The Cindy Sheehan diet: sweeping the nation!
posted at 12:00 am on July 20, 2006 by Bryan
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Cheetos, Coke, chocolate pie, ice cream, cookies and cake aren’t just for breakfast anymore.
Yes, it’s mean. But, wow.
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No Michael Moore jokes? Color me disappointed.
Convertacon on July 20, 2006 at 12:02 AM
No one’s stopping you from writing your own. Have at it!
Bryan on July 20, 2006 at 12:10 AM
Are my eyes messed up, or does Zack need a manbra?
DannoJyd on July 20, 2006 at 12:41 AM
Bring on the Michael Moore jokes and color me giggles.
Don’t ferget to throw in a couple of strippers and it’s a breakfast club party!
At least it’s a balanced diet, right? Fiber from Cheetos, and ice cream has vitimin D? (for dumb cindy)
I’m an adult, I can have dessert before dinner. So there…
Kini on July 20, 2006 at 12:57 AM
Someone call Michael Moore to go jump, to help out the German professor in Michelle’s new vent.
Entelechy on July 20, 2006 at 1:41 AM
Quick, where’s my Van Hagar Halan CD’s ;~!
Kini on July 20, 2006 at 1:56 AM
That is just plain sad. I lost my first son to a brain tumor, and it’s just a shame to have that happen to him.
rightside on July 20, 2006 at 2:26 AM
I don’t see what this has to do with Sheehan. Would somebody explain. Thanks.
THeDRiFTeR on July 20, 2006 at 5:32 AM
Awfully Springerish to post that. Maybe I missed something but I was hoping to point and laugh at Sheehag not a fat kid with a rare disease that will eventually kill him. Shrug.
frreal on July 20, 2006 at 8:00 AM
I’m not so much thinking of Michael Moore as I am Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers series. Get. In. My. Belly!
pistolero on July 20, 2006 at 8:53 AM
No Michael Moore jokes…
THAT IS MICHAEL MOORE.
shooter on July 20, 2006 at 9:28 AM
Hilarious!
realVerse on July 20, 2006 at 10:50 AM
oh come on Bryan, that’s not funny. poor baby. i wonder if he’s still alive? i’m being serious.
pullingmyhairout on July 20, 2006 at 10:56 AM
Hmmm … has anyone considered that this boy’s real problem is his parent shoving too much food down his throat? His parents and brother aren’t exactly lightweights either.
thirteen28 on July 20, 2006 at 11:04 AM
thirteen,
i gave that some thought. but, still, even with a poor diet, it’s hard to be 17 months old and 70 pounds!!!! normally, one nurses/bottle feeds exclusively for 6 months, then slowly adds cereal, mashed fruit, mashed veggies, etc. until they are around 10 months. then, one can start feeding “real people” food, cut into tiny bites. it’s hard to imagine that this family actually fed this child mcdonald’s cheeseburgers and fries and the ripe old age of ONE!!! Unless of course they put Coke or Dr.Pepper in his bottle… I just can’t imagine parents being so ignorant – so therefore I MUST believe (for my own sanity) that he has some sort of medical condition.
pullingmyhairout on July 20, 2006 at 11:31 AM
I doubt medical condition, I am obese, but I like most posters have a firm grip on the reigns of common sense. eat to much + not enough exersize = FAT.
opiemuyo on July 20, 2006 at 11:58 AM
THE CINDY SHEEHAN DIET: Everything left.
You want a Michael Moore joke, you got it:
MICHAEL MOORE: Moby D***head.
Dr. Charles G. Waugh on July 20, 2006 at 12:27 PM
pmho-that’s the first thought I had when I saw the picture-that the parents probably put soda in his bottle. So sad, but common. Great for the teeth though! har har.
NTWR on July 20, 2006 at 12:47 PM
That’s nothing. There’s a mother in Russia with a five year old kid; he’s like 250 lbs; he’s in the running for fattest kid on the planet. Poor woman can barely afford to feed him. She’s trying to pump up the publicity so she can make some money. She had a london times reporter there that she was trying to charge for an interview and pictures of him. Nothing really interesting about him; he’s just grievously fat. What puzzled me was why she let him sit around the house playing video games. I’d have sent him outside to exercise. I mean, he may have some super gene that makes him that way, but he might be able to mitigate some of it by moving around a bit instead of sitting at home like a great sodden lump.
austinnelly on July 21, 2006 at 5:19 PM
Cindy Sheehan could use the diet anyway? She’s got the Michelin man look going on. Besides that, she needs to concentrate her efforts into cutting back on the pot…look at her…can you just see her sitting around a campfire with joint in hand, singing kumbaya?
bradenmikael on July 22, 2006 at 8:30 PM
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