Comments on: Ahmadinejad: Israel’s destruction is the solution http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/03/ahmadinejad-israels-destruction-is-the-solution/ The world’s first, full-service conservative Internet broadcast network Thu, 26 Nov 2009 11:32:10 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Doug http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/03/ahmadinejad-israels-destruction-is-the-solution/comment-page-1/#comment-34493 Doug Fri, 04 Aug 2006 05:52:13 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/03/ahmadinejad-israels-destruction-is-the-solution/#comment-34493 Who else here thinks Ahmadinejad has a poster of Howard Dean tacked to the ceiling above his bed? Show of hands? Who else here thinks Ahmadinejad has a poster of Howard Dean tacked to the ceiling above his bed? Show of hands?

]]> By: Ahmadinejad Calls For Destruction Of Israel at 4thelittleguy.com http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/03/ahmadinejad-israels-destruction-is-the-solution/comment-page-1/#comment-34459 Ahmadinejad Calls For Destruction Of Israel at 4thelittleguy.com Fri, 04 Aug 2006 02:46:10 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/03/ahmadinejad-israels-destruction-is-the-solution/#comment-34459 [...] Hot Air (and here) [...] [...] Hot Air (and here) [...]

]]> By: ScottG http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/03/ahmadinejad-israels-destruction-is-the-solution/comment-page-1/#comment-34417 ScottG Thu, 03 Aug 2006 22:47:30 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/03/ahmadinejad-israels-destruction-is-the-solution/#comment-34417 Come on now! He only means an <em>internal</em> destruction of Israel. Like jihad.... Come on now! He only means an internal destruction of Israel. Like jihad….

