tue, 12 Sep 2006 18:46:15 +0000

I think Allah and Bethany make a cute couple, and I encourage Allah’s pursuit of this relationship.

And I’m not just saying that because it means one less suitor for me to overcome in the Mary Katharine Ham sweepstakes. I would never attempt such a blatant manipulation.

By: Lawrence

Lawrence — Tue, 12 Sep 2006 17:09:55 +0000

robo,
I had to install the newest Quicktime update today.
There was a link at the bottom left of the video window on the RV site.

By: Kini

Kini — Tue, 12 Sep 2006 17:09:29 +0000

Allahpundit actually sleeps?!?

By: robo

robo — Tue, 12 Sep 2006 16:41:44 +0000

HELP ME ASAP SOMEBODY,

HOW DO I GET TO SEE BETHANY? When I click on the picture it goes to a site but no Bethany……thanks

By: Dread Pirate Roberts VI

Dread Pirate Roberts VI — Tue, 12 Sep 2006 16:33:02 +0000

Bethany forget Kokonut, Lawerence and the rest of these losers!!!

I’m incredibly wealthy and away at sea a lot!

Since its (un)fortunate that we cannot post pix on HotAir, envision somewhere between Cary Elwes in “The Princess Bride” and Johnny Depp in “Pirates of the Caribbean” only older. Much older! And, oh yeah! Slower too! Much slower!

By: Kim Hartveld

Kim Hartveld — Tue, 12 Sep 2006 16:21:46 +0000

My browser doesn’t like her one bit, though. So far, it has crapped out three times on her video.

By: Lawrence

Lawrence — Tue, 12 Sep 2006 15:24:31 +0000

A killer smile, for sure. Like, Hi, I’m a really nice person and you just have to get to know me.