Cavemen with business cards
posted at 1:39 am on August 4, 2006 by Allahpundit
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One of Mark Steyn’s hobbyhorses about Islamic fascism is how it uses postmodern technology and media savvy to advance a stone-age worldview.
If you needed to distill that paradox down to a single image, you could do a lot worse than this.
It’s loaded with comic potential, too. Not as much as Tony Blair getting shot in the head, perhaps, but imagine what Kubrick and Terry Southern could have done with the idea of a terrorist P.R. department.
Well, actually, Kubrick and Southern would be satirizing our side, not theirs. Trey Parker and Matt Stone, then.
Sooner or later.
I’ll help them along by giving them the punchline: terrorists don’t need P.R. departments.
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Would it be okay to call them “ragheads”? Perhaps it would give their PR guys something to do.
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GT on August 4, 2006 at 2:35 AM
Incomprehensible. PR for terror, just when you think you have heard it all.
labwrs on August 4, 2006 at 6:46 AM
I wonder if they have headhunters.
Pablo on August 4, 2006 at 8:12 AM
Oh, and you realize that you’ve now posted private information on your blog which was intended solely for distribution to media professionals with a valid interest in Lebanon based terror. Now you’ve endangered Mr. Naboulsi and his family. If Hezbollah gets flooded with wingnut death threats, it’s all your fault. If he throws himself off a building, that goes double.
Nice going, brownshirt.
/leftosphere pre-emption
Pablo on August 4, 2006 at 8:25 AM
I used to always joke with my buddies about a corporation called Jihad Inc. Talk about Deja Vu. I wonder if they are accepting applications and if so if some of the liberal moonbats will apply for the job. They already seem to be working in their interests anyways. At least this way, they will be on the payroll.
Scorched_Earth on August 4, 2006 at 9:20 AM
Do the headchoppers have cards?
“Anatomical Separation Representative”
speed647 on August 4, 2006 at 9:46 AM
I’d like to suggest that no-one visit the website listed on those cards, unless they are comfortable being listed on a terror contact list.
Doug on August 4, 2006 at 10:13 AM
But you can email them…
terror R us, watch for the IPO.
shooter on August 4, 2006 at 10:44 AM
No headquarter address? I guess we could mail them c/o Iranian Diaperheads…
DannoJyd on August 4, 2006 at 11:42 AM
I would love to see this guys Roledex?
dallas94 on August 4, 2006 at 1:59 PM
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