]]> By: F. Rottles http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/03/ahmadinejad-israels-destruction-is-the-solution/comment-page-1/#comment-34384 F. Rottles Thu, 03 Aug 2006 20:26:13 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/03/ahmadinejad-israels-destruction-is-the-solution/#comment-34384 Here is a scene based on the script of Monty Python's "Holy Grail" in which the Knights encountered a rabbit with an attitude. [With apologies to Monty Python, of course.] * * * * * <strong>THAT'S NO ORDINARY RABBIT</strong> Casting Credits: Emile, <em>as the Lebanonese Pres</em>. Mahmoud, <em>as the Iranian Pres</em>. Nasrallah, <em>as the Hezbollah boss</em>. Bashar, <em>as the Syrian Pres</em>. Hizbully, <em>as a Hezbollah fighter</em>. Larijani, <em>as the Iranian fixer</em>. Annan, <em>as the tourist</em>. * * * * * [In the faint light of early dawn, a small armed band of Islamisters stumble up a windswept hillside.] EMILE: Behold the Land of The Joooooooos! MAHMOUD: Right! Keep me covered. BASHAR: What with? MAHMOUD: With-- just keep me covered. EMILE: Too late! [dramatic chord] MAHMOUD: What? EMILE: There he is! [They all turn and see a large white Rabbit lollop a few yards from the edge of a grassy grove. Accompanied by terrifying chord and jarring metallic monster noise.] MAHMOUD: Where? EMILE: There! MAHMOUD: What, behind the rabbit? EMILE: It is the rabbit! MAHMOUD: You silly sod! EMILE: What? MAHMOUD: You got us all worked up! EMILE: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. MAHMOUD: Ohhh. EMILE: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. NASRALLAH: You tit! I soiled my robe I was so scared! EMILE: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide; it's a killer! BASHAR: Get stuffed! EMILE: He'll do you up a treat mate! BASHAR: Oh, yeah? NASRALLAH: You mangy northern git! EMILE: I'm warning you! NASRALLAH: What's he do, nibble your bum? EMILE: He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones! MAHMOUD: Go on, Hizbully. Chop his head off! HIZBULLY: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up! Allah Akbar! EMILE: Look! [squeak] [As Emile points they all spin round to see the Rabbit leap at Hizbully's throat with an appalling scream. From a distance of about twenty feet there is a tin opening noise, a cry from Hizbully.] HIZBULLY: Aaaugh! [dramatic chord] [clunk] [A quick CLOSE-UP of a savage Rabbit biting through tin and Hizbully's head flies off. The Rabbit leaps back to the edge of a grassy grove and sits there looking in the Islamisters direction and growling menacingly.] MAHMOUD: #@! *&@#! ^#%!!& EMILE: I warned you! NASRALLAH: I done it again! EMILE: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them-- MAHMOUD: Oh, shut up! EMILE: [Quietly] Do they listen to me? MAHMOUD: Right! EMILE: Oh, no... It's always the same ... if I've said it once ... ISLAMISTERS: Charge! Allah Akbar! [They all charge with guns drawn down the hillside towards the Rabbit.] [squeak squeak squeak] [A tremendous twenty second fight with Peckinpahish shots and borrowing heavily also on the Kung Fu and karate-type films ensues, in which some four Islamisters are comprehensively killed.] ISLAMISTERS: Aaaaugh!, Aaaugh!, etc. MAHMOUD: Run away! Run away! ISLAMISTERS: Run away! Run away!... [They run back up the hillside and hide, regrouping behind some rocks. Emile, some way away, is pointing at them and laughing derisively.] EMILE: Ha ha ha ha! Ha haw haw! Ha! Ha ha! MAHMOUD: Right. How many did we lose? ANNAN: Adib al-Shishakli was behind those two old martyred women. BASHAR: And Abdul Rahman deployed amongst that group of martyred schoolchildren. MAHMOUD: And Hizbully. That's twenty-five. BASHAR: Three, sir. MAHMOUD: Three. Three. And we'd better not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite. NASRALLAH: Would it help to confuse it if we run away more? MAHMOUD: Oh, shut up and go and change your burka. [Nasrallah leaves, walking strangely.] BASHAR: Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will make a mistake. MAHMOUD: Like what? BASHAR: Well... ooh. [Bashar cannot find a suitable answer to this. Much mute embarassment ensues.] LARIJANI: Have we got more Cumberbund-Bombs? [The Islamisters look at each other. Each patting his jacket or vest and eyeing the others warily.] MAHMOUD: No? Anybody? Err, No. [Clears his throat] Right. [Puzzled silence. Shuffling of feet.] LARIJANI: We have the Holy Rocket Launcher. MAHMOUD: Yes, of course! The Holy Rocket Launcher of Bushehr! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, carries with him! Ayatollah Ali Khamenei! Bring up the Holy Rocket Launcher! BASHAR: Uhm, Mahmoud, is that a laser target thingie on your forehead ... ? MAHMOUD: Runaway! Runa------ * * * THE NARRATOR interrupts: The Story of the Film So Far ... Osama and Saddam are metropolitan terrorist masterminds with a difference. Osama likes nothing more than slipping into little cocktail frocks, while Zawahri bouffants his hair for a night on duty. Still, as the art immace, no one gives their last names etc. etc. etc. This they now do. [END] * * * * * See: <a href="http://www.intriguing.com/mp/holygrail.asp#scripts" rel="nofollow">http://www.intriguing.com/mp/holygrail.asp#scripts">Monty Python's Completely Useless Website</a> Here is a scene based on the script of Monty Python’s “Holy Grail” in which the Knights encountered a rabbit with an attitude.

[With apologies to Monty Python, of course.]

* * * * *

THAT’S NO ORDINARY RABBIT

Casting Credits:

Emile, as the Lebanonese Pres.
Mahmoud, as the Iranian Pres.
Nasrallah, as the Hezbollah boss.
Bashar, as the Syrian Pres.
Hizbully, as a Hezbollah fighter.
Larijani, as the Iranian fixer.
Annan, as the tourist.

* * * * *

[In the faint light of early dawn, a small armed band of Islamisters stumble up a windswept hillside.]

EMILE: Behold the Land of The Joooooooos!

MAHMOUD: Right! Keep me covered.

BASHAR: What with?

MAHMOUD: With– just keep me covered.

EMILE: Too late!

[dramatic chord]

MAHMOUD: What?

EMILE: There he is!

[They all turn and see a large white Rabbit lollop a few yards from the edge of a grassy grove. Accompanied by terrifying chord and jarring metallic monster noise.]

MAHMOUD: Where?

EMILE: There!

MAHMOUD: What, behind the rabbit?

EMILE: It is the rabbit!

MAHMOUD: You silly sod!

EMILE: What?

MAHMOUD: You got us all worked up!

EMILE: Well, that’s no ordinary rabbit.

MAHMOUD: Ohhh.

EMILE: That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.

NASRALLAH: You tit! I soiled my robe I was so scared!

EMILE: Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide; it’s a killer!

BASHAR: Get stuffed!

