Comments on: TO fined; gets earliest start yet on destroying his third NFL franchise

By: honora

honora — Wed, 30 Aug 2006 14:46:45 +0000

Jerry Jones is an idiot. You see a train coming down the track, you don’t step in front of it. I sometimes feel sorry (well not that sorry..)for some of these athletes–they have some genetic advantage in terms of being able to run or jump or whatever–a skill useless outside of sports–they are identified as children and coddled from that day on. Never develop real life skills, often get taken to the cleaners by unsrupulous managers, hangers-on. You look at this T.O. character and what you see is an oversized spoiled child.

Feel sorry for Parcells and the Cowboy fans having to put up with this garbage.

More importantly:

GO STEELERS!!!

By: Drtuddle

Drtuddle — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 21:49:45 +0000

Just calm down Big Bill new what he was getting and everyone said the same thing about Neon Deon and we won a Super Bowl. YOu know TO won’t pass down a chance to score a touchdown and look up to Jesus while standing in the middle of the Star! Though I think he should ask permission from the fans by putting his hands together and beg before he goes to the star!

By: dalewalt

dalewalt — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 17:51:52 +0000

I can tell you one team that’d never sign T.O. the Steelers. There’s no way in hell that either Cowher OR Mr. Rooney would ever, EVER put up with his ridiculous, egotistic behavior. It’s a shame that Bill Parcells (a coach whom I admire) would have to put up with him (though I think it’s amusing that Jerry Jones has to deal w/him )

By: NTWR

NTWR — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 17:33:13 +0000

Bryan you made my week by using Flat Fatima!!! YEEEESSSSS!

As for Totally Overrated, you know someone’s getting paid too much when a $9,500 fine doesn’t cause a flinch.

Ever since he screwed the Niners (my favorite) I’ve considered him the albatross of the NFL. Hopefully he’ll get waterboy status until he realizes there’s no I in TEAM.

By: gradyman

gradyman — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 15:42:54 +0000

Oh Look, a bunch of Cowboy haters, how shocking. NOT

“I’m going to do what I think is best for the Dallas Cowboys and this organization and my football team, and whatever opinion anyone else has is totally irrelevant to my line of thinking because they don’t have all the facts and I do. So I operate from a position of advantage.” -Bill Parcells

By: Shmo

Shmo — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 14:49:38 +0000

Is TO related to Jessie Owens? He kind of looks like him.
Good thing TO is such a good physical specimen. If he had to make a living with his head he would be on welfare or in jail. It will be fun to see the Tuna snap in a few weeks when he has dad enough.

By: Dread Pirate Roberts VI

Dread Pirate Roberts VI — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 14:43:28 +0000

If they put up with TO’s crap, when he walks out onto the field the Dallas fans should stand up and walk right out of the stadium and hit the “Front Office” where it hurts; right in the concession stand.

By: OBX Pete

OBX Pete — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 14:28:07 +0000

JammieWearingFool:

You know, “Little Danny Snyder” may just sign him up. After all, he just made a deal for that other loser – Tom Cruise.
But we ‘Skins fans don’t need any egomaniacs to ruin out team – there ain’t much there to ruin!!

By: StephC

StephC — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 14:20:33 +0000

Ha ha ha. I have to tell hubby about this, since he is a Cowgirl fan. I laughed so hard when they got TO, I knew it would hit the fan sooner rather than later.

Having been born and raised in Washington my whole life, I am a very loyal Seahawk fan, and will just DIE if TO ever came up here. I shudder to think of it.

By: gary

gary — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 14:05:10 +0000

There will nver be another Tom Landry or Roger Staubach
for Dallas if the public there doesn’t speak up. I’d rather have a team of losers with class than a class of moral losers.

By: DannoJyd

DannoJyd — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 12:54:01 +0000

The hour glass is running out on TO. Parcells won’t take his crap. Only one team left for TO after that ….. the Raidahs.

I hope Da Bears don’t end up with him.

By: JammieWearingFool

JammieWearingFool — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 11:42:48 +0000

As a Giants fan, I can only hope after he decimates the Plowboys, that twit Little Danny Snyder brings him to DC to finish off the Deadskins.

By: Kini

Kini — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 10:07:33 +0000

Couldn’t be as bad as the NBA though, all those felons.

By: Kini

Kini — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 10:05:11 +0000

Million dollar ball players….

Does it get any better than this…

Remember when it was a game and not a business…

Remember when it was fun and not political…

I remember when T-Doh came to Philly, and I’m glad he left…

AND This is why I watch Collage Football. Cause it’s real…

By: Pablo

Pablo — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 09:10:22 +0000

T.Oh., Jeff George, AND Randy Moss! Instead of a tight end in the huddle they’d need a shrink.

Don’t forget Sebastian Janikowski. They could use a warden too.

By: MacStansbury

MacStansbury — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 04:55:16 +0000

And there's this thing.

By: pullingmyhairout

pullingmyhairout — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 03:19:28 +0000

I hate pro football. college is much better. hook’em. :)

By: Labamigo

Labamigo — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 03:04:00 +0000

T.Oh., Jeff George, AND Randy Moss! Instead of a tight end in the huddle they’d need a shrink.

By: Bryan

Bryan — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 02:52:55 +0000

Yeah, the Raidahs. Who just signed Jeff George.

Put TO and Jeff George on the same team? That’s some crazy magic right there.

By: Ian

Ian — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 02:49:01 +0000

Go ‘Skins!

By: fogw

fogw — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 02:44:37 +0000

TO is the Dennis Rodman of professional football. Eventually all the NBA teams became fed up with the on and off court antics of the Worm and his me, me, me mentality.

The hour glass is running out on TO. Parcells won’t take his crap. Only one team left for TO after that ….. the Raidahs.

By: Iowa Voice

Iowa Voice — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 02:30:55 +0000

I’m a big Niners fan….I was never so happy in all my life to see them get rid of a player. I’m glad he went to Dallas, though…I find it ironic that he’d play for the team that he insulted so badly one year by doing a dance on their logo in mid-field. lol

By: Bryan

Bryan — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 02:13:56 +0000

Funny–when TO went to Philly I distinctly remember thinking “If he has to play anywhere, I’m glad it’s there.”

And then we got him.

Don’t you guys want him back?

By: Kid from Brooklyn

Kid from Brooklyn — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 02:07:57 +0000

And thanks for the occasional sports takes.

By: Kid from Brooklyn

Kid from Brooklyn — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 02:06:56 +0000

Over/Under before Tuna starts referring to “the wide receiver” as “she” in pressers: 7 days. I’ll take the under.