Comments on: FauxWhoa-tography: Outrageous photo of Beirut rubble

By: Redhead Infidel

Redhead Infidel — Thu, 31 Aug 2006 16:25:45 +0000

Since I'm so disgusted by the pocky fwenchman, I'll stop complaining and be part of the solution. Here, for us red-blooded American babes, are some more Real American Males. (Ignore the gross lib photos at the top, just scroll dowwwwnnn). :)

By: Redhead Infidel

Redhead Infidel — Thu, 31 Aug 2006 16:13:29 +0000

Allah – I’m appalled. Skinny, stinky fwenchmen in tiny banana-sling Speedos, no less? What the hell’s wrong with you, man?! Are you even American? Gawd. Thank g-d Michelle came to your rescue or I was gonna have to wash my eyeballs!

By: Dread Pirate Roberts VI

Dread Pirate Roberts VI — Thu, 31 Aug 2006 13:38:56 +0000

Here you go austinnelly: Jesse Jackson Photo Caption from FARK.com

“Jesse Jackson, well on his way to becoming the ruler of the imaginary world where his opinion matters, pauses from bringing peace to the Middle East to solve the problems of striking teachers in Gary, IN”

By: Mark Jaquith

Mark Jaquith — Thu, 31 Aug 2006 05:08:00 +0000

New tactic for the “war on terrorism”:

Flood conservative Muslim countries with babes like that. Jihad vs. Gawking — no contest.

By: austinnelly

austinnelly — Thu, 31 Aug 2006 04:21:59 +0000

Argh, I almost forgot what that first picture originally reminded me of. Anyone remember Salma Hayek’s first appearance in Desparado? She’s walking down the street in her town; all the dirty old men are staring at her; two cars actually collide because they were watching her. Something about the way the guy in the back is watching her over the wrecked car made me think of that scene. Silly I know..my neural pathways are overgrown with brambles; thoughts get snagged and turn up in the oddest places.

By: austinnelly

austinnelly — Thu, 31 Aug 2006 04:17:52 +0000

Hey, can we do a caption contest on the Jackson photo? How about ‘This is what happens to people who don’t give to Rainbow Push.’ Cheap shot, I know. But why is he over there? Photo ops, make a few anti-semitic remarks… ‘the juwes are the ones who won’t be blamed for nothing (sic) ‘ eh Rev?

By: JM Hanes

JM Hanes — Thu, 31 Aug 2006 03:42:56 +0000

Just in case anyone was wondering why Michelle’s the boss!

By: Pablo

Pablo — Thu, 31 Aug 2006 02:30:53 +0000

Verdict: Legit.

I’m not convinced. I think we’re gonna need a couple more threads to sort this out. Has anyone found the Hi Res version, yet? Do we have a hair stylist or maybe a mammogram tech in the house?

By: gary

gary — Thu, 31 Aug 2006 00:36:15 +0000

Now we know why the Reverend Jackson made a quest to Lebanon.

By: austinnelly

austinnelly — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 22:36:10 +0000

On the first picture…schwing! What’s with all the hate? Stomach fat over her jeans? She’s showing her belly like half of the rest of the free world. How about a sigh of relief she’s not getting her a** kicked by some Islamo-fascist primitive for showing what she’s showing? Gee whiz. Lighten up. On the second, how long until we have another UN peacekeeper underage sex scandal? How long before Pepe Lepuke goes looking for a middle school to liberate? Yes, I’m that cynical. As to Katie Cartman, I don’t believe for a minute that she wasn’t the one who ordered the lard shaving off that picture. Why don’t you ladies beat up on her a bit?

By: Jaibones

Jaibones — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 22:02:33 +0000

Michelle, go girl!

By: StephC

StephC — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 21:56:07 +0000

Thank you, Michelle. That is MUCH better!!

By: Locomotive Breath 1901

Locomotive Breath 1901 — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 21:32:11 +0000

Stopping clocks and other improbables…

Stopping clocks and other improbables

Like traffic. Or war. The folks at HotAir have given us our new ambassador of peace in the MidEast. (no puns!)…

By: RightWinged

RightWinged — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 21:28:27 +0000

lol, Couric on the photoshop:

“I liked the first picture better because there’s more of me to love.”

By: Agent Bedhead » And Now Presenting The Perfect Man

Agent Bedhead » And Now Presenting The Perfect Man — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 20:43:34 +0000

[...] To counteract Phineas G.’s claim of the perfect woman, I am compelled to post an image of the perfect man, who unlike Jessica Simpson, comes on recommendation: [...]

By: Anwyn

Anwyn — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 20:41:18 +0000

Michelle to the rescue. French Foreign Legion? Lame, Allah.

Lauraw: I am never going back to tapered jeans, I do not care if the 80s come back every year from now on. :)

By: Rustyw

Rustyw — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 20:34:12 +0000

So that is what a vehicle hit by a missile is supposed to look like.

More trampolines Michelle, more trampolines.

By: tickleddragon

tickleddragon — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 20:04:24 +0000

Thanks, Michelle for your contribution. French Foreign Legion, not so much. NYFD…Yes!

By: tickleddragon

tickleddragon — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 20:03:05 +0000

Hey, Drifter, my comment was a joke. Look it up, Sport. Geez, bitter much?

I don’t watch tv news, and I know plenty about Muslim culture.

By: World B. Free

World B. Free — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 19:56:26 +0000

not to mention that she has stomach fat seeping over the top of the jeans.

Ah yes, the muffin top. Arguably the worst fashion trend in recent memory….

By: mikeyboss

mikeyboss — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 19:49:13 +0000

Allah, she’s not your type. I thought you liked liberal redheads (KP, AMC).

By: JammieWearingFool

JammieWearingFool — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 19:47:33 +0000

I don’t see her talking on a cellphone. Something isn’t right.

By: lauraw

lauraw — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 19:43:36 +0000

They’re running away.

I knew you’d say that.

By: Old War Dogs

Old War Dogs — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 19:25:16 +0000

Bill’s 2006.08.30 Short Shorts — An experiment (Updated throughout the day, bumped occasionally)…

Gonna try something new here. Maybe y’all can give me some feedback in the comments. Historically I’ve written at least 90% of the posts on this blog, mostly short Go read this stuff, trying to keep our readers from not…

By: Pablo

Pablo — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 19:18:47 +0000

Perhaps this is a photojournalistic peace offering. Ok, let’s talk. Bring more pics to the table, ok?