Your weekly Bethany fix
posted at 9:40 am on September 12, 2006 by Allahpundit
I woke up this morning to birds singing, the earth crowned with gold from the perfect sun, and the few clouds in the sky looking especially fluffy. That’s when I knew: there must be a new realVerse posted.
And so there was.
Click Bethany to watch. She flirts with me outrageously in this one, but it’s all done through secret coded signals that only me and my imagination know about. Like when she talks about Katie Couric — that’s her way of telling me, “I’ve been thinking about you, baby.” I’ve been thinking about you too, darlin’.
Kaus and Wright have a new installment of Bloggingheads TV up today, too. Which I always enjoy, although the aesthetic contrast between those two and Bethany might perhaps prove too much if their clips are viewed in immediate succession. Wait a good hour in between.
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oh dear Allah, I see a great future for you and Bethany, but you do know she would make you go to Church, right?
Heh.
Rightwingsparkle on September 12, 2006 at 9:46 AM
She SO wants you. Even I can feel it.
Doc56 on September 12, 2006 at 10:01 AM
The Bloggingheads clip was a real piece of inside baseball. I’m really not sure what it was they were talking about. I got the Mike Kinsley ref but, the rest was Greek to me. I don’t even know who those two guys are…
Babs on September 12, 2006 at 10:15 AM
God, is she coy or what?!!!
Valiant on September 12, 2006 at 10:20 AM
Dear God, the contrast is unbelievable. They seem like real intelligent guys, but they could have been praiseing God, Mom, and Apple Pie and I still would have viewed their position with hostility after seeing Bethany.
EFG on September 12, 2006 at 10:27 AM
You gotta like seeing the “Digg This” and “Del.icio.us” under her picture.
She wants you Allah. Don’t let her get away!
journeyscarab on September 12, 2006 at 10:32 AM
Wow. I say that every. single. time. I see her.
rightside on September 12, 2006 at 10:46 AM
You really ruined my day, Allah. I was SURE she wanted me, man. I was SURE OF IT!!!
DAMMIT!!
All I can say is that you are one lucky dude.
Rosetta on September 12, 2006 at 10:47 AM
Geez, I feel guilty watching it. And I’m married, too. Allah’s been revealed. Evil as hell.
Kokonut on September 12, 2006 at 11:20 AM
A killer smile, for sure. Like, Hi, I’m a really nice person and you just have to get to know me.
Lawrence on September 12, 2006 at 11:24 AM
My browser doesn’t like her one bit, though. So far, it has crapped out three times on her video.
Kim Hartveld on September 12, 2006 at 12:21 PM
Bethany forget Kokonut, Lawerence and the rest of these losers!!!
I’m incredibly wealthy and away at sea a lot!
Since its (un)fortunate that we cannot post pix on HotAir, envision somewhere between Cary Elwes in “The Princess Bride” and Johnny Depp in “Pirates of the Caribbean” only older. Much older! And, oh yeah! Slower too! Much slower!
Dread Pirate Roberts VI on September 12, 2006 at 12:33 PM
HELP ME ASAP SOMEBODY,
HOW DO I GET TO SEE BETHANY? When I click on the picture it goes to a site but no Bethany……thanks
robo on September 12, 2006 at 12:41 PM
Allahpundit actually sleeps?!?
Kini on September 12, 2006 at 1:09 PM
robo,
I had to install the newest Quicktime update today.
There was a link at the bottom left of the video window on the RV site.
Lawrence on September 12, 2006 at 1:09 PM
I think Allah and Bethany make a cute couple, and I encourage Allah’s pursuit of this relationship.
And I’m not just saying that because it means one less suitor for me to overcome in the Mary Katharine Ham sweepstakes. I would never attempt such a blatant manipulation.
Jack M. on September 12, 2006 at 2:46 PM
Allahpun, you are too old for Bethany. If you are old enough to have possibly fathered her, you shouldn’t be messing with her. Or are you just trying to make MM a little jealous?
chsw
chsw on September 12, 2006 at 4:36 PM
No chsw,
Allah is trying to make people like me jealous that he knows Bethany better than I. Now… understanding that he and I are both old enough to be Bethany’s father…
…anyway… I pretty much think Michelle is the hottest.
In this day and age of terrible news it is still okay to fantacise a bit, isn’t it?
;)
Lawrence on September 12, 2006 at 4:54 PM
Hey AllahPundit and Bethany fans, here’s something for ya’ll to look at and see exactly what AllahPundit may be thinking about Bethnay.
AllahPundit and Bethany – cruel Intention
Yoohoo, Bethannnny!
Kokonut on September 12, 2006 at 5:09 PM
She’s in her early 20s, I’m in my early 30s.
Allahpundit on September 12, 2006 at 5:10 PM
She’s in her early 20s, I’m in my early 30s.
Pah!
A decade-long age difference cannot defeat true love.
Slublog on September 12, 2006 at 6:41 PM
AP, in one of the Ann Coulter threads you claimed to be 41. I remember posting an “autumn-spring relationship” potential, would she not have said those dreadful words about the 4 widows…just remembering my e-friend and my e-diety of everyday…
Entelechy on September 12, 2006 at 7:03 PM
Apparently, Allah claims a lot of things. You know, like being 41, being 61 (allegedly), Bethany wants him, that sort of thing. Which brings me to my question: Is Bethany aware of this rampant flirting that is going on between the two of you?
Wolfman on September 12, 2006 at 8:49 PM
This would be Allahpun’s version of “Girls gone Wild.”
old_dawg on September 12, 2006 at 10:49 PM
When did I ever claim to be 41? I claimed to be 61 once, as a joke. Don’t remember claiming to be 41.
Allahpundit on September 12, 2006 at 11:09 PM
AP, no harm meant. I missed the 61 claim. I recall you posting your age, and me looking up Ann’s b-day. Since I don’t have time to look up all the threads, I just looked up her b-day again and she’ll be 46 on Nov. 8. Could it be that you said at one time that you’re 31? I distinctly recall commenting on the autumn-spring relationship, with you the spring…
In any event, I don’t care how old you are. It’s part of that mystery man!
Also, correction from above – you’re our ‘deity’, of course.
Entelechy on September 13, 2006 at 12:39 AM
AP. If Bethanys HotAir handle is realVerse, then you’ve been elevated to a God in my book.
journeyscarab on September 13, 2006 at 12:45 AM
Bethany you have another admirer, and I’m actually in my early 20′s, too bad I’m Jewish:(
repjew on September 13, 2006 at 2:25 AM
Sure…everybody cares about Allah’s lovelife. AP this and AP that.
But where is all the attention for my torrid flirtation with Mary Katharine Ham???
I mean, sure, she’s creeped out by it. And, yeah, until Ace gave me the keys to his blog last week no one ever heard of me, except for Slublog.
But it’s real, dammit! The attraction is there. Restraining orders notwithstanding.
Jack M. on September 13, 2006 at 2:41 AM
Go, Jack. Go. MKH is a real catch also.
MKH seems to lean a bit more to the wild side of life.
Lawrence on September 13, 2006 at 11:09 AM
MKH seems to lean a bit more to the wild side of life.
Well, we won’t really know that until MKH and Bethany agree to a cage match.
Slublog on September 13, 2006 at 4:11 PM
AP, my apologies. I remembered the joke age which you posted. Now shut up already and ask her out. Don’t post any disappointment when and if you find that she already has a boyfriend, dates only taller men than you, or (more likely) is dating a dentist (have you ever seen more perfectly white teeth in a smile?).
chsw
chsw on September 13, 2006 at 4:22 PM