Bust out

posted at 10:12 am on July 28, 2006 by Bryan

A.D. Calvo, GoodnightFilm.com
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Damn, you folks are good. This was a real eye opener this morning. Wanted to look away, but couldn’t. Reminded me of a movie called ‘The faces of evil’ or something like that. The photo sequence seemed like a bad morph job, but I realize that it is a very real morph. Scary.

wcarr on July 28, 2006 at 10:25 AM

AAAAAHHHHHHHHhhh, my eyes!!!

NRA4Freedom on July 28, 2006 at 10:37 AM

i think i’ve seen it all. i just don’t have anything to say about this.

pullingmyhairout on July 28, 2006 at 10:43 AM

Now I’ll have to spend the next couple of years sleeping with the light on to get over the nightmares.

Thanks Michelle!

Scorched_Earth on July 28, 2006 at 10:46 AM

Edwards says, “…I’ve depicted Hillary Clinton in the traditional manner as befits the head of state – with head held high and face matured with wisdom,” says Edwards, “but with unmistakable ‘sexual power’ as a nod to Sharon Stone…”

http://www.send2press.com/newswire/2006-07-0726-002.shtml

I wonder just exactly who is paying for this guys crap.

NRA4Freedom on July 28, 2006 at 10:49 AM

Ew.

tdau1997 on July 28, 2006 at 10:52 AM

Eeeewwwww!!

StephC on July 28, 2006 at 10:53 AM

Geez, thanks for nothing Michelle. Rarely has my libido taken such a panic stop.

Think the “artist” may just be going for a little shock publicity?

AhoyM8 on July 28, 2006 at 11:02 AM

The perfect cure for those lonely nights in Osama’s cave.

speed647 on July 28, 2006 at 11:02 AM

Edwards needs to vent his studio better – those fumes, man, those fumes. . .

Wander on July 28, 2006 at 11:15 AM

Every morning I have a crappy commute to a crappy crappy job. And yet the HotAir team always brightens my day. Even though this vent was sick and twisted and I feel like I need a shower, I still got quite a chuckle.

Thanks to Michelle and the HotAir team! You guys ROCK!

Speaking of showers, did anyone suggest to that so-called artist that he may want to consider one or two or three?

-Fat Old Guy

Fogpig on July 28, 2006 at 11:23 AM

When that picture came up I just blurted out HOLY CRAP! & yeesh!
I agree, the artist does need to vent his studio better.

Laura02420 on July 28, 2006 at 11:32 AM

No comment.

Rick on July 28, 2006 at 11:51 AM

The artist lost his license 10 yrs ago

Defector01 on July 28, 2006 at 11:58 AM

I’m really glad i didn’t have lunch before seeing this horror . It’ll probably help me lose weight because I’ve lost my appetite and probably won’t eat for days. Please don’t show this again. PLEASE!!!

PAPA BEAR on July 28, 2006 at 12:02 PM

Rewriting her husband’s famous 1992 campaign slogan, “It’s the economy, stupid,” she declared: “It’s the American dream, stupid.”

This is how Mr. & Mrs. Clinton address their constituents, who take it.

Entelechy on July 28, 2006 at 12:06 PM

I cant stop laughing…..the ‘I cant wait’ will be ringing in the ears all day.
VERY funny one guys and gal.

HILARYAS!

shooter on July 28, 2006 at 12:10 PM

Wow, if that isn’t the most effective form of birth control I’ve ever seen, I don’t know what is.

yyyyyyuuuuuuk.

thirteen28 on July 28, 2006 at 12:24 PM

hahahaha! the absolute funniest part is the still of Michelle standing there with that grimace on her face! priceless!!

that monstrosity looks like the gorgon after it saw its own reflection in perseus’s sheild……..

angry_mike on July 28, 2006 at 12:45 PM

Can you take a jackhammer to the face of that thing? It doesnt look lifelife enough. Oh and take about 35 pounds of that chest off.

johnnyU on July 28, 2006 at 12:52 PM

want to bet that this is never used for a campaign brochure…..truly scary….

robo on July 28, 2006 at 12:54 PM

The scariest thing is that this artist actually thought Hilary was sexy and as such created a sculpture of her that was sexy in his eyes

……………………..

Put this guy in a hospital!

Defector01 on July 28, 2006 at 1:01 PM

Are you sure that’s Hillary? To me, the face looks more like Mama Moonbat. Either way, ugh!!!

MattSkosh on July 28, 2006 at 1:43 PM

My instant (

Doug on July 28, 2006 at 1:50 PM

Let me get this straight…

The artist likes Hillary, and THAT’S what he did with her face? He didn’t just catch every wrinkle (a neat trick on a smooth marble surface and a display of talent, you have to admit), it looks like he added a canyon or two. (With the Columbia River running down the center of her neck.)

I can’t speak for his treatment of her figure. That would involve staring at the real thing long enough to get a good comparison.

What I’m truly amazed at is the fact that you folks found so many of the few available photos of Hil that DON’T make her look like a deer in the headlights that’s just been goosed. I swear, the woman needs a warning bell from her security team that goes off ten seconds before someone’s going to take a photo of her. You might say she startles easily.

Last, but not least…Do we really need to go down the road again? With almost 300 million of us in the country, SOMEONE out there has to be able to run for president that ISN’T named Bush or Clinton.

Someone?

anyone…

please?