EMILE: He’ll do you up a treat mate!

BASHAR: Oh, yeah?

NASRALLAH: You mangy northern git!

EMILE: I’m warning you!

NASRALLAH: What’s he do, nibble your bum?

EMILE: He’s got huge, sharp– eh– he can leap about– look at the bones!

MAHMOUD: Go on, Hizbully. Chop his head off!

HIZBULLY: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin’ right up! Allah Akbar!

EMILE: Look!

[squeak]

[As Emile points they all spin round to see the Rabbit leap at Hizbully's throat with an appalling scream. From a distance of about twenty feet there is a tin opening noise, a cry from Hizbully.]

HIZBULLY: Aaaugh!

[dramatic chord]

[clunk]

[A quick CLOSE-UP of a savage Rabbit biting through tin and Hizbully's head flies off. The Rabbit leaps back to the edge of a grassy grove and sits there looking in the Islamisters direction and growling menacingly.]

MAHMOUD: #@! *&@#! ^#%!!&

EMILE: I warned you!

NASRALLAH: I done it again!

EMILE: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn’t you? Oh, it’s just a harmless little bunny, isn’t it? Well, it’s always the same. I always tell them–

MAHMOUD: Oh, shut up!

EMILE: [Quietly] Do they listen to me?

MAHMOUD: Right!

EMILE: Oh, no… It’s always the same … if I’ve said it once …

ISLAMISTERS: Charge! Allah Akbar!

[They all charge with guns drawn down the hillside towards the Rabbit.]

[squeak squeak squeak]

[A tremendous twenty second fight with Peckinpahish shots and borrowing heavily also on the Kung Fu and karate-type films ensues, in which some four Islamisters are comprehensively killed.]

ISLAMISTERS: Aaaaugh!, Aaaugh!, etc.

MAHMOUD: Run away! Run away!

ISLAMISTERS: Run away! Run away!…

[They run back up the hillside and hide, regrouping behind some rocks. Emile, some way away, is pointing at them and laughing derisively.]

EMILE: Ha ha ha ha! Ha haw haw! Ha! Ha ha!

MAHMOUD: Right. How many did we lose?

ANNAN: Adib al-Shishakli was behind those two old martyred women.

BASHAR: And Abdul Rahman deployed amongst that group of martyred schoolchildren.

MAHMOUD: And Hizbully. That’s twenty-five.

BASHAR: Three, sir.

MAHMOUD: Three. Three. And we’d better not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit’s dynamite.

NASRALLAH: Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?

MAHMOUD: Oh, shut up and go and change your burka.

[Nasrallah leaves, walking strangely.]

BASHAR: Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will make a mistake.

MAHMOUD: Like what?

BASHAR: Well… ooh.

[Bashar cannot find a suitable answer to this. Much mute embarassment ensues.]

LARIJANI: Have we got more Cumberbund-Bombs?

[The Islamisters look at each other. Each patting his jacket or vest and eyeing the others warily.]

MAHMOUD: No? Anybody? Err, No. [Clears his throat] Right.

[Puzzled silence. Shuffling of feet.]

LARIJANI: We have the Holy Rocket Launcher.

MAHMOUD: Yes, of course! The Holy Rocket Launcher of Bushehr! ‘Tis one of the sacred relics Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, carries with him! Ayatollah Ali Khamenei! Bring up the Holy Rocket Launcher!

BASHAR: Uhm, Mahmoud, is that a laser target thingie on your forehead … ?

MAHMOUD: Runaway! Runa——

* * *

THE NARRATOR interrupts: The Story of the Film So Far …

Osama and Saddam are metropolitan terrorist masterminds with a difference. Osama likes nothing more than slipping into little cocktail frocks, while Zawahri bouffants his hair for a night on duty. Still, as the art immace, no one gives their last names etc. etc. etc.

This they now do.

