Comments on: Report: Osama had a “paramount desire” for Whitney Houston

By: Patterico’s Pontifications » Whitney and Osama, Sittin’ in a Tree

Thu, 14 Sep 2006 05:57:03 +0000

[...] I got just the guy for you, Whitney. He’s well-to-do, famous, fiercely independent, runs a large organization, and spends a lot of time traveling. I also understand he’s got quite a thing for you. [...]

By: Hot Air » Blog Archive » Back on the market: Whitney files for divorce from Bobby Brown

Thu, 14 Sep 2006 02:17:42 +0000

[...] That’s the bad news. The good news? Osama won’t have to have him killed now. One door closes, another one opens. Cycle of life, my friends. [...]

By: Chris At Home

Chris At Home — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 12:00:22 +0000

Roundup…

Including stuff you probably already know.In a major surprise, Iran turns down nuclear offer and the US doesn’t like it. Neither does [URL=ht ……

By: gary

gary — Tue, 22 Aug 2006 23:17:40 +0000

Forget Whitney…Dolly Parton singing “I Will Always
Love You” as also sung in the play “Best Little Whorehouse in Texas” is still the best rendition and will always be.
Thanks Dolly.

By: Rick

Rick — Tue, 22 Aug 2006 19:36:55 +0000

Does that mean The Bodyguard II, love and jihad, starring OBL, all his bodyguards, Whitney, and small role for Costner (gets killed off at the beginning) will be coming to theaters soon?

By: entagor

entagor — Tue, 22 Aug 2006 17:36:40 +0000

I saw the movie. It starred James Mason and Judy Garland. I can’t remember the part with the guy in a turban, but I think he drowns himself after he gets a close-up of the other two.

By: Catie96706

Catie96706 — Tue, 22 Aug 2006 17:23:16 +0000

Yeah, meeting Bobby Brown was the worst thing that could have happened to Whitney. She used to be beautiful and had a voice to match. She should be on that faces of crack video. If that’s not a drug deterrent, I don’t know what is.

By: Tony737

Tony737 — Tue, 22 Aug 2006 16:40:48 +0000

I think he should give her a call … and take a crack at it!

Very sad what happened to her. She used to sing to our Troops, now she’s wack material for the cave dwelling maniac they’re protecting us from.

By: rain falls on everyone

rain falls on everyone — Tue, 22 Aug 2006 16:08:14 +0000

The Greatest Love of All…

Via Hot Air, via NY Post page six, as Allah says, the greatest gossip item ever.
Boof says bin Laden couldn’t stop talking about his favorite singer and had lofty plans for her. “He said he wanted to give [her] a mansion that he owned in a suburb o…

By: honora

honora — Tue, 22 Aug 2006 13:47:49 +0000

This story is a prime example of what’s wrong with 24 hour “news”.

By: lauraw

lauraw — Tue, 22 Aug 2006 13:42:33 +0000

Wait, wait, WAIT.

‘Color Rule?’
“African women are only good for [sex]…”??

Are you telling me these noble 12th-Century Minutemen are racists?

I’m flibberty-gibbets.

By: Bellicose Muse

Bellicose Muse — Tue, 22 Aug 2006 04:29:04 +0000

You know, this becomes even stranger when you consider that Whitney made a trip to Israel a few years back and hooked up with the Black Hebrew movement, which would make her one of the most hated of all infidels (Jews, for those without a program).

Can someone please create a Photoshop image of Osama and Whitney together, and with Whitney wearing the black hat and those little sideburn/curls that Hasidic Jews have? That would be awesome (Allah, I’m looking at you).

By: shooter

shooter — Tue, 22 Aug 2006 04:06:23 +0000

Maybe a cuz or two look like this half sister does?
“She is one of the 300 half nieces and half nephews of Osama bin Laden.”
The bad news? They are going to out populate us by Friday.

By: infra172

infra172 — Tue, 22 Aug 2006 02:26:36 +0000

Sorry Osama. You get 72 virgins not 72 crack whores.

“Kiss my ass!”
- Whitney Houston

By: sharinlite

sharinlite — Tue, 22 Aug 2006 01:57:58 +0000

For pity’s sake, I thought I read Obama, aka the Senator. All I could think there for a split minute was, wazzz he be thinking?

By: Attila (Pillage Idiot)

Attila (Pillage Idiot) — Tue, 22 Aug 2006 01:44:50 +0000

The new “love that dare not speak its name.”

By: Lehuster

Lehuster — Tue, 22 Aug 2006 01:16:47 +0000

We need to send her on a “support the troops” tour in Afghanistan with minimal personal security. When Osama kidnaps her… he brings upon himself a worse punishment than we could ever inflict upon him, bahahaha!

By: mikeyboss

mikeyboss — Mon, 21 Aug 2006 23:46:41 +0000

“Learning to love jihad, is the Greatest Love of All.”

By: Kid from Brooklyn

Kid from Brooklyn — Mon, 21 Aug 2006 23:44:36 +0000

If Osama insists on getting his forbidden freak on without violating his color code, there are entertainer options out there that are probably more up his, uh, alley, given his recent environs. Look on the bright side. Dr. Zawahiri needs a break.

By: Patton

Patton — Mon, 21 Aug 2006 23:29:17 +0000

Ah, Wikipedia. Caveats out the wazoo on that entry, including the limited number of external references to it. Your link should help some.

Dufour’s mother tongue is French, she also speaks English and Spanish.She don’t speaks Arabic.

Excellent background reference, indifferent value as a fount of knowledge. May it live long and prosper.

By: NTWR

NTWR — Mon, 21 Aug 2006 23:22:18 +0000

Man, what happened to her???

Oh yeah, that’s right-crack.

At least if she was hangin’ with OBL she’d be high on opium and might get some meat on the old bones.

By: JammieWearingFool

JammieWearingFool — Mon, 21 Aug 2006 23:21:23 +0000

My earlier thoughts.

By: JammieWearingFool

JammieWearingFool — Mon, 21 Aug 2006 23:17:24 +0000

I posted this elsewhere today and it was ignored in lieu of August 22 panic.

You know, I haven’t seen either Whitney or Osama lately.

Could they have hooked up?

By: speed647

speed647 — Mon, 21 Aug 2006 23:12:00 +0000

Durka durka horny jihad.

By: Kid from Brooklyn

Kid from Brooklyn — Mon, 21 Aug 2006 23:10:38 +0000

Clearly, Osama hasn't factored the logistics of a relationship with Mrs. "My Prerogative". The CMB doesn't deliver to the tribal cavelands between Pakistan and Afghanistan.