The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman and the seat was being used by her dog.
The weary traveler asked, “Ma’am, please move your dog. I need that seat.” The French woman looked down her nose at the American, sniffed and said, You Americans. Your are such a rude class of people. Can’t you see my little FiFi is using that seat?”
The American walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, “Please, lady. May I sit there?”. I’m very tired.”

The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted “You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant….Imagine!”

The American didn’t say anything else but leaned over, picked up the dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked, railed, and demanded that someone defend her honor and chastise the American.
An English man sitting across the aisle spoke up indignantly “You know,sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, Sir, you’ve thrown the wrong bitch out the window.”

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Like somone said above, ‘why all the shock?” We know France always stabs America and everyone else for that matter, in the back! It would be a real shock if they every kept their word or ever stood with America on any issue!

There. I said it.

Definitely giving me the same funny feeling in my pants as Kirsten Powers does to Allah.

My work here is almost done, however, Allah is yet to be turned out. One caveat, though. She IS, after all, a French journo. So who knows what flies out of that gorgeous piehole. I’d rate her a 97 out of 10 on the KPHF scale.

Is there any off-topic mention of Kirsten “Shut Up, Michelle” Powers that is not absolutely shameless for you people???

Hell, no.

Well, I supose it all depends what the definitions of shameless is.

Dang, she sounded sexy.

Definitely giving me the same funny feeling in my pants as Kirsten Powers does to Allah.

A cannibal went into the butcher shop to buy some brains for dinner. She saw that American and British brains were $4.95 per lb and French brains were $450.00 per lb. She gasped and asked the butcher if the price of the French brains were a misprint.
“No ma’m,” answered the butcher. “That is the correct price.” “Well, why are the French brains so expensive?” exclaimed the cannibal. “Do you know how many French it takes to get a pound of brains?” replied the butcher.

Bag instead of brain would make this one funnier.

Q: Why do zee French have zee onion and zee Arabs has zee oil?
A: Because zee French had zee first pick.

A cannibal went into the butcher shop to buy some brains for dinner. She saw that American and British brains were $4.95 per lb and French brains were $450.00 per lb. She gasped and asked the butcher if the price of the French brains were a misprint.
“No ma’m,” answered the butcher. “That is the correct price.” “Well, why are the French brains so expensive?” exclaimed the cannibal. “Do you know how many French it takes to get a pound of brains?” replied the butcher.

Q: How many generations does it take to learn ingratitude?
A: Trois

Q: Why do the French call their fighter the “Mirage”?
A: Because it’s never seen
Q: Why do French naval ships have glass bottoms?
A: To see all their other ships.
in a combat zone.

Q: What do you call a man who only needs body armor on his back?
A: Jacques Chirac

And one of my personal faves:

A Frenchwoman with a parrot on her shoulder walks into a bar. The barman says “That’s an real ugly bird you’ve there. Where did u get it?”

The parrot says “I got it in France … There’s millions of ‘em there”

Well, as bad as it is having Satanicstan launching limited attacks against Michael Moore and his jihadis, it could get even worse if we sent our U.S. army against his forces, as it could lead to all out civil war, like the one we had in 1861 to 1865. As Michael Moore and his ilk would then turn their weapons on us.

Reckon it’s pretty hard to build up an army capable of taking them out completely when civilians in the country think the same way as Hez.

But do they?

Anyway, it might be a nice analogy if it were remotely plausible that there’s any government on this earth that Michael Moore etc. hate more than our own. Better off suggesting that when we get an appeaser in the White House who’s busy handing us over, lock stock and barrel, to universal health care, global warming, and the global march of jihad, a Michael Moore shadow army will be taking potshots at …. Canada, assuming they’re less socialist than we will be at that point …. and Appeaser in the WH just lets them go at it because at least it keeps the light off him.

Dumb. And cowardly. And “totally unworthy the head of a civilized nation.”

Wussitude! They’re only ‘grande’ in their heads. In the process they march directly toward dhimmitude.

The French are just scared of the Muslim underclass they’ve imported. A situation we could mirror if we continue to import illegal socialist squalor here.

One more quote, (sorry), go ahead and delete them if they violate the posting rules, AP. No hard feelings…

“What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of
Its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?”
–Dennis Miller

And in addition, imagine that this Michael Moore faction was instead of spending all of his time attacking Bush, instead was attacking one of our neighbors. (Satanicstan, let us say)

Well, as bad as it is having Satanicstan launching limited attacks against Michael Moore and his jihadis, it could get even worse if we sent our U.S. army against his forces, as it could lead to all out civil war, like the one we had in 1861 to 1865. As Michael Moore and his ilk would then turn their weapons on us.

Which is what I think is happening right now in Lebanon. As a whole, the Lebanese dislike the Jewish nation of Israel. More so than they dislike Hezbollah. So they don’t want to fight the Lebanese Hezbollah just because the more hated Jews say they should. And they really don’t want a return to the all out civil war they had in the 1980s. So as far as the Lebanese are concerned, this is the best of a bad situation.

Or something like that. It’s probably even more twisted and machavellian than that.

Just my two cents.

“I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French
One behind me.”
–General George S. Patton

“Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
Accordion.”
–Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld

“We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it.”
–Marge Simpson
“As far as I’m concerned, war always means failure.”
–Jacques Chirac, President of France

“As far as France is concerned, you’re right.”
–Rush Limbaugh

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2004/09/05/wuran05.xml&sSheet=/news/2004/09/05/ixworld.html

Ace of Spades: Iran? Training terrorists? Why, it’s almost as if they’re part of — how does one put this? — some kind of axis of iniquity or something. Iniquity? Too Biblical. Something simple. Wrongness, baditude. Something like that.A captured…

Hezbollah has put a hit out on any Lebanese government official that publicly opposes them. I forget which site posted this. Sorry for the non reference.