[END]

* * * * *

See:

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/holygrail.asp#scripts“>Monty Python’s Completely Useless Website

]]> By: Doug http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/03/ahmadinejad-israels-destruction-is-the-solution/comment-page-1/#comment-34355 Doug Thu, 03 Aug 2006 18:21:46 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/03/ahmadinejad-israels-destruction-is-the-solution/#comment-34355 Psycotte-He's a puppet, a mouthpiece for the Mullahs that run Iran. Big or little, when someone's delusional view of reality bumps up against yours, you have to respond, or you've lost. We had to disabuse Hitler of his delusional belief that there is a superior race-how many millions died through WWII because of that delusion? We cannot simply say to the Muslim: "You have your god, and we have ours." Because the Muslim is not going to leave it at that. They haven't so far. There's a report today out of Iran of a Christian jailed for giving his son a Christian name. The judge in his case says that he will be executed unless he returns to Islam, and rejects Christianity. He will probably die because of Islamic delusions. Stop them now, by any means nessesary. Psycotte-He’s a puppet, a mouthpiece for the Mullahs that run Iran. Big or little, when someone’s delusional view of reality bumps up against yours, you have to respond, or you’ve lost.
We had to disabuse Hitler of his delusional belief that there is a superior race-how many millions died through WWII because of that delusion? We cannot simply say to the Muslim: “You have your god, and we have ours.” Because the Muslim is not going to leave it at that. They haven’t so far. There’s a report today out of Iran of a Christian jailed for giving his son a Christian name. The judge in his case says that he will be executed unless he returns to Islam, and rejects Christianity. He will probably die because of Islamic delusions. Stop them now, by any means nessesary.

]]> By: Wyrd http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/03/ahmadinejad-israels-destruction-is-the-solution/comment-page-1/#comment-34351 Wyrd Thu, 03 Aug 2006 18:11:31 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/03/ahmadinejad-israels-destruction-is-the-solution/#comment-34351 The only time the world will wake up is when it hits the fan, and then it may be too late. I am feeling a bit fatalistic today. Maybe it is time for the big war. End it all and let the survivors kill each other over who is right. The way things stand now, 2/3 of the world can go poof (a'la the top ten stories of the UN building) and no one would notice. The only time the world will wake up is when it hits the fan, and then it may be too late.
I am feeling a bit fatalistic today. Maybe it is time for the big war. End it all and let the survivors kill each other over who is right.
The way things stand now, 2/3 of the world can go poof (a’la the top ten stories of the UN building) and no one would notice.

]]> By: Psycotte http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/03/ahmadinejad-israels-destruction-is-the-solution/comment-page-1/#comment-34341 Psycotte Thu, 03 Aug 2006 17:48:18 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/03/ahmadinejad-israels-destruction-is-the-solution/#comment-34341 Why can't anyone see this leader for who he really is? Why can’t anyone see this leader for who he really is?

]]> By: NTWR http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/03/ahmadinejad-israels-destruction-is-the-solution/comment-page-1/#comment-34327 NTWR Thu, 03 Aug 2006 17:19:42 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/03/ahmadinejad-israels-destruction-is-the-solution/#comment-34327 Yeah, this does sound like "The Final Solution" and I think Hitler is back-in a headscarf like Savage said 5 years ago. Enough with the kid gloves handling of this situation. Have we learned nothing from the past??? Yeah, this does sound like “The Final Solution” and I think Hitler is back-in a headscarf like Savage said 5 years ago.

Enough with the kid gloves handling of this situation. Have we learned nothing from the past???

]]> By: entagor http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/03/ahmadinejad-israels-destruction-is-the-solution/comment-page-1/#comment-34319 entagor Thu, 03 Aug 2006 16:45:53 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/03/ahmadinejad-israels-destruction-is-the-solution/#comment-34319 I think the Bush neo-cons know. Who would declare an 'axis of evil' unless they believed it, knowing the MSM and the left. From the time the Axis was declared, the MSM-left has worked overtime to discredit the term. They have created a lexicon that makes it impossible for this Axis to be real. The left is playing the same old hand because it worked in WWII; nonetheless, the public is giving a lot of license to the administration to continue the military solution. I say that because we haven't pulled out of Iraq. The difference between WWII and now, is 911. Weary Brits cheered appeasement because they were ceding other people's countries (no biggie), and they hadn't been bombed yet. People get tired. That is what I fear. If Nazi-rallah or Ahmadkill-a-jew make a bad move our people will be re-energized. Israel is someone else's country. If they drop even a small bomb here, the US gets stoked. I think the Bush neo-cons know. Who would declare an ‘axis of evil’ unless they believed it, knowing the MSM and the left.

From the time the Axis was declared, the MSM-left has worked overtime to discredit the term. They have created a lexicon that makes it impossible for this Axis to be real.

The left is playing the same old hand because it worked in WWII; nonetheless, the public is giving a lot of license to the administration to continue the military solution. I say that because we haven’t pulled out of Iraq.

