Haditha Weekly does damage control
posted at 4:07 pm on June 11, 2006 by Allahpundit
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Newsweek’s new cover story on Zarko’s demise sniffs at the gaucheness of “jingoes” who celebrated the airstrike with a bit too much relish. Meawhile, across town in Manhattan…

Har. I don’t think anyone on the right’s gone so far as to make the comparison Time’s implicitly making, but they’ve been taking heat lately over their coverage of the rampage that perhaps wasn’t. For more jingoistic wingnut celebration, click here.
Time’s article is behind a reg wall but Newsweek’s isn’t. Read it and see how Zarqawi escaped death in February because, irony of ironies, U.S. troops showed restraint in not firing at a target which they thought might have been civilian:
[A] vehicle blew through a Delta Force roadblock and came bearing down on a checkpoint manned by Rangers. A machine gunner had the SUV squarely in his sights and asked permission to fire. The lieutenant in charge hesitated; he did not have a “positive I.D.” of the passengers inside. The vehicle roared by, and there, holding a U.S. assault rifle and staring wildly out the window, was the face of Zarqawi. Quickly, the special operators mounted a pursuit. Delta operators took off on a high-speed chase while an unmanned aerial drone, known as a Shadow, watched the scene unfold from on high. Zarqawi was “s—ting in his pants,” a special operator later recounted to the Army Times. “He was screaming at the driver. He knew he was caught.”
He got away when the drone’s camera malfunctioned. And then there’s this:
A former Israeli official, speaking to NEWSWEEK anonymously for diplomatic reasons, recalled being called over to the Pentagon in October 2000, while he was stationed in Washington. The phone call came from Gen. John Abizaid, at the time the head of strategic policy and planning for the Joint Chiefs of Staff. The American general told the Israeli official that the USS Cole, an American destroyer in Yemen, had just been hit, and that bin Laden was behind the attack. Abizaid asked what the Israelis would do. “General,” the Israeli official says he replied, “you have to kill this guy.” Abizaid, apparently mindful of an executive order banning assassinations, just shook his head. “No, no,” he said, “We have a policy. We don’t do that.”
Newsweek also acknowledges, albeit grudgingly I’m sure, that found among the debris of Zarqawi’s safe house was the May 2 Arab-language edition of … Newsweek magazine. The cover story was about Iraq. The title? “No Exit.” Something to bear in mind the next time our lefty friends claim that the media’s defeatism is lost on the terrorists in Iraq.
The other must-read is the Times of London’s six-pager about the raid on the safe house. It includes the most explicit account yet of the “beating” Z-man supposedly took from U.S. troops before he died. Quote:
“The Americans tore his dishdasha and they kept on asking him through an interpreter, ‘What is your name, what is your name?’,” said Abbas. “They were tearing his dishdasha, not to wrap his head with it as they did later but because they were afraid he might be wearing a suicide belt. They kept shouting, ‘Keep your distance, he may be wearing a suicide belt’.”
He was not. “Under the dishdasha he was wearing only knee-length white undershorts,” said Abbas.
Once the soldiers had established the man was not a threat, they started to kick him in the chest, said Abbas and an Iraqi policeman also there. “They kept kicking him, shouting, ‘What’s your name?’, but the man only moaned and said nothing,” said Abbas.
ToL reports yet another near-miss with Zarqawi, a raid by Special Forces last October in which U.S. troops allegedly came face to face with the filthy bastard before he slipped away through a tunnel. Sounds unlikely to me, although the Times does name an American soldier killed in the raid as Tony Yost. But an Internet search reveals that Yost was killed on November 19, 2005 (coincidentally, the same day as the Haditha incident), not in October, and that he died from an IED explosion, not in a firefight. Although maybe that’s just the cover story.
FYI, ToL also says that Task Force 145 is now known as Task Force 77. Update your Google News search terms accordingly.
More Zarqawi reading: Jordanian intelligence tells the New York Times that Zarqawi might have trained up to 300 jihadis for attacks abroad; Newsmax reminds the Times that Zarqawi has been thinking about exporting jihad for awhile now, and in spectacular fashion; four Jordanian MPs are facing a backlash, thank god, for attending the funeral of a man directly responsible for killing 60 of their countrymen last year; in Havana, el presidente uses the airstrike as an opportunity to reaffirm his left-wing bona fides; and Rasmussen says there’s no “Zarqawi bounce” for Bush.
We close with a little music. It’s by Dr. BLT, whom Stereogum thinks is conservative but I think is actually a clever lefty goofing on righties here for exulting over Z-man’s death. Regardless, the song is really funny — in particular, the line “we can celebrate cautiously” leaves me in stitches. So enjoy. And here’s the acoustic version, in case the other one strikes you as too “jingoistic.”
