Dixie Chick confused by NYC subway system
posted at 10:19 am on June 22, 2006 by Allahpundit
She’s also confused by bright lights, magicians who make the quarters come out of her ear, and mathematic equations “with letters in ‘em.”
Maines tells London’s Time Out magazine, “Well if I could figure out the New York subway system, I’d use it all the time. I’ve got lost every single time I’ve tried to take the subway without my husband (Adrian Pasdar). I always seem to get on the one that’s changed its route but they haven’t changed the map.”
Think about this: she’s the head Dixie Chick. She’s the one the others take orders from.
Since I ripped that link off from Free Republic, I might as well rip off another one: Congressman Steve King has apologized to Helen Thomas for saying that if there’s any justice, Zarqawi’s virgins will all look like her. Heh.
Outrageous!
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Congressman Steve King has apologized to Helen Thomas for saying that if there’s any justice, Zarqawi’s virgins will all look like her. Heh
I am sure Helen did not ask for the apology.
Remember the old joke?
“Helen slept with our mule last night.”
“I apologize to the mule this morning.”
easy87us on June 22, 2006 at 10:26 AM
hahhahahahahaaa!!!! That is hysterical.
Leiren on June 22, 2006 at 10:28 AM
Steve King should not have apologized for just speaking the truth…
I guess then she takes her big Hummer and burns up all the fossil fuel that was drilled in her home state of Texas, which she loathes. I’m substituting “natalie mains” for “dumb blonde.” i.e., you’ve pulled a “natalie mains.”
pullingmyhairout on June 22, 2006 at 10:29 AM
Allah, When are you posting a Picture of Helen Thomas? The one up top is from “Revenge of the Sith”
Wyrd on June 22, 2006 at 10:42 AM
Is it me or does Helen Thomas look like a Shar-pei?
Frogbrother on June 22, 2006 at 10:42 AM
I have been trying to find a report that I heard about where the Academy of Country Music is in a dispute with Billboard Magazine which does the ranking of music because they insist on putting the Dixie Chicks album on the Country Music category which puts it in #1. Has anybody else heard or read anything in any entertainment news about this?
LakeRuins on June 22, 2006 at 10:43 AM
Is it me or does Helen Thomas look like a Shar-pei?
Frogbrother on June 22, 2006 at 10:42 AM
Oh, no, I have to apologize to the mule again…
easy87us on June 22, 2006 at 11:08 AM
Help! I accidentally looked at Helen’s picture! My eyes, my eyes!
realVerse on June 22, 2006 at 11:34 AM
Somebody should find a photo of Helen Thomas from like 50 years ago,,,just to find out if she has alsays been so disturbing to look at.
realVerse on June 22, 2006 at 11:36 AM
Congressman S. King meant to say that Helen still is a virgin.
Entelechy on June 22, 2006 at 12:25 PM
I would assume so, after all, ugly is eternal….
ScottG on June 22, 2006 at 12:27 PM
Helen Thomas’ ugliness comes from her beliefs, sense of entitlement and attitude – otherwise, her physical appearance, about which she can’t do much, wouldn’t be so noted.
Entelechy on June 22, 2006 at 12:32 PM
Ugly is eternal and so is stupidity. I think Maines is more stupid than Thomas is ugly. Maybee.
Shmo on June 22, 2006 at 12:36 PM
you want something funny with helen thomas?
i posted this about that
JazzBass on June 22, 2006 at 12:36 PM
You folks should be ashamed of yourselves and apologize to all old Arabs (and mules and goats and …… ).
GT on June 22, 2006 at 12:38 PM
OH Great, here comes PETA. And it looks like they’re pissed.
shooter on June 22, 2006 at 1:26 PM
Helen, a face that even a mother can’t love. Old toad face would be a good Texas moniker for her.
docdave on June 22, 2006 at 1:44 PM
I am being cruel to you, Helen.
I really want to apologize to you.
Helen, I am sorry for saying that you slept with my mule.
I am so sorry.
The mule just died from shock. He thought he was sleeping with another mule.
easy87us on June 22, 2006 at 1:54 PM
I suspect Helen IS a virgin. Or she married/slept with a really drunk man.
gary on June 22, 2006 at 5:06 PM
She used to be quite beautiful until a farm house smooshed her during a tornado and someone stole her ruby slippers.
right as rain man on June 22, 2006 at 8:02 PM
Halloween is comming up. Doesn anyone know where I can get a Helen Thomas mask? That picture scares me.
So much for eating dinner tonight.
DannoJyd on June 22, 2006 at 8:50 PM
Not to be a killjoy, but what say we leave the misogynistic comments to the liberals? How about we forget Thomas’ sex, apperance (and ethnicity) … and focus on the fact that she’s a raving lunatic moonbat who pretends to be a journalist?
(And that shar-pei comment was cruel to canines everywhere ..)
Professor Blather on June 22, 2006 at 11:01 PM
Is that a smile? She kind of looks like the evil clown from the stephen king book/movie IT. Yuck.
joed18 on June 23, 2006 at 3:58 PM