Video: Gore says he won Florida

posted at 1:44 pm on June 29, 2006 by Allahpundit

He’s kidding on the square.

Well, actually, no he’s not. He means it.

He also thinks global warming is worse than nuclear war. And that the right is responsible for most of the vitriol that colors today’s politics. Ahem.

Apologies for the poor quality, by the way; I got this second-hand. It’s good enough.

Update: Tom Elliott drinks deep from the cup of right-wing vitriol.

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Jaibones on June 29, 2006 at 1:48 PM

Good night, 6 years later and he STILL can’t “moveon”? Wait, never mind, I forgot who we were talking about. If somehow he manages to live another thousand years he’ll no doubt STILL be convinced he won florida and that global warming is a “clear and present danger” (that somehow just hasn’t QUITE YET come to pass — but it’s coming!!)…



RobertHuntingdon on June 29, 2006 at 1:49 PM

Democrats can’t accept they lost to the Cowboy
Feel like this is turning into an Elmer Fudd- Bugs Bunny thing

Defector01 on June 29, 2006 at 1:52 PM

Truth is stranger than fiction. Even Iowahawk would have to work overtime to create a more perfect parody of a Moonbat politico than Algore. Algore is an assmunch.

mcgilvra on June 29, 2006 at 1:59 PM

“Worse Vice-President, ever.” Comicbook Guy, The Simpsons

DrEvil on June 29, 2006 at 2:00 PM


I love the call for IowaHawk on Algore. Start the chant:


Jaibones on June 29, 2006 at 2:07 PM

Don’t forget the internet…he DID invent the internet!

BirdEye on June 29, 2006 at 2:10 PM


It’s not just for breakfast anymore.

thirteen28 on June 29, 2006 at 2:13 PM

Feel like this is turning into an Elmer Fudd- Bugs Bunny thing >

Actually, more like “Duck Season”.

Kid from Brooklyn on June 29, 2006 at 2:14 PM

Mr. Gore is becoming pathetic. The Vice Presidential counterpart to Jimmy Carter. Rather sad really.

pat on June 29, 2006 at 2:17 PM

Well, he’s gatta have sompting to do, yah?

It’s probably some of the best fiction I’ve seen, and yet I have friends that believe the gospel according to Gore.


Kini on June 29, 2006 at 2:27 PM

Jesus Christ Al, get your meds under control…

Babs on June 29, 2006 at 2:28 PM

The Great Algorio…Algorio the Magnificent…He will levitate you using just his mind. He will convince you that the world is warming…

From presidential candidate to carnival act in just 6 1/2 years…that’s you Democrat party for ya!

budugirl on June 29, 2006 at 2:48 PM


NRA4Freedom on June 29, 2006 at 2:53 PM

Please run in 2008. We need the comedy gold of Algore.

JammieWearingFool on June 29, 2006 at 3:04 PM

Of course he’s not using this for political purposes. He’s using it to keep his fat face on TV, to get free air travel, to get free hotel rooms, to get free FOOD!

Freakin’ junk science spoutin’ TOOL!

Dread Pirate Roberts VI on June 29, 2006 at 3:09 PM

It’d be good to have al-Goreda in the heat with Hillary. Boths camps are at odds with each other and would make for some nice campaign memories (for conservatives).

darwin on June 29, 2006 at 3:13 PM

Like David Spade said on SNL.
Nobody likes a stink’n sore loser!
To think he came that close to the presidency makes you get the skin crawl’n hebe jebes.

Speakup on June 29, 2006 at 3:15 PM

GOOD LORD!! 3rd graders arent such sore losers!! “I think I carried Florida” UGH!!!

Its half man, half bear, and half pig. Im serial. Why wont anyone listen to me.. im serial!!!

the observer on June 29, 2006 at 3:16 PM

still after 6 years, my ears hurt just listening to his condescending tone. like, “i’m so smart and you’re so stupid and you should listen to me, because, well, I’m Algore.”

pullingmyhairout on June 29, 2006 at 3:19 PM

and is he waxing his eyebrows now, or have they always looked like Spock?

pullingmyhairout on June 29, 2006 at 3:20 PM

Gore the antagonistic childlike ‘almost president’. Sad indeed.
Does he listen to himself? I doubt seriously that he does.
-Nuclear war is easier on the earth than global warming.-
He can no longer differentiate the real from the false.
Also from the link above: “The unpleasant truth is that President Bush’s utter incompetence has made the world a far more dangerous place and dramatically increased the threat of terrorist attacks against the United States …”
— Al Gore, speech at, May 26, 2004
It makes one shudder to think if this man had ANY power.

shooter on June 29, 2006 at 3:25 PM

The guy is seen as a joke in his home state of Tennessee (which he also lost in 2000). What is it with liberals and their desire to become even more unhinged after they leave office (or voted out)? Liberals like Carter and Slick Willy (actually, Clinton just likes the spotlight – Carter is whacky like Gore).