52Ranger on July 28, 2006 at 2:15 PM

Hmmm. Well, personally, I do not care if that sculptor finds Hillary hot. That is his business. What I want to know is, how does he know what Hillary’s boobs look like if he has never seen her actually topless? Any one out there care to explain this to me?

Furthermore, notice that when some guys have the hots for Hillary, they are considered ladies men, a good catch, sexy, good in bed, “I cannot wait to have you meet my single girlfriends, sister, daughter, etc.”

But when other guys think that Michelle, Laura, Ann, and Monica (Crowley) are hot, we are looked upon as losers, we are told that we like them because we cannot get dates, we can’t get it up (sorry about the crudeness , Michelle), we are boring in bed, we have no taste, we are desparate, “Don’t you dare even THINK about asking my girlfriend, sister, daughter for a date.”, and a host of other insults.

Notice this double standard.

The False Dervish on July 28, 2006 at 2:45 PM

YUK ! ! GROSS !! SICK !! *VOMIT*, Relief.
Thanks Michelle,
Maybe if we had an alarm to warn of danger when the topic is that sick….

alyce on July 28, 2006 at 2:56 PM

I wonder just exactly who is paying for this guys crap.

Probably us.

ScottG on July 28, 2006 at 3:53 PM

AAAAAHHHHHHHHhhh, my eyes!!!

NRA4Freedom on July 28, 2006 at 10:37 AM

Indeed.

Other sentiments that come to mind: Ugh! Eww! Ick!

Lawrence on July 28, 2006 at 4:09 PM

Ok, day is nearing an end. Tell the truth. It’s just like ‘Jump Day’. It’s a joke, right? He got us all. Can’t be serious can it?

wcarr on July 28, 2006 at 4:28 PM

One more thing Michelle. Look at the startup frame. Do you feel kind of tainted appearing essentially on the same stage with the devil? That is the most disturbing part. Hillary & Michelle. It hurts.

wcarr on July 28, 2006 at 4:31 PM

Thanks, Michelle, for keeping us, um, abreast of developments with Mrs. Clinton.

pubscout on July 28, 2006 at 5:23 PM

Are our tax dollars paying for this??

chsw

chsw on July 28, 2006 at 5:50 PM

unflattering pictures of hillary? grow the f*** up, people. remember when george will said in 2000 that the grown-ups would be in charge now? how wrong he was.

sgtjivanelli on July 28, 2006 at 5:50 PM

That thing has Ann Coulter’s neck, doesn’t it?

Pablo on July 28, 2006 at 6:00 PM

Well, at least the complexion and surface temperature are probably accurate. But does it weigh the same as a duck?

Dave Shay on July 28, 2006 at 6:19 PM

unflattering pictures of hillary? grow the f*** up, people. remember when george will said in 2000 that the grown-ups would be in charge now? how wrong he was.

sgtjivanelli on July 28, 2006 at 5:50 PM

Hi BoB! Hee Hee! I mean sgtjuvanelli!!!!

ScottG on July 28, 2006 at 6:42 PM

Okay, I was going out for dinner, but I think I will stay in and just boil my eyeballs…

Oh, and hi BoB. Do us all a favor and drop the sgt, okay. You would not rate a pimple on a good sergeants worst day.

jcon96 on July 28, 2006 at 6:52 PM

I can just imagine my liberal acquaintances going ga-ga over this. EWWWW!

dalewalt on July 28, 2006 at 7:47 PM

Enough too make me want to castrate myself with a rusty butter knife.

Kid from Brooklyn on July 28, 2006 at 8:04 PM

Man, what a missed opportunity. You guys should have put that (admittedly horrible) photo montage of Hillary to music..thinking of a reggae pop song from long ago..how does the chorus go (ahem…mi mi)

I like the way you look at me I love your smile; why don’t you come and stay with me just for a while…give me your love, oohh give me you love..why don’t you come and stay with me give me your love…

Ok, maybe not the best song for it..ok, fine, it’s been stuck in my head all day and I wanted to see if I knew the words…anyway, Hillary montage music…Monster mash? umm…theme from the bodyguard? No..Pour some sugar on me? Ok, nevermind. I’m permanently scarring my minds eye with the images I’m conjuring here…nice vent..have a good weekend all.

austinnelly on July 28, 2006 at 10:20 PM

Hillary and Bill two boobs that belong together!

EricPWJohnson on July 29, 2006 at 2:41 AM

Hey, ya’ll want to see what a “plastinized” Bill Clinton would look like should he donate his body to medical art that would rival Hillary’s bust?

Will you even look that intently in the first place?

Kokonut on July 29, 2006 at 7:34 AM

It’s bad enough you ruined my Friday morning breakfast, but did you have to leave the picture up all weekend? Made it tough to check the site for updates to see that at the top.

Even after years in the medical field, there are limits on how strong my stomach is.

Mike O on July 29, 2006 at 11:32 PM

If the artists really wants to make a huge splash with his creation, he could always drop Hillery’s bust in a bucket of urin and have it featured on the home page of the National Endowment of Arts.

JoeWaynick on July 30, 2006 at 10:30 AM

Agreed with Mike O

Cruel and unusual punishment to leave that thing up all weekend.

speed647 on July 30, 2006 at 2:08 PM

Satan’s prom queen gets a boob job.

doingwhatican on July 30, 2006 at 6:39 PM