His hips don’t lie, people. Click the image to watch.

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Debbie Schlussel’s back from a sneak preev of Superman Returns with her review. Lois Lane? Total slut.

And at Alternet, they’re posting sex rumors about Rush. As always, it’s not that they want to, it’s that they have to, because after all Rush is … against marijuana or something.

There are no bad guys on the left. There are only people who’ve been driven to desperation by conservative evil.

Update: What Would Tyler Durden Do salutes Superman for standing for truth, justice, and … what was the line again?