Comments on: Video: Darth Vader, smartass http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/ The world’s first, full-service conservative Internet broadcast network Mon, 23 Nov 2009 02:54:31 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Hot Air » Blog Archive » Video: “Darth Vader in Love” http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/comment-page-1/#comment-756811 Hot Air » Blog Archive » Video: “Darth Vader in Love” Mon, 29 Oct 2007 20:05:49 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/#comment-756811 [...] funniest Star Wars humor is usually the simplest. This is nothing but a sight gag strung out to eight minutes, but it had me in hysterics, at least [...] [...] funniest Star Wars humor is usually the simplest. This is nothing but a sight gag strung out to eight minutes, but it had me in hysterics, at least [...]

]]> By: On Year Later » Blog Archive » vader is an a-hole http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/comment-page-1/#comment-35369 On Year Later » Blog Archive » vader is an a-hole Tue, 08 Aug 2006 14:47:10 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/#comment-35369 [...] http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass [...] [...] http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass [...]

]]> By: dallas94 http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/comment-page-1/#comment-34991 dallas94 Mon, 07 Aug 2006 15:00:07 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/#comment-34991 KID - saw the one you linked. That is too funny!!!! I cried laughing so hard.... KID – saw the one you linked. That is too funny!!!! I cried laughing so hard….

]]> By: The Bullwinkle Blog » Blog Archive » Last Laughs (Special Reutergate edition) http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/comment-page-1/#comment-34891 The Bullwinkle Blog » Blog Archive » Last Laughs (Special Reutergate edition) Sun, 06 Aug 2006 18:27:20 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/#comment-34891 [...] The People’s Cube directs us to this Ant Bully sneak peek. Wizbang TV has been launched, but they’re going to need to find some better videos instead of reposting good videos already hosted by other sites, such as this awesome video at Planck’s Constant. A Socialite’s Life has this video of a drunk Britney Spears. Why do people get so philosophical when they’re high? Hot Air also hosts this depiction of attitude from Darth Vader. Maybe his attitude is what’s holding him back on his day job. (The second part). Christopher Walken is popular on the internet. Last week I had this SNL skit; this week there’s this one. He’s apparently one of the most popular celebrity impressions to do. My Vast Right Wing Conpiracy has a whole bunch of his stuff. For Curb Your Enthusiasm fans, here’s the discussion of the small penis vs. the… other possibility. Do you speak English? How do you compromise with zombies? I think we’re at an impasse. Well, technically she’s a virgin. [...] [...] The People’s Cube directs us to this Ant Bully sneak peek. Wizbang TV has been launched, but they’re going to need to find some better videos instead of reposting good videos already hosted by other sites, such as this awesome video at Planck’s Constant. A Socialite’s Life has this video of a drunk Britney Spears. Why do people get so philosophical when they’re high? Hot Air also hosts this depiction of attitude from Darth Vader. Maybe his attitude is what’s holding him back on his day job. (The second part). Christopher Walken is popular on the internet. Last week I had this SNL skit; this week there’s this one. He’s apparently one of the most popular celebrity impressions to do. My Vast Right Wing Conpiracy has a whole bunch of his stuff. For Curb Your Enthusiasm fans, here’s the discussion of the small penis vs. the… other possibility. Do you speak English? How do you compromise with zombies? I think we’re at an impasse. Well, technically she’s a virgin. [...]

]]> By: rightlinx.com » Blog Archive » Laugh Links (Special Reutergate Edition) http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/comment-page-1/#comment-34890 rightlinx.com » Blog Archive » Laugh Links (Special Reutergate Edition) Sun, 06 Aug 2006 18:27:02 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/#comment-34890 [...] The People’s Cube directs us to this Ant Bully sneak peek. Wizbang TV has been launched, but they’re going to need to find some better videos instead of reposting good videos already hosted by other sites, such as this awesome video at Planck’s Constant. A Socialite’s Life has this video of a drunk Britney Spears. Why do people get so philosophical when they’re high? Hot Air also hosts this depiction of attitude from Darth Vader. Maybe his attitude is what’s holding him back on his day job. (The second part). Christopher Walken is popular on the internet. Last week I had this SNL skit; this week there’s this one. He’s apparently one of the most popular celebrity impressions to do. My Vast Right Wing Conpiracy has a whole bunch of his stuff. For Curb Your Enthusiasm fans, here’s the discussion of the small penis vs. the… other possibility. Do you speak English? How do you compromise with zombies? I think we’re at an impasse. Well, technically she’s a virgin. [...] [...] The People’s Cube directs us to this Ant Bully sneak peek. Wizbang TV has been launched, but they’re going to need to find some better videos instead of reposting good videos already hosted by other sites, such as this awesome video at Planck’s Constant. A Socialite’s Life has this video of a drunk Britney Spears. Why do people get so philosophical when they’re high? Hot Air also hosts this depiction of attitude from Darth Vader. Maybe his attitude is what’s holding him back on his day job. (The second part). Christopher Walken is popular on the internet. Last week I had this SNL skit; this week there’s this one. He’s apparently one of the most popular celebrity impressions to do. My Vast Right Wing Conpiracy has a whole bunch of his stuff. For Curb Your Enthusiasm fans, here’s the discussion of the small penis vs. the… other possibility. Do you speak English? How do you compromise with zombies? I think we’re at an impasse. Well, technically she’s a virgin. [...]

