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Dictator Kim kept up his rhetoric this week as well as firing off a half dozen or so missiles with more apparently on the launch pad….

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Even Communist China would send over some 20 to 30 for my department alone. This stat is telling, I’m sure.

Yes I saw that one. It was simultaneously enlightening AND reason to blow Pepsi through my nose.

:p

That guy just cracked me up. I’m actually wondering now if he was doing a parody of a liberal. Because if he was for real … well, then he’s the funniest thing ever.

Best line of his rant: “I don’t know why we LET him talk for hours a day …”

Um, maybe its the First Amendment? Sheesh. Why don’t any liberals believe in liberal ideas any more? No free speech. Racism as policy. Avoid all intellectual diversity. Liberalism today has a startling resemblence to Stalinism.

See how I threw that in there to make this comment almost on topic?

If you thought that was funny … did you see THIS one linked on the same page?

If ever wondered what blogging liberals and DU posters were REALLY like … well, here you go. Do not – I repeat, do not – be drinking anything when the tape starts. One look and you’ll spit up all over your keyboard.

I give you …. a classic prototype liberal:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEHCaQLNMBY&mode=related&search=

Blather, the Tae bo dong missile was just an exercise.

That’s pretty funny.

If Kim Jong Il’s missiles are just big dongs, what does that say about our desire to intercept them with our, um, missiles? Is America gay?

Also funny. Strangely homo-erotic, but funny.

Sure Kim’s projectiles exploded prematurely, but our missiles used to be called Minutemen…

And that was funniest of all. Who went and replaced Vanya with someone with wit and intelligence? Next BetterOffBlue will show up and say something relevant and insightful.

By the way, Vanya …. we also had MX-1′s and Titan’s. Now them’s some manly missiles.

As for your question – what do we do with our penis-envy-having friend? Well … his fate seems obvious, doesn’t it?

Sooner or later, he’s going to have a meeting with some American made munitions. Probably sooner rather than later.

The only real question is how soon – and whether liberals will insist that we suffer casualties before doing what will have to be done.

Alternatively, we could let him live a long, healthy life, and use people like Ted Turner and Cindy Sheehan as mockeries of liberalism when the sing his praises …? I like that one, too.

But I wouldn’t take a large wager on Lil’ Kim still breathing a decade from now. One way or another.

To be semi-serious for half a second: that regime is unsupportable. No totalitarian regime can remain in power long. When the people get hungry enough – or he gets dangerous enough – he’ll be done.

It’s really too bad we can’t deal with it now. We should. A lot of lives would be saved. But politics won’t let it happen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcTjdSbUkdQ

Interesting newsday, yesterday.

If Kim Jong Il’s missiles are just big dongs, what does that say about our desire to intercept them with our, um, missiles? Is America gay?

Sure Kim’s projectiles exploded prematurely, but our missiles used to be called Minutemen…

Just goes to proove that yer Dong can get ya in trouble…

It seems so obvious. The Europeans prance around soccer fields hugging each other maniacally and crying when the man in tight shorts shows them a shiny colored card. In the Middle East, they keep their women in burlap bags and kill over cartoons.

It’s all Freudian. It all comes down to sex. I’m sure of it.

And, well … we’re just, um, packing a lot more power under the hood than the rest of these sissies, if you catch my drift.

In the end, it’s all penile. Ask Bob Dole.

Did anyone actually NOT notice the fact that Kim Jong Needs-a-chill-pill’s short range rocket (emphasis on short) is called the “No Dong?”

No dong? Hmmm. Not coincidental, my friends.

Clearly my penis envy theory has some validity.

For more on Kim Jong’s penile issues (or lack thereof), here’s some additional information on the dongless missile program:

http://www.fas.org/nuke/guide/dprk/facility/nodong.htm

You would have thought they’d have named the longer range “Taepodong-2″ missile something more … robust? Virile? But then I realized that “taepo” is obviously the Korean word for robust, virile, and very long.

By the way, they may try to launch another longdong missile. I heard they’re consulting with Rush Limbaugh on their, um, launch problems.

On a more serious note … it’s worth remembering that every mad dictator in history has had his own nodong issues. Ask Eva Braun.

Or Theresa Heinz-Kerry. We dodged a bullet on that one. A very small bullet.

To summarize: Tommy Lee will almost certainly be solely responsible for the inevitable launch of North Korean longdong missiles at L.A. Because Kim Illin’ (like Osama, John Kerry, and Cindy Sheehan) is simply obsessed with the injustice of our enormity. If you know what I mean. No one ever listens to Freud until its too late.

I’ll close by giggling and saying once more: “no dong.”

That’s funny. Right, Beavis?

Michelle Malkin explains the reality of North Korea to Ted Turner. (The L.A. Times could stand to listen as well.)……