Ahmadinejad: Israel = really stubborn body hair
posted at 12:58 pm on July 10, 2006 by Allahpundit
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He wants to tidy up the Middle East’s bikini line. No Nair for him, though. He’s shooting for something more permanent. Like electrolysis.
“All the conditions for the removal of the Zionist regime are at hand,” Ahmadinejad told an Arab Conference of Iraqi Neighbors meeting on Saturday. For the first time, he employed the Arabic word ezaleh, which is used to describe the irreversible removal of body hairs.
“Nations in the region will be more furious every day. It won’t take long before the wrath of the people turns into a terrible explosion that will wipe the Zionist entity off the map,” Ahmadinejad told the foreign ministers of Jordan, Syria, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Turkey, Bahrain and Egypt. The heads of the Arab League and the Islamic Conference were also present, in addition to a special United Nations representative.
None of the foreign ministers present, including Jordan, Egypt or Turkey – commonly regarded as Israel’s friends in the Arab/Muslim world – objected to the call for annihilation.
Iran’s sprouting quite a thatch of its own lately. Sounds like those rumors about Assad’s incontinence might have been right.
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Dear Allah Pundit:
Breathless references to pubic hair when covering such important events is unsavory and reprehensible.
Sincerely,
The MsM (Circa 1991)
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Kid from Brooklyn on July 10, 2006 at 1:24 PM
I guess they’re right, those who have said that Iran and North Korea are taking turns being outrageous and offensive, seeing if they can get something started with the West. Ahmadinejad is a psychotic tool, Kim Jong Il is a paranoid fool. They are testing our resolve, to see if it is as weak as they have been led to believe by reading the New York Times and watching CNN.
If Gore or (shudder) Kerry were in the White House right now, it might be a different story. But Iran and North Korea are not dealing with a paper tiger or a ’sleeping giant’. We are awake and alert, and daily we read reports of barbarity by Muslims which remind us of what is at stake.
I look for a deposed Kim Jong Il with a peaceful unified Korea in the next two years. And I foresee a radiating ash heap of debris where Iran once had nuclear weapons, possibly courtesy of Israel. Those two events would move the world greatly towards much needed stability, and they are attainable goals.
Doug on July 10, 2006 at 2:06 PM
I wonder how well nukes work on stubborn back hair
Maybe its time for Israel to wax the Iranians
Defector01 on July 10, 2006 at 2:13 PM
I wonder how Juan Cole is going to rewrite those comments?
Clark1 on July 10, 2006 at 2:58 PM
Iran is that unwanted nose hair that keeps itching your nostrils, and only goes away when clipped.
Rick on July 10, 2006 at 5:02 PM
Iran wants to introduce Israel to a metaphorical “ezaleh,” Israel should introduce Iran to a metaphorical “botched circumcision.”
Savage on July 10, 2006 at 8:33 PM
Ahmadinejad: Israel = really stubborn body hair
He should know.
MarcH on July 10, 2006 at 8:49 PM
No doubt why Mrs. Ahmadinejad wears a full length burka.
*shudder*
speed647 on July 11, 2006 at 12:50 AM
Or perhaps an artillery enema.
Kid from Brooklyn on July 11, 2006 at 8:25 AM
Ahmadinejad ought not to bring up the subject of stubborn body hair. Does Iran not have any mirrors for that wolfman to look into? Talk about a walking hairball. – MD
Mandrake on July 11, 2006 at 8:56 AM
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