Comments on: Gorebots: Rise of the machines

By: Doug

Doug — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 04:26:18 +0000

Kini -do it again- I’m not feeling anything yet.

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nope-nothing. Try spinning your head around–no, Left-spin to the Left! Okay…now I’m feeling something…hungry for prunes. Huh.

By: Slice of Laodicea

Slice of Laodicea — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 03:38:58 +0000

Is There Unity Warming Between Rick Warren and Al Gore?…

Al Gore plans to train 1,000 messengers he hopes will spread out across the country and present a slide show about global warming that captures the essence of his Hollywood documentary and book. Is there any chance that Rick Warren……

By: California Conservative

California Conservative — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 18:48:43 +0000

Exposing The “Naked” Protest In San Francisco…

Where else? Sometimes, even a tinfoil hat is too much to bear.
In predictable moonbat “fashion,” here’s another example of liberals “exercising” a typical rhetorical strategy: If your arguments have no merit, end the deb…

By: Kini

Kini — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 17:30:48 +0000

THE POWER OF GORE COMPELS YOU!

{green vomit CO2 spews}

By: birdman

birdman — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 17:21:53 +0000

“Purpose driven churches”? What ever happened to “seperation of church and state”? What is the purpoes of these churches, to enslave us? A church that preaches junk science is not a Christian church. The Bible is what is preached “THE WORD”, not the word of some 2nd class wanna-be. The worship of goverment is the porpuse that drives Al Gore.

By: Clark1

Clark1 — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 16:38:34 +0000

I am sure this will work out as fantastically as his cable channel and talk radio ventures.

By: speed647

speed647 — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 16:28:28 +0000

1000 Gorebot buffoons traveling around in fossil fueled planes trains and automobiles proselytizing the unbelieving masses…

Pantano’s “Self-flagellation” label raised to the tenth power. No worse friends, no better enemies.

By: Blue Crab Boulevard

Blue Crab Boulevard — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 16:16:27 +0000

Gore To Train Minions…

In a move that will certainly come as no surprise to regular readers here, Al Gore has announced he will begin training 1,000 recruits to spread the word about global warming. We here at Blue Crab Boulevard have long warned about the dangers …

By: entagor

entagor — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 16:13:33 +0000

I had avoided the Purpose Driven Life, figuring that for professing Christians that part was a given, but when I learned that Al Gore and PD may be the Twin Horns of the Beast, I had to learn more.

So of course I went to the reviews at Amazon. It seems PD is filled with important numbers. There are 40 Days of Purpose, 1000 scripture quotes. A major complaint was the book was big on Evangelism, but ignores Sin and Redemption.

Along comes al Gore, Peace-Sign be upon him, with 1000 Apostles, to present his Testament “An Inconvenient Truth”. Sounds like a pro-life stance and in fact the signers of the “Evangelical Climate Initiative” declare this is a pro-life issue.

Gives a whole new slant to Evangelism.

I wonder where the PD crowd stands on the Ark of the Earth Covenant and its 10 Earth Commandments. See Earth Day:
http://www.canadafreepress.com/2003/edesk090103.htm

Wait, it was Gore-bachov, not al-Gore, Peace-Sign be upon him, who declared he wanted the new Earth Commandments to replace the old Moses junk.

GORE-bachov, al-GORE? 40 Days of Purpose. It rained 40 days and nights on the Ark. 1000 apostles. Let 1000 flowers bloom.

Ever since I saw that photo of manic sweating al-Gore celebrating his loss of the Presidency despite more than 1000 illegals voting, I knew this man would one day be cloned.

By: Defector01

Defector01 — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 15:56:43 +0000

We need to find the seven of nine of this group

By: shooter

shooter — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 15:38:45 +0000

So, the movie sucked and he decides ” I’m smarter than everyone in the world, so I’ll just cram it down their throats with 1000 trained minions”.
.What a fool.
And to think the Rotary Clubs will listen to his rhetoric?
Gorbo, they’re mostly retired SMART people at Rotary.

By: allie

allie — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 15:18:20 +0000

“We are gorebots. Lower your intellect and power down your logic. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.”

SHELBY: Data, fluctuate verifiable fact sources… random settings… keep changing them… don’t give them time to adapt…

By: easy87us

easy87us — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 15:08:37 +0000

I tell you guys, Al Gore is the best thing ever happened to the conservative movement.

We love you Al!

Now go get them!

By: inmanjh

inmanjh — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 14:46:29 +0000

Aye yam Popeye of the Borg, prepares to be askimilligrated. Ah uck uck uck uck!

By: Moose Dung

Moose Dung — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 14:46:21 +0000

Firing up for 2008, Al Gore’s Global Warming Merry Pranksters traveling the country in their psychadelic school bus. Sounds like the fantasy trip the old hippies (and young hippie wannabes) have been praying for.

Algore Says: “Can you pass the GW acid test?”

Music by Phish…woo hoo!!

dung.

By: Suitably Flip

Suitably Flip — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 14:46:12 +0000

Mr. Gore Is Building an Army…

For every boy and girl who’s stared out the window at night and dreamt of one day being just like Al Gore, today brings good news….

By: Hoodlumman

Hoodlumman — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 14:35:14 +0000

Folks, folks... the debate is over. Embrace Global Warming. Accept GW in your heart and you shall be REDEEMED! Amen.

By: easy87us

easy87us — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 14:35:14 +0000

Al Gore will lead the Green Party eventually….then they will become the haven for the true left and they will absorb Ralph Nader’s people ( if not already).

This is getting interesting. We may have a four party political scene in not so far future.

By: havok

havok — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 14:22:44 +0000

I Wonder what is the Carbon Count for 1000 Unbathing Hemp Smoking Libs going all over the country spewing half-truths and Facts according to Al???