]]> By: techno_barbarian http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/comment-page-1/#comment-34860 techno_barbarian Sun, 06 Aug 2006 15:10:46 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/#comment-34860 mikeyboss on August 5, 2006 at 7:11 PM Bwahahaahahahaahaa! If you do it right, there will be no question about 'faking'. Easy to fake noises and motions. Harder, if not impossible, to fake physiology. ;o) And that's about as deeply as we should probably delve into that subject. mikeyboss on August 5, 2006 at 7:11 PM

Bwahahaahahahaahaa!

If you do it right, there will be no question about ‘faking’.

Easy to fake noises and motions. Harder, if not impossible, to fake physiology. ;o)

And that’s about as deeply as we should probably delve into that subject.

]]> By: mikeyboss http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/comment-page-1/#comment-34751 mikeyboss Sat, 05 Aug 2006 23:11:32 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/#comment-34751 barbarian, Don't be fooled. They can fake sleep as easily as they fake the other. barbarian,

Don’t be fooled. They can fake sleep as easily as they fake the other.

]]> By: Entelechy http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/comment-page-1/#comment-34735 Entelechy Sat, 05 Aug 2006 19:23:14 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/#comment-34735 How come Mark Leyner and Dr. Billy Goldberg didn't address the issue of "Attractive parents more likely to have daughters"? - we could have finally known... And, a chance to lend a helping hand: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060804/od_nm/masturbate_odd_dc_1 How come Mark Leyner and Dr. Billy Goldberg didn’t address the issue of “Attractive parents more likely to have daughters”? – we could have finally known…

And, a chance to lend a helping hand:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060804/od_nm/masturbate_odd_dc_1

]]> By: techno_barbarian http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/comment-page-1/#comment-34714 techno_barbarian Sat, 05 Aug 2006 14:17:08 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/#comment-34714 <blockquote>THeDRiFTeR on August 4, 2006 at 3:22 PM My problem is insomnia. Guess that speaks volumes about my romantic life. I’ll have to get with my wife to discuss these findings and, with any luck, find our own solutions.</blockquote> Not being snarky. Not being rude. Honestly trying to help. I agree with Tony737 on August 4, 2006 at 4:58 PM. It has been my experience that if you want domestic tranquility, better quality sleep, and a wife that will happily chase you down for the rest of your life, learn how to touch her and listen to her. And be willing to love her enough to not get in any kind of hurry. Treat it as the most fun kind of R&D project. I can not overstate the multitude of benifits to relationships that result from this simple expression of affection. If she's wise, she'll even help you out with the R&D. ;o) If you do it right, she falls asleep before you do. Nothing is more beautiful, IMHO, than the site of a peacefully sleeping well-satisfied woman.

THeDRiFTeR on August 4, 2006 at 3:22 PM
My problem is insomnia. Guess that speaks volumes about my romantic life. I’ll have to get with my wife to discuss these findings and, with any luck, find our own solutions.

Not being snarky. Not being rude. Honestly trying to help.

I agree with Tony737 on August 4, 2006 at 4:58 PM.

It has been my experience that if you want domestic tranquility, better quality sleep, and a wife that will happily chase you down for the rest of your life, learn how to touch her and listen to her. And be willing to love her enough to not get in any kind of hurry.

Treat it as the most fun kind of R&D project. I can not overstate the multitude of benifits to relationships that result from this simple expression of affection.

If she’s wise, she’ll even help you out with the R&D. ;o) If you do it right, she falls asleep before you do.

Nothing is more beautiful, IMHO, than the site of a peacefully sleeping well-satisfied woman.

]]> By: Conservative Blog Therapy http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/comment-page-1/#comment-34698 Conservative Blog Therapy Sat, 05 Aug 2006 05:33:41 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/#comment-34698 <strong>Vader Comedy......</strong> ... Vader Comedy……

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]]> By: mikeyboss http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/comment-page-1/#comment-34685 mikeyboss Sat, 05 Aug 2006 02:50:45 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/#comment-34685 Speed, You have to understand Leyner, and take nothing he says seriously. Except maybe this, "As a writer, the notion of being paid to masturbate does not strike me as strange in the least." Listening, Allah? ;o) Speed,

You have to understand Leyner, and take nothing he says seriously.

Except maybe this, “As a writer, the notion of being paid to masturbate does not strike me as strange in the least.”

