Who is this little dorks parents? Did Cindy Sheehan actually have a child that takes after her and who she just never mentioned? What the h*ll is this kid thinking? If I was that kids dad, I don’t care how old he is, I’d have grabbed that little mohawked shrimp by the scruff and repeatedly whacked him in the back of the head marx brothers style saying “Give them the tape! Give it! Now! You little sh*t!” This is the kind of thing good parenting could have prevented.

People blew up a police cruiser and this little run of the mill, cookie -cutter-post-teen-anarchist has it on tape. Does he really think we’re gonna stand for his little games? Go to San Francisco and meet some of these anarchist types. I’m surprised that little sh*t panhandled enough money on Haight street to afford a video camera in the first place, unless he’s one of those trust fund Anarchists. Anyway, having a lot of time between showers probably allowed him to meet all the wrong people in San Francisco, you know, the ones with all the black clothing and balacavas and expressive political patches sewn over purposefully made holes. Just check the cafefully tossed bead-head haircut. Prison has probably provided him with his first shower in months. I mean, that’s how most anarchists in SF smell. Parents take note; You should NEVER allow your children to move to San Francisco. It corrupts.

So his popularity is growing, and all of his vegan friends get to feel like they are in the fight of their lives. True celebrities now. Get on it kids, starts manufacturing the legend of Josh Wolf while the gettin’s good, you might be on TV someday.

The enthusiasm for Josh Wolf in many a smelly Golden Gate Park campsite is now being eclipsed by the leftified enthusiam of Anarchy’s supposed enemies; the rich and propertied of San Francisco. It makes sense though. Most property owning former hippies in San Francisco eventually became wealthy anti-capitalist capitalists. They are the ones who used to have ideas just as dumb as Josh Wolf’s. Only now they take regular baths, collect rent, and have subscriptions to Utne Reader and Mother Jones. They’ve toned it down now, but still have ridiculous political ideas. They like to prove they still have that ole’ hippy spirit from time to time. The Chronicle really likes them because they buy newspapers with articles about oppressed ‘journalists.’

What can we do? Well, its probably only a matter of time until young, white, and privilidged anarchists start over-romanticising their chosen poverty, and start setting off bombs. These are delusional kids, with a hunger for fame, to be respected by their peers, and to be noticed, and to be a part of something deep and intellectual. These kids needs to be mocked by our society for what they are, and crushed by the police if this is the road they choose. That’s a fitting punishment for pushing irresponsible, selfish, anti-American rhetoric. Sorry kid, it’s time to grow up.

Darrin on August 23, 2006 at 7:32 PM