Rick on June 29, 2006 at 3:39 PM

Just shows how scientific he is, if he thinks that nuclear war won’t ACCELERATE “gorebal warming” immensely…
talk about ruining the environment!

NTWR on June 29, 2006 at 4:29 PM

Please, please, get Algore to run in 2008!

Clark1 on June 29, 2006 at 4:34 PM

At least he’s actually much closer to right on climate change (though still not right) than he was when he was shrieking “He betrayed his country!”.

I’ve always thought Al Gore was the Dan Quayle of the Democratic party. Albiet maybe Dan Quayle on crack. Then again, Dan Quayle was right about Murphy Brown


Holmwood on June 29, 2006 at 4:40 PM

For Gawd’s sake, Al, get the heck OVER IT!

You lost, you LOSER!

Lady Heather on June 29, 2006 at 4:41 PM

Every liberal newspaper, TV network and reporter tried every which way they could to come up with some method of counting the Florida vote which would give the state to Gore.

They could never do it. Never. Never.

If Al Gore wasn’t rich, he’d be living under a bridge.

Labamigo on June 29, 2006 at 4:52 PM

After watching this vid, can you imagine this idiot being your father?? When the global warming doesn’t happen, as the global cooling did not, these idiots will take credit for preventing it. Consensus of scientists means debate over and anyone who has info challenging the “consensus” is branded a “heretic”. Thank God we have some heretics or we probably would still be riding horses.

gary on June 29, 2006 at 5:53 PM

Run, Al, Run!

Never mind that if you’d have taken your home state in 2000, Florida wouldn’t have mattered – any you might be lording over all of us, even now! [Represses shudder]

Run, Al, Run! We need you to save us from benighted selves!

Spurius Ligustinus on June 29, 2006 at 6:15 PM

Rick has a point: what is it about donkey party prez candidate losers – that’s right, Jimmah, Al and John, I’m talkin’ to you – that make them go over the deep end?

Bill Clinton only proves the rule by being the exception: having served two terms, he couldn’t lose – so accordingly, he hasn’t gone insane.

Spurius Ligustinus on June 29, 2006 at 6:18 PM

This guy is the poster boy for douchebags. He lost Florida, global warming is junk science and Al Gore is an idiot.

MCPO Airdale on June 29, 2006 at 7:21 PM

algore might have won Florida if so many West Palm Beach voters weren’t idiots who voted for Buchanan when they meant to vote for Al.

Thank God for idiots. I remember when I was one of them.

Pablo on June 29, 2006 at 9:37 PM

Democrats and liberals never lose….. you just aren’t smart enough to understand them. At least that’s what they keep telling us.

sMack on June 29, 2006 at 11:16 PM

I feel the reason they can’t get over losing twice is that both sKerry and Gore “knew” the fix was in. When they lost anyways, they are just too upset at their own failures.

LewWaters on June 30, 2006 at 3:35 AM

Actually, the only voter fraud that occurred in Florida in 2,000 was perpetrated by Al and his minions. The Butterfly ballot issue in Palm Beach County was a sham set up ahead of time in anticipation of a close vote by the Democrat machine running that County. And,unfortunately,it worked for about 30 days.
The real fraud was the nullification of overseas Military Ballots, the double voting of thousands of seasonal residents who predominantly came from the Liberal Northeast Corridor, and the Lib Networks calling the State for Gore an hour before the Conservative Panhandle polls were closed.
In every significant election since, the State has broken 54-55% Republican.
For Al to be claiming otherwise 6 years later simply confirms his unfitness to lead. He needs to go away and stfu.

there it is on June 30, 2006 at 9:41 AM

Gore makes Hillary sound reasonable by comparison.

Maybe that is the Dems strategy…

speed647 on June 30, 2006 at 11:20 AM