Comments on: Truthout finally wins me over

By: easy87us

easy87us — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 15:16:43 +0000

Professor…ditto here.

Love to have Bush around. He is our GARLIC! It is a love hate relationship, you know…LOL

and he wards off those vampires…

By: LeatherPenguin » I’ll Never Figure Lefty Logic

LeatherPenguin » I’ll Never Figure Lefty Logic — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 15:01:37 +0000

[...] It’s more entertaining than watching truthout(to lunch) spin a conspiracy web around their horseshit “Rove’s been indicted” reporting, entangling into an unholy cabal people who are providing more damning evidence that Leopold & Co. were either suckered, or just made the whole thing up and tossed any ethical considerations straight into the shitter in their pursuit of the Loony Left’s ultimate get: Darth Karl. [...]

By: pjcomix

pjcomix — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 14:41:21 +0000

This Truthout edition reminds me of Hal the Computer when Dave starting removing his memory cells:

I’m afraid. I’m afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I’m a… fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it I can sing it for you.

By: Bellicose Muse

Bellicose Muse — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 14:24:51 +0000

As George Costanza said, “Remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it.”

By: Professor Blather

Professor Blather — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 14:14:55 +0000

Getting Bush re-elected has put hundreds and thousands of liberals to the sad state that is displayed by Jason and Marc etal at TruthOut.

In complete denial and spaced out…in the Twilight Zone…

Which is why, despite my occasional disagreements with the President, I’m all for repealing the 22nd Amendment and electing him to a third term.

The entertainment value as liberals’ heads explode everywhere would be priceless.

By: easy87us

easy87us — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 14:10:05 +0000

Getting Bush re-elected has put hundreds and thousands of liberals to the sad state that is displayed by Jason and Marc etal at TruthOut.

In complete denial and spaced out…in the Twilight Zone…

By: Professor Blather

Professor Blather — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 14:07:30 +0000

You’ve got to admit, it takes a special kind of brave insanity to report a story of clearly verifiable FACT – and then when that FACT turns out to be absolutely wrong, to continue to insist that you’re right.

I mean let’s face it, liberals are usually careful to cover themselves by only expressing opinions, and then using twisted logic to attempt to defend those opinions. For example: “But THESE WMDs are too small and too few, and NOT the WMDs we went to war for … when we said WMD’s, we meant BIG ones and SHINY new ones … ”

That sort of logic. The perpetual moving of the goal posts.

But in this story, they stated one simple fact. Karl Rove was indicted on May 12, 2006.

Sure, they tried to squirm – all that 24 “business hours” silliness.

But still, for once they argued a clearly FACTUAL position. Sort of like the Viet Cong finally deciding to stand and fight during Tet 1968 (and getting their asses handed to them).

So when the fact is wrong – what do they do? Why … they just ignore the fact and insist they’re right.

You gotta give ‘em credit. That takes big brass balls (and big buckets of stupidity).

Then again, there are a few of them that still think Kerry will be inaugurated aaaaaaaaaaany day now (Hat Tip to the DUmmieFUnnies: http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/)

By: Inoperable Terran » Truthout still insisting Rove is going down

Inoperable Terran » Truthout still insisting Rove is going down — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 13:22:39 +0000

[...] Allah gives up, collapses in a laughing heap. Posted by Ian S. in [...]

By: dapope

dapope — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 06:09:26 +0000

I’m sure TruthLout will provide many o’ year of comedic inspiration. It’s always richer when you don’t have to make it up.
Ironric? You decide.

By: DannoJyd

DannoJyd — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 05:06:16 +0000

And for those unfamiliar with PEST…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post_Election_Selection_Trauma

By: DannoJyd

DannoJyd — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 05:01:57 +0000

Hey Right.

I would suggest buying shares in the sex therapy trade. That is where all of the libs will be headed when the upcomming PEST outbreaks happen due to them not getting back the House, or Senate. Those ‘therapists’ were the ones who handled the cases from the ’04′ elections.

Just a thought.

By: rightallthetime

rightallthetime — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 04:23:44 +0000

Quick, everyone buy stock in whomever manufactures reynolds tin-foil wrap.

By: DannoJyd

DannoJyd — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 03:58:02 +0000

Ok. Let’s play How Do We Cover Up Like Rather Did…

First, they need to come up with an actual source. It doesn’t have to be someone with real credentials so let’s find a bum on the street, and offer him some booze or drugs if he will just sign off as The Source.

Next, we will start a rumor that someone in Rove’s office was the one to hire this loser. That’s right! Rove tricked us all!

Ok. Time to send everyone close to the story an e-mail so that we get the story straight.

What!?!? The bum died of a heart attack? Now we’ve really got Rove! He arranged this to cover up his crimes…

OMG! I have Got to stop going to those @#$! liberal blogs…

Those people still scare me.

By: rightside

rightside — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 03:46:32 +0000

…and are they recycling all that tinfoil so that it’s earth-friendly?

By: easy87us

easy87us — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 02:46:46 +0000

Marc Ash wrote this..”We urge The Post and Lauria to meet the same standard that we have been held to these past weeks – account for your statements, please.”

Please pinch me. I must be dreaming…

By: Kevin M

Kevin M — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 02:40:42 +0000

I’m dying for them to name Rove as their source for the indictment story ;)

By: GT

GT — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 02:33:09 +0000

The tinfoil companies must really be working a lot of overtime.

By: Professor Blather

Professor Blather — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 01:55:47 +0000

Just remember: they call themselves the “reality based” community.

No. Seriously. Hey – why are you pointing at me and laughing?

So … has Rove’s trial date been set?

By: Pablo

Pablo — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 01:48:55 +0000

For the record, Jason Leopold is not acting alone on the Rove indictment story. All of TO’s senior editors are participating in interviewing sources, verifying facts and vetting every sentence published before the story goes live.

I simply must see the flowchart for that process.