Comments on: Video: Divorce, American style

By: Anwyn

Anwyn — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 07:11:44 +0000

That Darth Vader gag wouldn’t fly at my house. I’d be lucky if my wife didn’t shoot me before she realized it was me. It would be a miracle if she didn’t shoot me after she realized it was me.

I hope I’ve seen the damned flicks enough times that I’d have some presence of mind even upon being awakened out of sound sleep. Presence of mind enough to beat the tar out of whatever idiot I married who thought that’d be a funny idea. Cuz I don’t own a gun.

By: Kid from Brooklyn

Kid from Brooklyn — Tue, 15 Aug 2006 21:13:21 +0000

Dear Allahpundit: Nothing good can ever come out of fakery for fakery's sake. Warm Regards, Salam Daher

By: E L Frederick

E L Frederick — Tue, 15 Aug 2006 21:05:30 +0000

I’m with High Desert Wanderer, my wife not only would of shot me, but reloaded at least once before taking what was left of me to a hospital… by way of an attorney.

By: High Desert Wanderer

High Desert Wanderer — Tue, 15 Aug 2006 20:45:51 +0000

That Darth Vader gag wouldn’t fly at my house. I’d be lucky if my wife didn’t shoot me before she realized it was me. It would be a miracle if she didn’t shoot me after she realized it was me.

By: BillLalor

BillLalor — Tue, 15 Aug 2006 20:02:06 +0000

Wait, staged as in not a real burn, they’re both acting? Doubt it – otherwise that’s an oscar-worthy “my ass is on fire”. (more likely) he staged it to see what happens when his girlfriend’s rear end sits on a grill. Then again his reax seemed genuine too, so I wonder if they were filming for some other purpose (ahem).

By: Wyrd

Wyrd — Tue, 15 Aug 2006 16:58:09 +0000

Well, his wife was hot, I would breath fast too if I were in her bedroom

By: Anwyn

Anwyn — Tue, 15 Aug 2006 16:44:46 +0000

That guy breathed too fast for Vader.

By: 52Ranger

52Ranger — Tue, 15 Aug 2006 15:57:15 +0000

RE: “Divorce” clip. I have to believe there were issues here LONG before “This is the night that you die”…And a whole new set of them after.

Personally, I’d really like to know what she followed that up with the next time numbnuts needed a wake-up call. I’m guessing an alarm clock just wasn’t going to cut it.

By: Jim Treacher

Jim Treacher — Tue, 15 Aug 2006 15:51:09 +0000

That and the bad acting.

By: pjcomix

pjcomix — Tue, 15 Aug 2006 15:32:47 +0000

Totally staged? You mean like a certain dance on a Caribbean island beach (with no music) for the benefit of photographers in the distance to prove hubby and wife were still lovey-dovey even though no one believed it?

By: Allahpundit

Allahpundit — Tue, 15 Aug 2006 14:53:36 +0000

Or “This Was Totally Staged.”

Har. You question whether he ass touching a hot stove for half a second would inspire that reaction?

By: Mallard T. Drake

Mallard T. Drake — Tue, 15 Aug 2006 14:52:04 +0000

He stopped the tape before showing her kicking him in the nuts and beating his geeky little star wars ass to a pulp with his own light saber. Now that would have been worth watching!

By: Jim Treacher

Jim Treacher — Tue, 15 Aug 2006 14:51:38 +0000

The title should be “Man Sets Girlfriend’s Pants On Fire.”

Or “This Was Totally Staged.”

By: labwrs

labwrs — Tue, 15 Aug 2006 14:38:56 +0000

I dont even know where to begin..boys *sigh*
It would have been much better had she been standing there with a frying pan when he chased her around the corner and WHACKED him in the face!