Exactly one year ago today, September 5, 2005, I wrote this post to begin the adventure known as Thespis Journal. The mainstream medis outlets were in various stages of hystronics over Hurricane Katrina. The coverage of the aftermath of Katrina was a…..

The lady from the Rocky Mountain News needs to take over the NY Times.

In his latest “Citizen Journalist” video blog for Hot Air Jeff Goldstein asked Linda Seebach of The Rocky Mountain News her thoughts on this piece by Jeff Jarvis from last September. It was written at the height of what we……

At Hot Air. Don’t miss it–it’s about bloggers and the ‘citizen journalist report’.

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I like impromtu. Vent seems to capitalize on that. No Michelle (tear) but still a good party makes up for it.

In this week’s Citzen Journalist Report, we find Jeff Goldstein at the Rocky Mountain Blogger Bash. The drinks are flowing. Enjoy. WATCH THE VIDEO HERE…

Jeff Goldstein is hilarious, and adorable, in his video Citizen Journalist Report at Hot Air…….

Are you referring to me? This was a Colorado event. I live in New York.

Allahpundit on September 1, 2006 at 6:41 PM

Well, you could’ve just videoed your appearance. After all, video is the future of New Media. ;-P

I’ve heard of drunk-blogging. But I’d never seen them combined so artfully before. I’M A CITIZEN JOURNALIST, AND I WANT PUSSY PIE!……

It’s good to see such an intelligent dude, Jeff G, be so self-deprecating and funny.

Some on this board are too high strung. Let’s be thankful that we can have this much fun, and also discuss life and death matters.

Happy Labor Day weekend to all and thanks for the opportunity to be e-acquaintances, from all stripes.

Yeah, that’s me in the new Citizen Journalist Report, from the mind of Jeff Goldstein. I should probably add that the drink count attached to me was … well… optimistic…….

Fresh from her shower, a wife stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that she thinks her breasts are too small. Instead of automatically telling her it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:

“Honey, if you want your breasts to grow bigger, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.” She lookes at him quizically and he adds, “Trust me, it works.”

Willing to give it a try, she fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. “How long will this take?” she asks.

“They will grow larger over a period of years,” he replies.

The wife stops rubbing the toilet paper between her breasts.

“Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?”

Without missing a beat, the husband replied, “Worked for your backside didn’t it?”

The man’s still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, he may yet even walk again.

Just one of many great moments from Jeff Goldstein’s new CJR on, ummm, boozing blogging…….

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE.”

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.

I just wish I’d been there to share the experience : )

I like what Jeff and Dorkafork are doing. Sure, there are some rough edges, but I think they’ll grow into their roles as humorous agitators and analysts. I look forward to seeing what they do next.

Ever want to see a drunk Jeff Goldstein? It’s not a pretty sight…….