Chavez planning trip to “North Vietnam”
posted at 5:24 pm on June 12, 2006 by Allahpundit
As part of his Axis of Evil Tour ’06, which also includes stops in Iran, North Korea, Russia, and China.
What’s that you say? “North Vietnam” doesn’t exist anymore? Ah, but my friends, it does. Not as a national entity, perhaps, but as … a state of mind.
Just ask these dudes.
Meanwhile, in Havana, Fidel wants some daddy time.
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Maybe they’ll cook him and serve him with rice and spring roll.
clyde on June 12, 2006 at 5:33 PM
Chavez will found it more rewarding to be a comedian working in US than being an anti US politician. He has the look and the talent to be one. I ain’t kidding. Imagine he works in a grease joint serving foods to hookers and corrupted cops…man..he could be very funny.
easy87us on June 12, 2006 at 5:52 PM
Maybe the Russians will shoot down his plane from Sakhalin Island as they did in 1983, when they downed a Korean passenger plane.
No such luck. . .
ForYourEdification on June 12, 2006 at 6:38 PM
Hugo Chavez reminds me of the rebel leader in the movie “Bananas,” who upon taking power in the country of San Marcos, issued this declaration:
“All citizens will be required to change their underwear
every half hour. …Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check.”
pjcomix on June 12, 2006 at 6:50 PM
Uh Fidel? Turn on the power
Or we’ll turn out your lights, and I don’t mean bulbs
Defector01 on June 12, 2006 at 7:34 PM
Will Hanoi Jane be along for the ride?
speed647 on June 12, 2006 at 9:13 PM
Chávez blew it. He should have rescheduled his “Axis of Evil Tour ’06” to begin in Las Vegas. ;->
Aunt B on June 13, 2006 at 9:19 AM