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posted at 11:52 pm on July 13, 2006 by Allahpundit
This is what I get for posting the Bruce Willis/Truther thing the other night. A steady stream of this crap for nigh on two days:
The timing of the Malvo shootings is the single most critical feature to understand in the debate about September 11th and the Iraq War. It is the perfect perfecta night for the track managers wife, …all composed of long shots, …one in every race. The Malvo shootings blew the Iraq war debate right off the front page. They started blowing peoples heads off in the press the day the Iraq war debate started, they continued blowing peoples heads off in the press with a frenzy and a total media madness so intense that it the blocked out the rays of the sun itself,… until shortly after the Declaration of War.
[blah blah snip]
A fat lady in the stands collapsed after the seventh, in disbelief, when the WTC tower seven holding the CIA records gave a precision collapse of absolute perfection and it wasn’t even hit by a plane in the race… it went straight down in perfect lines that would have had demo experts clapping backs and all by happenstance.”
He concludes, chillingly:
I don’t want to draw rolled eyes. But think about it.
No, here’s the real conclusion:
Evil is in our midst and we had better beware.
Lieberman voter, do you think? Or Lamont?
Random ad hominem bonus link: We’ve all wondered if it’s true. Now, thanks to Japanese genius, and with a little help from a well-positioned Iranian aide, we might finally find out. Introducing … the smellPod.
Even more random bonus link: Who’s the butchiest butch on the field-hockey field?
No wonder Zidane laid him out.
Linkless moment of candor: Did I post the Ahmadinejad thing just because I wanted to use the word “smellPod”?
I don’t want to draw rolled eyes. But think about it.
Blowback
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Anyone else come to mind when you here “I don’t want to draw rolled eyes”?
Kevin M on July 13, 2006 at 11:55 PM
There it is again…”draw rolled eyes.”
Acts20:24 on July 14, 2006 at 12:09 AM
Um, yeah, Acts. It’s a gig.
Here’s a hint: you might see it again.
Allahpundit on July 14, 2006 at 12:11 AM
Welcome to my world. I went to just ONE penis enlargement site and my e-mail has been swamped ever since.
That’s the last time I attempt to use the internet to do a little academic research.
EFG on July 14, 2006 at 12:14 AM
Malvo???? Wow that’s a new one. I guess I always thought Bush engineered Sept 11th to help out his brother in Florida. Here’s my tinfoil hat theory:
Remember all of the shark attacks that summer? Well Bushitler didn’t like his brother Jebhitler getting all the bad press and losing tourist dollars, so Chimpy and Rummy unleashed Sept 11th… It’s that easy… Just think about it….
What a bunch of moonbats!!!!
uniclone on July 14, 2006 at 1:52 AM
The Materazzi video was good but I think that someone put it together to get the exact reaction that Allah gave; namely, “No wonder Zidane laid him out.”
You miss the fact that Matterazzi did not do those things to Zidane at the time of the headbutt— Zidane attacked because of words, even by his own admission.
It’s bullshit. It’s a disproportionate response that’s condoned IF the disproprtionate response comes from a politically correct victim/minority group. It’s a clear example of hte hypocrisy on the left.
e.g. he’s a Muslim and someone called him a terrorist…. ahhhh! that deserves a massive headbutt to the chest!
e.g. an Israeli soldier is kidnapped by a terrorist organization and most of the world tells Irael to chill out because they attack the individuals and the infrastructure realted to the kidnappers.
Don’t believe the hype! My guess is that a video could be compiled of Zidane or many other players that shows the same thing that the Materazzi video shows. Tough sport.
Greg on July 14, 2006 at 9:14 AM
The Holocaust has been reputed time and time again. Now it’s the attacks on Sept. 11 in question. Eyewitness accounts, photos, film footage, testimony but people will believe what they want.
Hening on July 14, 2006 at 9:22 AM
Well , I’ll say it for the Iranin bloggers : president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad STINKS and needs a shower.
Sure EFG, all for academia!
shooter on July 14, 2006 at 9:48 AM
EFG , Are you a teacher? ….think about it.
shooter on July 14, 2006 at 9:50 AM
I don’t want to draw rolled eyes… so I’ll admit, he’s right, we do have evil among us. Him. And all his idiotarian minger toss-pots of friends.
RH
RobertHuntingdon on July 14, 2006 at 10:24 AM
What John Waters did on cardboard, the Japanese do with a microchip.
Clark1 on July 14, 2006 at 10:50 AM
Of course. Academia is nothing, if not a search for the truth. Now it is true that my search for the “truth” has has gotten me numerous reprimands from my supervisor for using a company computer for “inappropriate adult content”, but that’s just because the hegemonic “mind hive” still stiffels so much of America.
EFG on July 14, 2006 at 11:59 AM
Can’t think about it… brain hurts!
And the eye’s in his head see the world spinning round….
What every you want truth to be, as long as it is scantly clad!
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Dr. Charles G. Waugh on July 15, 2006 at 8:14 PM