Bethanymania: RealVerse returns

posted at 11:48 pm on September 6, 2006 by Allahpundit

I thought about sending them an e-mail, but this is important enough that I should probably say it publicly. Let me make something crystal clear to the realVerse guys, just so we’re all on the same page here: if you think having Bethany mention me while winking at the camera is going to improve your chances of getting linked here, let me assure you — it will. In fact, I’ll probably link the next twenty videos you post now. Just run a blank screen for three minutes if you want. It’s all good.

It’s not that I’m easy. It’s just that … c’mon:

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This is as close as I’m going to get to having a woman who looks like that flirt with me. So click, and share my moment of glory!

Speaking of welcome shout-outs, many thanks to the Blogfather for his kind words about our site in the latest podcast at HiWired. Glenn and Dr. Helen have a new podcast out themselves, having to do, appropriately enough, with love. They interviewed relationship expert Russell Friedman, who offered advice on making marriage work that ranged from the very touchy to the oh so feely.

Another libertarian, John Stossel, spoke to a few, er, relationship experts himself recently about how to keep the “zing” in one’s marriage. Their advice was a little zestier than Friedman’s — albeit just as touchy-feely, in its own unique way.

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Update: While I’m mooning over Bethany, Jack M. makes his move on Mary K.

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“Honest and humble” is precisely the wrong approach, in my opinion.

Tsk…tsk. Such cynicism.

So…what is your approach?

Slublog on September 7, 2006 at 1:58 PM

An “Allah’s Guide to Dating” would be something to see.

Slublog on September 7, 2006 at 2:00 PM

So…what is your approach?

Ha. Well, I have no approach. But I feel reasonably sure in saying that “honest and humble” is not the way to go.

Allahpundit on September 7, 2006 at 2:00 PM

Eh. . .I guess she’s kinda okay-lookin’.

**ducking at various items hurled my way**

Gottafang on September 7, 2006 at 2:01 PM

Okay, Jack M. can’t comment here, but has asked me to convey a message:

“Don’t be deluded into thinking Allah is your only option. You can do much, much better.”

Remember…I’m the messenger.

Slublog on September 7, 2006 at 2:24 PM

Crap. Forgot to add the message was for Mary K.

Slublog on September 7, 2006 at 2:24 PM

“Don’t be deluded into thinking Allah is your only option. You can do much, much better.”

Who is that directed at? I know it ain’t directed at my Bethany.

Is Allah gonna have to break a man tonight?

Allahpundit on September 7, 2006 at 2:25 PM

That message, btw, is for MKH, who Jack has identified as his perfect woman.

Slublog on September 7, 2006 at 2:25 PM

Is Allah gonna have to break a man tonight?

Must…not…make…obvious…joke…

Slublog on September 7, 2006 at 2:26 PM

Mary Katherine, Bethany, Kirsten. You’re going to have to change your name from Allah to Playa pretty soon.

That would make him PlayaPundit, and I, for one, would be uncomfy calling him “PP” – so I think he should stay as “AP” :)

SisterToldjah on September 7, 2006 at 3:40 PM

Also, I don’t recall anybody saying anything about who is more “bangable”

I was talking about ladder theory, not anything anybody said here.

Anwyn on September 7, 2006 at 3:46 PM

I’m sitting here wondering: what if Bethany told me it would amuse her if I killed every man on these boards? Would I do it?

Allahpundit on September 7, 2006 at 12:57 AM

I suppose you could try… but some of us won’t be all that easy to take down.
;)

Lawrence on September 7, 2006 at 4:01 PM

More Bethany, please.

Spurius Ligustinus on September 7, 2006 at 4:12 PM

Best thread EVER. Make Bethany a permanent thread at Hotair! It brings out the best in everyone… : )

Halley on September 7, 2006 at 5:03 PM

Michelle’s curvacious feet and Bethany’s elegant smile… that’s just too erotic for one webpage.

Terp Mole on September 7, 2006 at 5:05 PM

Any word on the mud-wrestling? Comments like that are taken very seriously.

Rick on September 7, 2006 at 5:11 PM

If you have to choose, AP, I say go with MKH.

1) Unknown if she currently has a significant other… Bethany on the other hand, is definitely taken.
2) She has more on screen presence… moves around more. Looks like she could duck a punch, if it came to that. Probably the better choice for one of those bar fights that starts with “you eyeballin’ mah lady friend?!”
3) She has my phone number. You know, in case michellemalkin.com blew up while Michelle was on vacation. Still, I think I can construe this into a bonus, somehow.
4) Her last name is a pork product. QED

But then, Bethany did wink. Tough call, man.

Mark Jaquith on September 7, 2006 at 9:38 PM

Time to break out the video editing software and edit myself a “women of Hot Air” remix….

Dave Shay on September 8, 2006 at 9:42 AM

I’m with Rick. MKH made a suggestion that we’re not taking seriously enough. Mix together Bethany and Mary Katherine Hamm, add some mud and you’ve got a recipe for a pay-per-view vlog event. In fact, it would be the biggest grossing such event in recorded history, now and forever. Amen.

Now who has the bandwidth to host it?

Physics Geek on September 8, 2006 at 10:52 AM

Now who has the bandwidth to host it?

Nobody has the bandwidth to host that. It would break the internet in half.

Number 2 on September 8, 2006 at 2:13 PM

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