The difference between WWII and now, is 911. Weary Brits cheered appeasement because they were ceding other people’s countries (no biggie), and they hadn’t been bombed yet.

People get tired. That is what I fear. If Nazi-rallah or Ahmadkill-a-jew make a bad move our people will be re-energized. Israel is someone else’s country. If they drop even a small bomb here, the US gets stoked.

]]> By: Morning Coffee http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/03/ahmadinejad-israels-destruction-is-the-solution/comment-page-1/#comment-34314 Morning Coffee Thu, 03 Aug 2006 16:33:44 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/03/ahmadinejad-israels-destruction-is-the-solution/#comment-34314 <strong>Israel at War 3 August...</strong> The main solution in resolving this conflict is the elimination of the Terrorist regimes of Iran and Syria. ...... Israel at War 3 August…

The main solution in resolving this conflict is the elimination of the Terrorist regimes of Iran and Syria.
……

]]> By: Kralizec http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/03/ahmadinejad-israels-destruction-is-the-solution/comment-page-1/#comment-34313 Kralizec Thu, 03 Aug 2006 16:33:01 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/03/ahmadinejad-israels-destruction-is-the-solution/#comment-34313 <blockquote>They know what they want and what they’re fighting for. Do we?</blockquote>So far, I haven't seen emerge an identity opposite to the <em>jihadi</em>. Are there any counter-<em>mujahideen</em> here?

They know what they want and what they’re fighting for. Do we?

So far, I haven’t seen emerge an identity opposite to the jihadi. Are there any counter-mujahideen here?

]]> By: Assorted Babble by Suzie http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/03/ahmadinejad-israels-destruction-is-the-solution/comment-page-1/#comment-34303 Assorted Babble by Suzie Thu, 03 Aug 2006 16:23:18 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/03/ahmadinejad-israels-destruction-is-the-solution/#comment-34303 <strong>Iran has solutions for Destruction...</strong> Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejah is working overtime. Not only is he spewing daily hate-filled messages, he is organizing and supporting terrorists to take action. To start, Iranian's President has long-range plans and is our biggest threat... Iran has solutions for Destruction…

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejah is working overtime. Not only is he spewing daily hate-filled messages, he is organizing and supporting terrorists to take action. To start, Iranian’s President has long-range plans and is our biggest threat…

]]> By: Rick http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/03/ahmadinejad-israels-destruction-is-the-solution/comment-page-1/#comment-34295 Rick Thu, 03 Aug 2006 15:59:17 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/03/ahmadinejad-israels-destruction-is-the-solution/#comment-34295 Has anybody checked to see if this guy isn't Hitler's illegitimate child? Did Hitler ever spend any time in the Middle East or Asia? Has anybody checked to see if this guy isn’t Hitler’s illegitimate child? Did Hitler ever spend any time in the Middle East or Asia?

]]> By: Watcher http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/03/ahmadinejad-israels-destruction-is-the-solution/comment-page-1/#comment-34290 Watcher Thu, 03 Aug 2006 15:41:08 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/03/ahmadinejad-israels-destruction-is-the-solution/#comment-34290 Yeah, and just imagine the <strong>really</strong> crazy stuff this guy says when he's drunk off his ass. Yeah, and just imagine the really crazy stuff this guy says when he’s drunk off his ass.

]]> By: Savage http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/03/ahmadinejad-israels-destruction-is-the-solution/comment-page-1/#comment-34286 Savage Thu, 03 Aug 2006 15:35:03 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/03/ahmadinejad-israels-destruction-is-the-solution/#comment-34286 I'm betting he said this while sober. I’m betting he said this while sober.

]]> By: DakRoland http://hotair.com/archives/2006/08/03/ahmadinejad-israels-destruction-is-the-solution/comment-page-1/#comment-34285 DakRoland Thu, 03 Aug 2006 15:34:02 +0000 http://hotair.com/archives/the-blog/2006/08/03/ahmadinejad-israels-destruction-is-the-solution/#comment-34285 Nope..unfortunately, no one in positions of power seem to grasp this. It's unreal that this conflict has worked so well against us. What the hell is it going to take to get the world to understand what we're up against!? Nope..unfortunately, no one in positions of power seem to grasp this. It’s unreal that this conflict has worked so well against us. What the hell is it going to take to get the world to understand what we’re up against!?

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