Listening, Allah? ;o)

]]> By: speed647 http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/comment-page-1/#comment-34684 speed647 Sat, 05 Aug 2006 02:34:26 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/#comment-34684 <blockquote>Why do men fall asleep after sex?</blockquote> Because of selfish attitudes like this moron: <blockquote>People have no idea how much work it is for a man to produce an ejaculation.</blockquote> Boo-Freaking-Hoo! It took so much work, a whole 30 seconds, for me to ejaculate! I'm gonna fall asleep now! What's that honey? You want more? OK, well next time I'll..... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Why do men fall asleep after sex?

Because of selfish attitudes like this moron:

People have no idea how much work it is for a man to produce an ejaculation.

Boo-Freaking-Hoo! It took so much work, a whole 30 seconds, for me to ejaculate! I’m gonna fall asleep now!

What’s that honey? You want more? OK, well next time I’ll….. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

]]> By: Anwyn http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/comment-page-1/#comment-34682 Anwyn Sat, 05 Aug 2006 02:21:03 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/#comment-34682 Is it just me or did they use footage of two different Imperial officers in that? Is it just me or did they use footage of two different Imperial officers in that?

]]> By: coondawg http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/comment-page-1/#comment-34678 coondawg Sat, 05 Aug 2006 01:56:35 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/#comment-34678 Is the drunk blogging experiment going on day 2? Is the drunk blogging experiment going on day 2?

]]> By: Dave Shay http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/comment-page-1/#comment-34664 Dave Shay Sat, 05 Aug 2006 00:13:51 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/#comment-34664 Priceless! Priceless!

]]> By: marianpaul http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/comment-page-1/#comment-34662 marianpaul Fri, 04 Aug 2006 23:53:31 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/#comment-34662 I saw this last night and I laughed so hard I was near to tears. I saw this last night and I laughed so hard I was near to tears.

]]> By: labwrs http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/comment-page-1/#comment-34658 labwrs Fri, 04 Aug 2006 23:29:07 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/#comment-34658 Boys will be boys especially on hot Friday afternoons Darth Vader and sex..the male mind is a mysterious thing! *LOL* Boys will be boys especially on hot Friday afternoons Darth Vader and sex..the male mind is a mysterious thing! *LOL*

]]> By: DannoJyd http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/comment-page-1/#comment-34656 DannoJyd Fri, 04 Aug 2006 23:04:21 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/#comment-34656 Who stole the video? Was there a video? Who stole the video? Was there a video?

]]> By: mikeyboss http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/comment-page-1/#comment-34655 mikeyboss Fri, 04 Aug 2006 23:03:21 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/#comment-34655 Drifter, If you really are suffering from insomnia, you have my sympathy. It sucks. I will say a prayer for you. I also suggest you talk to your doc, if you haven't already. Drifter,

If you really are suffering from insomnia, you have my sympathy. It sucks. I will say a prayer for you. I also suggest you talk to your doc, if you haven’t already.

]]> By: The Ugly American http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/comment-page-1/#comment-34647 The Ugly American Fri, 04 Aug 2006 22:19:39 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/#comment-34647 <i>...And it seems like women don’t...</i> I beg to differ.......*snore*.... …And it seems like women don’t…

I beg to differ…….*snore*….

]]> By: The Ugly American http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/comment-page-1/#comment-34646 The Ugly American Fri, 04 Aug 2006 22:17:36 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/#comment-34646 I heart YouTube long time. I heart YouTube long time.

]]> By: B Moe http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/comment-page-1/#comment-34644 B Moe Fri, 04 Aug 2006 22:14:39 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/#comment-34644 <em>Why do men fall asleep after sex?</em> What else would you do? Why do men fall asleep after sex?

What else would you do?

]]> By: Kevin M http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/comment-page-1/#comment-34626 Kevin M Fri, 04 Aug 2006 21:04:42 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/#comment-34626 So, are we allowed to say, "Not my fault honey, it's the hormones"? If so, this is a great day for mankind. So, are we allowed to say, “Not my fault honey, it’s the hormones”? If so, this is a great day for mankind.

]]> By: Kid from Brooklyn http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/comment-page-1/#comment-34625 Kid from Brooklyn Fri, 04 Aug 2006 21:03:25 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/#comment-34625 I like <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0rwG39Jzk" rel="nofollow">this</a> Vader link better, though. I like this Vader link better, though.

]]> By: Tony737 http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/comment-page-1/#comment-34624 Tony737 Fri, 04 Aug 2006 20:58:50 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/04/video-darth-vader-smartass/#comment-34624 Men orgasm more than women? Only if the man doesn't know what he's doin'. Women have multiple orgasms if the man she's with knows how to use the equipment the Good Lord gave him. If this article is true then there must be a whole lotta unhappy women out there. Mrs. 737 is not one of them (smile). Men orgasm more than women? Only if the man doesn’t know what he’s doin’. Women have multiple orgasms if the man she’s with knows how to use the equipment the Good Lord gave him. If this article is true then there must be a whole lotta unhappy women out there. Mrs. 737 is not one of them (smile).

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