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The next time Time will do this cover style again will be Jan. 20, 2009.
harrison on June 11, 2006 at 4:51 PM
Don’t miss Captain Ed’s Zarqawi Said Beaten To Death By Witness Who Could Not Have Seen It post. He has an excellent explanation of why those "beating witnesses" have to be lying.
bdfaith on June 11, 2006 at 4:56 PM
From Newsweek:
“When Iraqi and American soldiers found him, he was still breathing, barely, and muttering prayers. Lying on a stretcher, he turned away from his captors, imagining, perhaps, what awaited him in paradise.”
“Muttering prayers?” How do they know that? Did I miss something in the news? Last I knew, Zman muttered something unintelligible. But maybe Newsweek speaks unintelligible and can translate.
And what’s up with that ending prose? Is Danielle Steel ghost writing for Newsweek now? Someone please tell Evan Thomas and Rod Nordland to put the novel they are working on back in the desk drawer when doing their day job of reporting the news.
GPE on June 11, 2006 at 5:04 PM
I personally don’t care if they skinned the bastard alive. He had everything coming that he got, in multiples. Anyone feeling sorry for this human refuse is absolutely crazy.
clyde on June 11, 2006 at 5:18 PM
First it was “unintelligible”, then “muttering prayers”, soon it will be “he was yelling at the top of his lungs to continue the fight against the infidel” and “don’t forget to support the NY Times and Newsweak”.
darwin on June 11, 2006 at 5:55 PM
Muttering prayers???? Nice bit of editorializing….or should I say just making the facts up…
robo on June 11, 2006 at 6:56 PM
Same with this guy that somehow saw Zarqawi get the crap kicked out of him. Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot?
If he said anything at the end as he was being taken by the Americans it was probably something along the line of “Aw ****!”
Defector01 on June 11, 2006 at 7:08 PM
DEBKAfile reports “A Jordanian Sting Operation Yielded the Vital Lead”:
http://www.debka.com/article.php?aid=1173
RD on June 11, 2006 at 10:25 PM
Yo Defector01…I’m with you.
“If he said anything at the end as he was being taken by the Americans it was probably something along the line of “Aw ****!”.”
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Think about it, that IS what he said,- AW, F*%K…(farqowie.)
shooter on June 11, 2006 at 10:34 PM
Excerpt from NewsMax:
President Fidel Castro called the U.S. airstrike that killed Abu Musab al-Zarqawi a “barbarity,” saying he should have been put on trial.
The United States acted as “judge and jury” against the leader of the al-Qaida in Iraq, Castro said late Friday.
“They bragged, they were practically drunk with happiness.”
“The accused cannot just be eliminated,” he told a literacy conference. “This barbarity cannot be done.”
Why don’t we send a 500-pounder on top of this insignificant annoyance and let the world say afterward “The accused cannot just be eliminated”?
Entelechy on June 11, 2006 at 11:46 PM
Newsweek’s article, Death of a Terrorist, ends with this:
…October 2000, after the USS Cole attack and talking about bin Laden… “General,” the Israeli official says he replied, “you have to kill this guy.” Abizaid, apparently mindful of an executive order banning assassinations, just shook his head. “No, no,” he said, “We have a policy. We don’t do that.”
Those were the days.” (end of Newsweek article)
Are they serious? Can this be real? Are they really yearning for those days? If we wouldn’t have had that abhorring order, we might have avoided many, many terrorist attacks leading to 9/11 and who knows what that might have avoided?
Our old media are really, really sick!
Entelechy on June 12, 2006 at 12:03 AM
Allah, Point Five Blog has a hilarious video!
Brokeback al Zarqawi
bamapachyderm on June 12, 2006 at 2:40 AM
Get hit with 2 500lb bombs, survive, and mutter prayers! I was there I heard him. He said هل اصبح بعد ذلك احد ان عدد الحافلات؟(Did anyone get the number of that bus?)
Dread Pirate Roberts VI on June 12, 2006 at 9:08 AM
I think the Executive Order banning assassination should be rescinded.
Then the President & the Pentagon would have another weapon to brandish- to give those scum suckers something else to think about. For all their talk of martyrdom, the likes of Bin Laden are damn careful to get others to do the dying while preserving their own skins.
Abigail Adams on June 12, 2006 at 10:42 AM
bin Laden is not a head of any state. He’s fair game.
bamapachyderm… that video was too funny. (O:=
RolandHall on June 12, 2006 at 9:33 PM