Meshugga Mel marked for death in “Hebrew Hammer II”
posted at 4:56 pm on September 4, 2006 by Allahpundit
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It’s like “Magnum Force” if Dirty Harry had followed strict rules about separating meat and dairy. Hammertime:
TMZ has obtained the opening sequence of the script for the sequel to “The Hebrew Hammer,” a 2003 Jewish blaxploitation comedy starring Adam Goldberg. The sequel, called “The Hebrew Hammer 2: Hammer vs. Hitler,” depicts a very drunk Mel Gibson spilling out of Moonshadows, two blondes on each arm and a bottle of Irish whiskey in hand. Gibson then obnoxiously berates the valets, leaps into his Lexus and speeds off, screaming obscenities about the Jews. Apprehended by a policeman down the road from Moonshadows, Gibson’s anti-Semitic tirade is cut short when the cop — “The Hebrew Hammer” — puts a bullet in Gibson’s head, spraying a bloody Star of David onto the windshield of his Lexus.
The original “Hammer” comes highly recommended, by the way; easily the best Jewsploitation flick I’ve ever seen. There’s a clip below, although it doesn’t do justice to the film’s overall goofiness.
We need you, Hammer. Now more than ever.
In fairness to Mel, I should note that he has, in fact, apologized to “sugar tits.”
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We need you voice of reason, now more than ever!
THeDRiFTeR on September 4, 2006 at 5:13 PM
You understand that one is a campy comedy played for over the top laughs, and the other is a serious docu-drama?
B Moe on September 4, 2006 at 5:42 PM
I have never understood why people got so upset about the “sugar tits” comment. The Jews being responsible for all wars was of course, waaaaay outta line. But the sugar tits thing? Blown way out of proportion.
This should the sugar tits mis-understading all in perspective.
EFG on September 4, 2006 at 5:45 PM
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EFG on September 4, 2006 at 5:47 PM
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I submitted a comment prior to the test that seems to have gotten caught in a spam filter.
Or just deleted for excess stupidity.
Thanks.
EFG on September 4, 2006 at 5:49 PM
Yes, it was in the moderation queue. Pleeeeeease be patient.
Allahpundit on September 4, 2006 at 5:49 PM
No problem. Sorry to be the pain in the ass.
EFG on September 4, 2006 at 5:51 PM
to be honest, i’m more excited that there IS a Hebrew Hammer 2
Defector01 on September 4, 2006 at 5:57 PM
Will they have Judy Greer playing the part of Sugar Tits?
I’ll just be happy if they manage to keep all the retarded Kwanzaa crap out of this one.
Watcher on September 4, 2006 at 7:23 PM
HH2 is news to me. I never even knew about the first movie. Funny clip. Thanks for sharing. :o)
Coronagold on September 4, 2006 at 7:34 PM
I’ve got “What are you looking at, sugar tits?” in the running for quote of the year. I’m not counting Howard Dean out, but I think Mel is going to be tough to beat.
As for the Hebrew Hammer, I can’t think of a better Jewsploitation flick either, at least until I see HH2. He’s just such a mensch.
Pablo on September 4, 2006 at 8:12 PM
Corona, I’m yet to find a Jew that hasn’t seen it nor have I found one that hasn’t bought a copy :-p
Defector01 on September 4, 2006 at 8:23 PM
JUst a counter point of view. I did not enjpy the Hebrew Hammer movie. There were individually silly jokes about a Jewish girls getting turned on by a man who is good husband material, but the anti Semitic Santa Claus and evil Christian children was creepy, because it really slimed my Christian Holiday, which is not a food and gift festival for me.
I would put it with the South Park episode of the Virgin Mary statue blowing menstrual blood into the face of the Pope. Who, what and upon whom were all over the top.
We watched the Hammer movie all the way through and came out feeling the producers despised Christians and Christianity. I suppose an equivalent would be a funny movie made by Christians showing Jews putting the blood of Christians into Passover matzos. Ha-ha (not)
Realize this is out of sync with other comments, but I had forgotten about that movie until now.
Anyone who says ‘Sugar T__’ should have their mouth washed out with soap, the appropriate punishment for pigs.
entagor on September 5, 2006 at 1:38 AM
Jeez. Was Cecil B. DeMille attacked so much by the Egyptians when he made his little Jewish movie?
Perchant on September 5, 2006 at 9:37 AM
Moveon.org full of anti-Semitic slurs about Joe Lieberman
Entelechy on September 5, 2006 at 11:16 AM
I haven’t seen the first HH, but if it’s anything as funny as the old “Sledge Hammer” tv show, I’m there.
Jews can make jokes about Jews. Mel Brooks, anyone? And as a Christian, I can take some jokes about Christians-I’m not thin skinned. But I wouldn’t watch a movie mocking Jews from anyone else, even if they aren’t as bad as that one out of Turkey that starred a few ‘Name’ American actors. It’s just not the same thing as ‘Jew on Jew’ humor.
Doug on September 5, 2006 at 2:15 PM
From my font of useless information: sugar tit also refers to a wet rag that is dipped in sugar/honey and given to a baby to suck on.
Sorta takes the fun out of it….
honora on September 5, 2006 at 4:57 PM
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