638 ways to kill Castro
posted at 9:05 pm on August 3, 2006 by Allahpundit
One of them involving exploding molluscs.
That’s not that many, really. I bet Val could come up with 700-800 off the top of his head. Much to the consternation of Cuban-American “moderates.”
Coincidentally, there are 638 possible causes of intestinal bleeding.
As a special treat for Val, check out the comments to HuffPo’s thread on this. All that’s missing is a photoshop of Cuban dissidents in blackface.
Update: His health’s a “state secret.”
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That might be, but my Cuban friends can only think of one. Say hello…to my lil’ friend!
Que Viva Cuba Libre!!!!
Kid from Brooklyn on August 3, 2006 at 10:18 PM
Kid,
My Cuban friends are fond of another: they want to drown him in the bay with their own hands and let the sharks eat his fat, filthy carcass.
But I’m sure Jimmy and Pedro would settle for introducing him to their li’l friend…
Jaibones on August 3, 2006 at 11:10 PM
How long can his Energizer last? Sheesh.
raz0r on August 3, 2006 at 11:46 PM
Lord only knows, this bastard really has something from the devil to keep going this far
Defector01 on August 4, 2006 at 12:22 AM
See Peggy Noonan called him a “monster” yesterday and the world “evil” is being tossed around by conservatives. Excellent. Don’t debate the merits of communism. Make the left defend Castro’s atrocities. The last thing we want is to give liberals a chance to regurgiate Granma propaganda about health care and education.
Essex on August 4, 2006 at 4:08 AM
It would be great for November 06 elections to have pictures of all the democrat Castro-lovers attending this tyrants state funeral.
gary on August 4, 2006 at 8:21 AM
Let me see…638?
1. Slip out the back, Jack…
2. Make a new plan, Stan…
3. Hop on the bus, Gus…
4. Try the hard sell, Fidel…
5. (Fill in your own, Stone…)
52Ranger on August 4, 2006 at 10:32 AM
I’d like to think it was caused by being sodomized by a horse.
ScottG on August 4, 2006 at 12:36 PM
Plese refer to the link in my previous post.
Kid from Brooklyn on August 4, 2006 at 1:04 PM
Better yet, let me reset my take with a better link.
As far as Fidel is concerned, my Cuban friends can only think of one possible reason for “El Comandante’s” alleged gastrointestinal problems.
Que viva Cuba Libre!!!!!!
Kid from Brooklyn on August 4, 2006 at 1:28 PM
Fidel’s girl joins CNN
Entelechy on August 7, 2006 at 3:43 PM